Dave Grohl On The Cultural Wasteland Of This Place

And the best part is, the morons are celebrating how bad it is,...

 

Whether You Crack Depends (On Whether You're Me)

I'm so happy 'cause today 

I found my friends 

They're in my head 

I'm so ugly, 

but that's okay 

'Cause so are you 

Broke our mirrors 

Sunday morning is everyday 

For all I care 

And I'm not scared 

Light my candles in a daze 

'Cause I've found god 

Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah 

I like it I'm not gonna crack I miss you I'm not gonna crack I love you I'm not gonna crack I killed you I'm not gonna crack I like it I'm not gonna crack I miss you I'm not gonna crack I love you I'm not gonna crack I killed you I'm not gonna crack
 

Dude, They're Hatched (That's The Whole Plot)

ARE SUCKERS BORN OR MADE?

"Last night I was reading this piece and its related links about the rise of 'alternative medicine'..."

-- Will Femia, thinking he's, like, making me wonder or something, on MSNBC.