TMR Coffee: Booty Headlines, Bogus Quotes, And Ugly Jokes (For Your Head)

 

"If Mitt Romney [had done] the things Barack Obama did, Democrats would be screaming" 

“Suppose we got it wrong and the crazies are the TV people in suits and $300 haircuts?”

   

 Then, Obama would have to face the question, "Cake or Death?"

Cake or Death: "Some people just want to watch the world burn, and their willingness to share conspiracy theories has nothing to do with their actual belief in them." They're just attention-seeking, cake-eating assholes.

Speaking of attention-seeking, cake-eating assholes: 'Burning Man' Has Turned Into A Place Where Rich People Can Cosplay As 'Poor' - without the poor judging them

“If I die rich, I die a traitor to the cause of Christ and to the Gospel.” Like everyone else.

BTW - Jen Psaki Isn’t Telling the Truth about Being a Late-Term Abortion: We know her story 

   

Kurt Vonnegut on the Shapes of Stories

 

Not Really On The Same Page

The happy feet media predictably slanted reporting on Obama’s European trip by focusing on the rock star, huggie, feel good and fashion angles relentlessly.

So we thought we would look at some of the photo record and add comments.

For all the gushing about Michelle Obama, that we won’t repeat here, she looked just plain ol’ grumpy, along with Carla Bruni’s zombie impersonation.

This is not an admirer trying to look over the crowd…

…as you can see. Nobody wants to be the short guy in the class photo.

Michelle Obama offers high fives to a line of French spectators.

In a private moment, Bruni attempts to describe Mick Jagger’s penis to Michelle Obama.

“I may have messed up that kiss, but oh yes, she will be mine.”

And then the quick trip to Germany that brought this to mind: