Pimple On The Ass Of Humanity Re-Elected L.A. Mayor

There’s been no comment so far from his former mistress and sexual Petri-dish Mirthala Salinas. Reports are she’s very busy “working” her way through government.

And to you irredeemable, unadulterated morons who voted for this vacuum head, report to the Disintegration Chambers immediately for expedited priority processing.

Like A Child Pulling Wings Off A Fly

"I regret hurting people,...It was a beautiful feeling."

-- Mirthala Salinas, newscaster, on her affair with the mayor of Los Angeles.