Should the body of the Christian deity figure’s son somehow drop down from outer space and suddenly appear hovering in the sky over Jerusalem, America’s two leading Christian television networks are prepared to cover the holy event live. You’ll even be able to watch it on your iPad.
Sorry, but there's only one decent reply to this, courtesy of the boy preacher:
This is especially bad when I think of journalism, or like, my fellow bloggers, who can actually write "ETHICS ARE FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE," while wondering why this little person is always on them about their ethics.
They're BLIND, I tell you, BLIND.
For instance, we've all been reading about Bain Capital, right? Mitt Romney's old firm? You know Mitt Romney, right? He's the cult member. The cult member I get major push-back for calling a cult member because - and I quote - "All the Mormons I've known were/are good, honest people... except for those that are not." Now THAT'S a classic cult endorsement if I've ever seen one!
What anyone's impression of individual cult members means when picking a president, I don't know, but that's the "logic" some have got working for them. I mean, let's forget Mormons for a second. Let's talk about another popular cult for a moment, the Jehovah's Witnesses.
Anybody ever met a mean Jehovah's Witness? There they stand by the subway, holding The Watchtower, not forcing it on you or anything. Nice folks, right?
But do you think, even for a second, that if a Jehovah's Witness was about to become President of the United States, there wouldn't be a few questions directed his way, even by these very same folks crying "bigotry" whenever Romney's "faith" comes up? Say, about presumptive President Jehovah's feelings on, oh I don't know, whether children with cancer should be able to get blood transfusions maybe?
Come on - you people have GOT to be joking.
Anyway, Bain Capital, a great place. Our new shining example of capitalism in action. Or so I am told. Obama calls it an example of "vulture capitalism," but - this is the part where looking right at something comes into play - Obama doesn't know how to sell it, which is why he's pivoting to Romney's time as Governor of Massachusetts. Bad move, NewAge-Cult-Boy, bad fucking move.
Bain Capital is a goldmine. Not only because it's an example of horrible capitalism, but because it also reveals how cults work, and how those "good, honest people" in the Mormon "church" are up to their ears in Joseph Smith's favorite pastime:
Conning the public.
See, a reader who goes by "PW" noticed I'm not crazy about evertybody's favorite mongoloid Mormon, or "alternative" medicine, and - along with some interesting tales about how those "nice" folks in the Mormon "church" behave in the real world - he directed me to a company called Nutraceutical International that is a *perfect* jumping off point for a bit of the ol' investigative journalism nobody else seems interested in doing because WE MUST DEFEAT OBAMA!
Now, I agree we must, that much has been impressed upon me. But I'm also always impressed when political concerns are allowed to get in the way of exposing the truth - especially about cults - so prepare yourselves:
