Not Really On The Same Page

The happy feet media predictably slanted reporting on Obama’s European trip by focusing on the rock star, huggie, feel good and fashion angles relentlessly.

So we thought we would look at some of the photo record and add comments.

For all the gushing about Michelle Obama, that we won’t repeat here, she looked just plain ol’ grumpy, along with Carla Bruni’s zombie impersonation.

This is not an admirer trying to look over the crowd…

…as you can see. Nobody wants to be the short guy in the class photo.

Michelle Obama offers high fives to a line of French spectators.

In a private moment, Bruni attempts to describe Mick Jagger’s penis to Michelle Obama.

“I may have messed up that kiss, but oh yes, she will be mine.”

And then the quick trip to Germany that brought this to mind: