We Could Be Smarter And Live So Much Better (If Our Media Weren't So Stupid)

 

So - in the eyes of NewAgers - the government's gone from "hiding the truth" to "very interested" and nobody thinks that's weird? Pilots claim they see UFOs "every day" but I'm supposed to act like what they're seeing now is unusual? And why are the photos and video always still blurry in an age with billions of cellphones? And, why is it - when the photos and video are not blurry - the "UFOs" turn out to be birds, or some new plane nobody's seen before? And, if mere birds can fool the eyes of trained fighter pilots, then why are we acting like they possess some super ability to spot UFOS? And why are we pretending that Senator Harry Reid isn't a Mormon nut job?

Because, deep down inside, you stupid bastards actually want an alien invasion.