Dose The Nation With Acid In The 60s (Blame Blacks When It Doesn't Work Out)

5 Yoga Asanas To Beat Constipation (which you didn't have before you started doing yoga)

Conservatives congratulate VP Harris for new role as gun czar after 'bang up job with the border'

Requiem for San Francisco

Jordan Peterson Issues Ominous Warning to Gavin Newsom

Repairing the damage Columbia’s Teachers College did to American kids will take years

Education Secretary Cardona rips 'misbehaving' parents 'acting like they know what's right for kids'

Hillary Clinton on Trump: 'I don't believe him on anything' (is this part of her "Russia hoax" too?)

Comedian Kathy Griffin says Kanye West is “100% abusing” his wife Bianca Censori (Griffin then went back to distributing pictures of Trump's decapitated head to his child - as a joke,...)

Eat eggs or drink milk? Then you're no feminist 

   

 Kevin Bacon reveals he DESTROYED abandoned home on his farm when he bought it because previous owner feared it was haunted 

  

Woman is arrested for attack on couple doing 'inappropriate stretches' by a swimming pool

NFL's first trans cheerleader Justine Lindsay likens her role to being a doctor

Aaron Rodgers insists that he's 'not drinking any piss' as he recovers from an Achilles tear... adding that his reported use of the sounds of dolphins mating to recover 'was a joke' 

   

 Dad once boasted his temper goes ‘from zero to prison’

'Full Hulk Guy' is BANNED from Michigan golf course,...Also barred from nearby resort

If It Weren't For Therapy and My Husband, I Would Still Be In Jim Bob's Cult 

   

 'Only God Can Thank You': Female Health Workers Fight to Be Paid

There’s a lesson to take from China’s abandoned electric cars

German WWII Nazis And Today's Modern NewAge Nazis (Are Equally Annoying)

There's a memorial to WWII-era Nazis just outside Philadelphia because, in America, that's okay. Some Americans just have a hard time with coming to terms with it, and - even worse - coming to terms with admitting it.

And Dylan Mulvaney was guest of honor at a Kathy Griffin house party, because that's the reaction any country wants to see, after almost everyone rises up as one and demands to be left alone.

Finally, one lucky Bride is Demanding A Refund After Catching Her Wedding Photographer Hooking Up With The Groom. TMR wouldn't be surprised if this, too, also happened at Kathy Griffin's house.

 

The Dish Network

NewAge: Chicago news crew robbed at gunpoint while covering armed robbery 

   

  16 scams so dumb, Americans are still falling for them, because we so smaaaart

Eminem sends Vivek Ramaswamy a letter demanding he stop rapping his music 

4,000 Americans are hospitalized each year with a 'foreign object' lodged in their rectums

PIGasus (Because Some Things Just Don't Fly)

I should've got this up on April Fool's Day but (scary thought here) I was too busy with Kathy Griffin's tits:

We doubt that either Dr. Oz or Andrew Wakefield will be proudly displaying these honors on their mantelpieces: Both received "Pigasus Awards" this April 1 from the  James  Randi  Educational  Foundation for the dubious honor of being among the "5 worst promoters of nonsense."

Dr. Mehmet Oz got the "Media" Pigasus. The foundation explains why he won the prize: "Dr. Oz is a Harvard-educated cardiac physician who, through his syndicated TV show, has promoted faith healing, 'energy medicine,' and other quack theories that have no scientific basis." Among the guests that Randi's foundation deems especially dubious: psychic John Edward,  who claims to talk to dead people. (Check out this TV Guide interview in which Dr. Oz says that having Edward on the show "changed [his] life!" and adds, of Edward, "He seems authentic, not at all like a charlatan. I've learned in my career that there are times when science just hasn't caught up with things, and I think this may be one of them.")

Andrew Wakefield, a British researcher known for his repeated assertion that autism is caused by vaccines, got his Pigasus in the "Refusal to Face Reality" category. Wakefield's study in the 1998 that started the whole brouhaha has been thoroughly discredited, and study after study has failed to find a vaccine-autism connection. (In fact, a lot of autism researchers aren't even sure that the rates have truly risen, because in the past, milder cases were not diagnosed.)

Dr. Mehmet Öz and Andrew Wakefield are, of course, the quack doctors promoted by Oprah Winfrey and Jenny McCarthy (the NewAge television celebrity and the anti-vaccine child killer) so, please, feel free to attach any condemnation, of the two fakers mentioned above, to them as well:

I do, and it does my heart good.

Now That We've All Seen Kathy Griffin Topless - And Now Know She Released Them Herself: What Have Men Learned For Future Reference?

She's horse-faced ugly.

She's got no tits.

But she does have a flabby ass.

Put it all together with her "love" for Oprah (even though she openly admits Oprah's crazy and deceives people) plus a fag hag sense of humor that only gays could love, and what have we got?

Someone for whom the "D" in "D-list" stands for "Desperate" - as in Desperate for a man!

And yeah, keep Dreaming.

O.K. - next week - we take Scientology's Juliette Lewis out for a little spin,...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! (Kathy Griffin Topless)

Kathy Griffin really needs to stop bagging on the Palins because they've all got it over her - even Todd!

If you're a horror fan, or just a glutton for punishment, you can see more here.

And, BTW, Now That We've All Seen Kathy Griffin Topless - And Now Know She Released Them Herself: What Have Men Learned For Future Reference?

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

Sarah Palin Dares Kathy Griffin To Go Toe 2 Toe

The smart money's on the moose hunter, kids,...

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

This Is What Christmas Becomes Without Family

Actually, after looking at this, I'm kind of glad I'm alone now,...

Get Over This And People Will Claim You're Nuts

And, dude, you don't ever let anyone claim your nuts. (Think about it.) Here's a photo to help the gullible recover their manhood again:

O.K., finally we're going in for the close-up, because we've found many men will be cured instantly being this near a granny ass - especially "the blacks":

Ouch - we're blind! We're blind! Dear Gawd, Noooo!!

Next up: pretending Kathy Griffin's going home with you! [shudder]

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

Can We Be More Polite This Year? Fuck You!!!

I was just reading an article about a desire for more politeness this year when I found this Kathy Griffin New Years clip. And it wasn't a moment too soon, because anyone who reads this blog knows I'm a seething cauldron of unrepressed rage and there's no way, surrounded as I am by you NewAge Nazis, that that's going to stop until you guys get off the pot and repent.

Truth be told, it doesn't stop for any of you from being assholes, either; you just express it differently - read: hypocrisy - and, thus, try to hide it better. That doesn't mean you're not waaay more insulting (and/or meaner) than I am. You just make more of an effort at putting up a better front - even more layers of hypocrisy - like Kathy, here, saying what she really thinks once she believes the mic's off. I'm more like that description Richard Lester gave of John Lennon:

"I noticed this quality he had of standing outside every situation and noting the vulnerabilities of everyone, including myself."

So what pisses NewAgers and I, both, off is I can see through it all, and I react to their despicableness, and then they react to getting busted - again - and round and round we go. A mutual hatefest in the making.

We're, like, the world's most perfect example of synchronicity,....preparing for a Happy New Year.

Hat Tip: Wonkette

Even Worse: Journalists Are Letting Them

"I believe Oprah Winfrey and Ryan Seacrest are trying to kill me. Something is going on where the two of them are out to take over the world, and they must be stopped."

-- Kathy Griffen, saying what others won't, in The San Francisco Chronicle.

Just Don't Say That Word

"[Kathy Griffin] slayed the audience with a brand-new act that leaned heavily on Scientology skewering material. You see, one of Kathy's best friends was a Sex and the City writer/producer named Judy Toll, who died in 2002 from complications of melanoma. Toll joined Scientology in an attempt to network with bigwigs in the entertainment industry, but then swiftly realized that she needed to get out as fast as she could. Only prob? Anyone seeking an exit sign from Tom Cruise's House of Horrors needs, according to Griffin, 'a lawyer who specializes in getting people out of cults.'"

- From the website, Defamer

Oh, come now - this can't be true - because, like in Rosemary's Baby, everyone's been working awfully hard to assure me there's no such thing as cults (as a way to "help" me with my "problem"). And/or the cults that do exist are just working in Hollywood, and - ever since my ex-wife, Karine, declared she could walk through walls - I've only been imagining they're operating freely in the San Francisco Bay Area.

That's the whole story, right? I mean, Kathy Griffin's show was in New York, and my friends (all terribly "open-minded" San Francisco Bay Area types) wouldn't lie to me, would they? It's not like I can prove that cults have always like the Bay Area's "open-mindedness",... or anything. Or that the demand to be "open-minded" is cultish in itself.

Or can I?