"No Woman's Worth, Crawling On The Earth"

According to TMZ:
 
A-Rod Irate Over Madge's Double-Pumping

"Madonna has been flaunting boytoy Jesus Luz all over NYC –- and her other, slightly older boytoy, Alex Rodriguez, reportedly ain't happy about Madge's swingin' ways.

'It's embarrassing for him because he and Madonna have been so publicly linked,' says a source of Frostytips to the NY Daily News. 'And now it looks like he's been dumped for a younger stud.' But amusingly enough, says the source, Madonna is telling A-Rod it's a 'publicity trick' to take the heat off their own romance.

A-Rod's and Jesus' age combined exceeds Madonna's by five years."
 
The Adventures of Dim-Rod and Minge By Joseph Nigro:
 
In effect Minge is saying 'I care for you so much that I'm willing to bang this twerp I picked up on tour in order to save our reputations and keep the heat off of you'. Wow, the self-sacrifice is dripping off the walls. We feel enlightened now, as we never before understood that altruism can leave a stain on the sheets.   
 
Although we're allegedly not as spiritually advanced as the superior NewAge Minge, we know Kabbalah-shit when we smell it (it's more pungent than everyday bullshit), so kids, pay attention in case you have a malignant narcissist of your own some day.
 
And to Dim-Rod we offer the following:
 
1) Minge, in giving that excuse for her pathetic and desperate promiscuity, is telling you she doesn't consider you intelligent in any way. It would take a special kind of stupid to buy into the "publicity trick"  crap.
 
2) She is trying to upset you as a control tactic. Not hard to see, as narcissists all work from the same playbook.
 
3) Dig out your old Frankie Valle record "Walk like A Man" and keep replaying it until you get it.
 
4) Apologize to your wife and kids.