Like, If You're The Kind Of Person To Look For Meaning In Crystals, It Will Always Mean You're A Blithering Idiot

You know, looking at everything going on in Obama's America right now - including (Transgender) Bradley Manning, (Communist) Edward Snowden, and (alleged rapist) Julien Assange - I'm almost of the mind to think there's some well-worn path being haphazardly followed:

They ran the largest illegal wiretapping operation ever uncovered. And their immigration fraud to harbor foreigners remains unrivaled in scope. The revelations brought criminal charges, defections, global manhunts and prison time.

It's just a thought. Don't try to read anything deeper into it (I've already said I think the NSA "scandal" is, so far, a joke) I'm just saying, the NewAge is the NewAge, and the now-familiar parameters of it's (weirdo) players, their (subversive) concerns, and the (expected) results, are just like their ("alternative") medical treatments: 

They never change,...

 

The Problem In News Isn't News But Those Delivering It

I always get a sick feeling in my stomach when I read this stuff:

I think that hard news reporting is a great social good. But as the Internet has unbundled news, it has become clear that this isn't a social good for which many people are willing to pay. Reporters who thought that political and international news reporters, plus a few people who write long reported series about poverty and related “serious” subjects, constituted the apex of their profession, have been humbled to learn that readers considered us a moderately interesting freebie to thumb through on the way to the important stuff in the sports section.

This from Megan McArdle, a member of the club that wasted everybody's time arguing the travel arrangements of Mitt Romney's dog. How about these post-election "scandals" they're trying to keep alive? The hero Bradley Manning got 35 years. HELLO! The hero Snowden's in Russia. HELLO! The hero Assange is in hiding. HELLO! Whites ain't looking so good after Trayvon. HELLO!

It never occurs to NewAgers - they're doing it wrong. Fuck the sports section, they're mixed up with astrology, and the articles on yoga insure it never crosses their minds that maybe, just maybe, their voices might not be the most pertinent at the moment, if they ever were. They don't affect my life. I know people who die, they don't report it. They don't investigate. They don't care. I don't know what they care about that I'm expected to pay for. They don't topple the wicked. They can't tell right from wrong unless Anthony Weiner's waving his dick at 'em. I mean, when they're that clueless, why are they in the news business?

 

There's a lot of people out there who know they'll never be heard, and some of them sure seem to have a clue to what should be done.

These so-called "journalists" are so stupid they can't even establish water ain't medicine in their pages yet.

Pay them? I take it back:

They're less than clueless,...

 

It's Like The "N Word" But With A Really Cool Flourish

I found something I really like. I'm serious. 

This sounds so much better than calling people liars and stupid:

“As the transcript makes clear, her actual comments were about Speaker Quinn’s unwillingness to listen to the people on education, and paid sick leave, and any suggestion otherwise is disingenuous and absurd.”

"Disingenuous and absurd.” It's got that La-Di-Da-Di ring to it, don't it? Like an English Gentleman. 

I'm gonna have to broaden my vocabulary and use that.

I'll still be thinking stupid liars, though,...

It Only Seems Right: Since They All Came Up Together, They Might As Well Go Down Together

Awww:

It seems some WikiLeaks cables prove Michael Moore is a liar - in just the way we've always said he was. (Do we know these losers or what? Moore's pictured above, at a movie premier, shaking hands with the then-head of the Democratic Party and some weirdo who thinks she's either A) a caccooning butterfly or B) attending a toga party.)

Moore's currently backing WikiLeaks' Julian Assange.

Assange recently said:

I had never heard of the name Bradley Manning before it was published in the press.

Do we believe Assange? With Michael Moore's backing? Suurrrre we believe him.

We have mentioned we don't "believe" in the concept of belief, haven't we?