How To Stay Single (And Really Make It Work)

It's a good thing a cool-assed guy like me ain't into having a relationship, because no woman would want to be with me, anyway. Why not? Because now, unlike when I was married, when my woman would really, really, really want to do something stupid, I wouldn't hesitate to say, "Hell, no! Get me a beer, sit down - and shut the fuck up, woman!"

And there'd be a damn good reason why I'd be that way, too:

You're looking at it.

Daryl Hannah Keeps An Eye Out For Us

Daryl Hannah braved the cold and a foot of snow in Washington D.C. to protest coal power plants and to save the world from global warming.

You may remember that she and her former boyfriend, Jackson Browne vigorously protested nuclear energy.

She is also a PETA supporter, so this is out.

It’s always sad and tragic to watch someone struggle with such a deep-seated hatred of electricity.

Maybe as a child she stuck her tongue into a wall outlet.