In Case You're Not Getting The Message, Guys

Kelly Bensimon leaving court today, after avoiding jail time for her domestic violence charge.

She'll do two days community service - just as any man would,....

Wuss # 2: But Do You Still Respect Me?

She's a hissing, claws-out socialite on the hit Bravo reality show "Real Housewives of New York City," but Kelly Bensimon turned into a butt-kicking boyfriend beater in her posh lower-Manhattan coop last week, court records claim.

The 6-foot-tall, 40-year-old former model, horse fancier and one-time marathon runner got into a fight last week with her boyfriend, 30-year-old Nick Stefanov, and clocked him, giving him a black eye and opening a blood-gushing gash on his left cheek, according to the records. FOX News

And now, for your listening pleasure, we have the fabulous singing duet “The Wuss Brothers” .

Ready Tom? Ready Nick? 1, 2, 3:

“No woman’s worth, crawling on the earth”.

Thank you, thank you very much.