Showing posts with label the view. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the view. Show all posts

Friday, May 17, 2024

A Day In The Life Of A Dream A Kid Had While Waiting To Be Unfairly Punished

 

 FROM 2001'S GENESIS ALBUM: 

"Calling me 'atheist' because I don't believe in you, God"
THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE: 

OK, NOW IT DOES: 

RICH PEOPLE: 

CAN'T PUT MUCH FAITH IN "LUCK" - OR ANYTHING ELSE:

YOU CAN'T THINK TOO HARD ABOUT WHO'S BEEN MAKING OUR CULTURE:

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS - AFTER A LIFETIME OF BEING TOLD TO DO NOTHING ELSE: 

THERE ARE RULES - AND THEY'RE MADE AT THE VATICAN: 

THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF CULTS - EVER NOTICED THAT?

IN OTHER WORDS - NORMAL: 

FUCK THE JEDI AND THE SPEEDSTERS THEY RODE IN ON: 

NOT-SO-SECRET SECRETS: 

JUST TO GET A REP: 


   

 YOU LOOK STUPID-AS-FUCK SUCKING ON THOSE THINGS: 

SHE'S ALWAYS GIVING OFF MURDEROUS VIBES: 

ACTING LIKE HE'S ONE OF THE COOL KIDS: 

IT'S A YOGA CULT - NOBODY MENTIONS THE YOGA CULT BEFORE THE KILLING STARTED:

IT WAS EASIER THAN FLIPPING HIS HOUSE OVER: 

THE SCHOOL AND THE KIDS GOT AN EDUCATION ON WHAT A BAD TRIP IS: 

WHY ISN'T HE 'VILLAINIZING' CRYSTALS? 


   

 HE THINKS THE WOMEN OF 'THE VIEW' SHOULD BE AT HOME: 

IF RELIGION'S IN SCHOOL THEN SATAN'S ALREADY IN THERE: 

COME ON - PREPOSTEROUS - WHO'S EVER HEARD OF FRENCH CULT MEMBERS? 

GETTING "MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASS": 

WELLNESS - WHEN THE BITCH NEXT DOOR BECOMES A SELF-PROCLAIMED "EXPERT": 

REMEMBER ORGANIC WINE? 

GOVERNMENT: 

TO THE MOON, ALICE:

EVIDENCE - "I THOUGHT" IS A DANGEROUS THING TO SAY IN THE NEWAGE: 

DON'T TELL OPRAH OR KELLY CLARKSON ABOUT THESE GUYS AFTER OZEMPIC: 

HE'S GOT THE BIGGER YOU-KNOW-WHAT: 


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 IT'S NOT SUICH A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL: 

CLASSY: 

WHILE BIGFOOT'S STILL GOING STRONG: 


 

 FINAL THOUGHT - NOT JUST FOR TODAY BUT FOREVER: 

FUCK THE APPLE - EVE HAVING TWO SONS IS HOW GOD REVEALED HIS WEIRD SIDE.
 

Thursday, October 12, 2023

Thursday, September 21, 2023

The Planet's Blistering Hernias On Vital Organs Needed For It's Production Of Shit

 

 Stephen Colbert Reminds Jimmy Fallon He Was the First Late Night Host to Use The Roots
No, I Don't Want to Go for a Walk With You
Central Park 5 prosecutor Linda Fairstein WILL be allowed to sue Netflix over When They See Us
The rise of pseudoscience and the dangers of supporting it
The View gets into heated debate about existence of ALIENS
Michigan woman pulled from outhouse toilet after climbing in for Apple watch
While Comedian and potential cult leader Amy Sedaris assures us she is completely fine

Saturday, September 16, 2023

You Got This (Don't Let Go)

160,000 measles cases could occur in London due to the advice of charlatans 

   

 “Fucking Stupid Bitches” On ‘The View’ "Can View My Asshole
Oakland flubs critical opportunity to combat retail theft
Canada's QAnon 'Queen' forced out of Kamsack, Saskatchewan
Extraterrestrial bodies revealed in Mexico were actually cake
Narcissists are far more likely to buy into conspiracy theories, research finds

Thursday, February 5, 2015

It's Happened Too Many Times For Me To Get Happy


"Somehow, we’re slowly losing a debate to a group of people who are spectacularly, demonstrably wrong." - Slate 

Measles are only a symptom of our problem, not the problem itself. The problem is our creation of a society where long-discredited NewAge beliefs can - literally - not only allow hold off the entirety of our medical profession, but (with hardly any criticism what-so-ever) elevate a dingbat like Jenny McCarthy to the position of a respected spokesperson on "The View" - a women's "information" program. They do this, even as they insist this is a meritocracy. 

Today I wander a city where I hear my friends openly speak of "karma" and "energy" and "spirituality" as though these things are real. They shop in the Whole Foods homeopathy section. They treat chiropractors as doctors, support "detox" centers, and think the Dr. Oz's of this nation dispense real medical information. And they're experts in ostracizing as loony anyone who says different. As a friend recently insisted before the measles story broke (when I criticized her promotion of the discredited NewAge belief system of astrology) what people - such as these scientists and I - need to do is "get off your high horse" and let them do their thing unimpeded, otherwise, we're assholes, oppressing them. Being correct is not only considered irrelevant but very, very wrong. And they have the total support of the world around them as they do so. I mean, if you think like this, I'll bet everything I have you're employed, liked, and maybe even respected. 

This is why I refer to my current existence in terms of living with Nazis. Like a Jew during WWII, being correct - or innocent of the charges against me - hasn't mattered, even when death is involved. There's a celebration of my downfall involved here, just as Germans laughed at the Jews being hauled away to the camps. I'm the problem, now, just as they were for the Germans, right? Nothing could be more obvious. That my wife killed three people, just as NewAgers have infected children, hasn't brought me much, unless you count friends cruelly forgetting who I am, and deciding to question my sanity instead. 

If not that, there's the expectation that I - alone - can fix what doctors and lawyers and other desperate people, caught in this jungle of misinformation, cannot. Or that I should just shut up, and go along, to make things easier on myself. 

Or that I should write. Nevermind that I've been writing about this for 10 long years. Or the obvious fact I'm not a writer. It's all on me. 

As Frank Zappa said, when your story is "Man Against Society," bet on society. 

I can never forget that, with the exception of token efforts, not a single "friend" I have has seriously offered to help. And why should they? They know they, then, will be ostracized, called crazy, or an asshole, and few of these NewAge women will like them - who wants that? 

They might as well join me in the "crazy" demand of reparations for crimes against blacks. That's the other issue those who have listened claim is "too big" for them to get involved in. 

As long as there's no upside they can see - because there's no right or wrong beliefs - there's nothing anyone will do or have to. Fuck justice. Fuck the kids. And fuck me. Like these kids with the measles, I can and will die while y'all congratulate yourselves on your having "made it," using the system of beliefs you hold to elevate yourselves professionally and make you feel good. 

Just like that winner, Jenny,....

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Conservatism's A Slave (Whipped With A Dana Loesch)



I may love the Evil Blogger Lady (both of 'em) and EBL may love Dana Loesch, but I do not love Dana Loesch. She and Hot Air's Mary Katherine Ham are what I think is wrong with the Right right now.

Loesch is one of those white affirmative-action conservatives, popular only for her looks and political orientation, not for ever uttering an original thought or attaining actual political accomplishments. 

Listen to her answer, above, when The View asked her why she went from liberal to conservative. She became a mother. Great, that makes total sense. So what about being a mother caused you to switch?

"Blah, blah, blah, Big Government". 

 Really?


As a conservative, I just put my head in my hands, because I know that we can do better.

What happened to something like "I switched because I realized that was MY child - not the village's - and it was up to responsible adults, to create a really good village, for all children to live freely in"?


It may not be the best answer, but it's off the top of my head like her's was, and probably would've gotten an applause line if directed at Whoopie or Wah-Wah right.


Instead, we get conservative boilerplate - in a context that makes no sense to blacks - and which anyone can see through.


The cow thought it was masterful and said "This is going to make some heads explode... (and that is a good thing)"


Well, there you go, Madam:

Ker-plooey!