How You Know God Loves You (He Makes Arrangements To Bring You To Him)

CHRISTIAN diet guru Gwen Shamblin Lara is among seven passengers "presumed dead" after the Christian weight loss guru's private jet crashed into a Tennessee lake, reports say. 

She ripped the gullible off, and had no style, but she did have an ugly, over-sized hairdo, a husband with big, bulging "cult member" eyes, and (of course) they both, probably, had heads full of nonsense from desert people, so long ago, they didn't even know what a "germ" was. These two were "real Christians" - so, naturally, God wanted them with Him - and NOW.

Like making blacks stay broke, that's how "blessed" they are.