Americans Weren't Obese Until Democrat Media Began Force-Feeding Us Bullshit

DEMOCRATS PUT TRUMP THROUGH A STALINIST SHOW TRIAL AFTER 5 YEARS OF SCREAMING RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA - AND THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE - MAKING THEM (ONCE AGAIN) THE PARTY OF INJUSTICE IN AMERICA:

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'YOU GOT TO HAVE A CON IN THIS LAND OF MILK AND HONEY' - AND THEY GOT ONE:

  Killed by a scam: A father took his life after losing his savings to international criminal gangs. He’s not the only one

THIS IS ALL THIS BLOG IS ABOUT:

  People Are Sharing The "Normal" Things In Our Society That Are Actually Pretty Weird

SHE CAN'T DANCE, SHE'S A HUNCHBACK, SHE'S GOT NO NECK, AND SHE DRESSES FOR THE GOD DAMNED ICE CAPADES:

  Taylor Swift's dancing skills are mocked by even some of her most enthusiastic fans as she shakes her hips in a fringed dress in Edinburgh

WOMEN BRING MAGIC INTO THE WORLD - AND THEN KILL IT:

  Perfect Wife Makes Gone Girl Look Like a Fairy Tale

I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR - IT'S TERRIFYING:

  People Can’t Stop Commenting On Bulgarian Princess Kalina’s Physical Transformation

DAYS FROM DISASTER - FOR THIS GUY'S CAREER:

  Indian Astrologer Stands By Prediction, Claims World War 3 Is Days Away 

    

 HOME SWEET HOME:

  Secret Service agent robbed at gunpoint during President Biden's trip to Southern California 

   

 ISLAM IS NOT A RACE - IT'S JUST DUMB:

  Racist abuse reported at San Francisco park during Muslim prayer event 

   

 THE NEW DISNEY SOUNDS LIKE A CULT - ACTS LIKE ONE, TOO::

  "You weren’t allowed to not like it. If you had an opinion, best to keep it to yourself. People would make you very, very uncomfortable.” 

    

OK,  IT WAS 'THE GREY ALBUM' OF CAMPAIGN SPEECHES:

  Pastor Responds After White Crowds Pack Trump’s Event at Black Church

AS 'THRILLING" AS THE INTRODUCTION OF EWOKS:

  ‘The Acolyte’ Introduces Queer Space Witches in a Thrilling Development 

   

 JESUS WANTS YOU TO SHOW-OFF YO SHIT IN THE SLAMMER FOR A WHILE:

  ‘Bling bishop’ who was robbed of $1m worth of jewelry in front of his congregation gets 9 years behind bars

The Donald Says He Would've Been A Great Match With Pelosi But She's Too Old

OUR MEDICAL CARE IS EXPENSIVE - THEIRS SUCKS:

  Deadly cancer treatment delays now ‘routine’ in NHS, say damning reports

THEY CAN HAVE IT:

  The Christian right is coming for divorce next

ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS - THIS DON'T FIT:

  New York Times bestseller list is 'politically biased' against conservatives, Economist study finds 

   

 MIGHT/MIGHT NOT:

  Aliens Might Be Living Among Us ''Disguised As Humans'', Claims Harvard Study

THEY'LL BE THANKED 100 YEARS FROM NOW:

  Annual Congressional Baseball Game descends into chaos after climate change protestors storm the field in Washington DC - before being tackled to the ground and arrested by cops

THERE'S A LOT OF CONS IN SUPPLEMENTS:

  The dark truth about protein shakes: Doctors reveal the health problems they can cause - and why the hype around them is 'the biggest con in supplements'

THE MOLE PEOPLE:

  These conspiracy theory believers went deep down the rabbit hole — then found a way out

KIWI CHIROS CANCEL CRYING CRITTERS FOR CASH:

  Australian chiropractors are “irresponsible” trying to put their financial interests before babies

YOU'RE SPECIAL ENOUGH TO KILL FOR,...WHATEVER:

  Ancient Genomes Reveal Which Children the Maya Selected for Sacrifice

NOW THAT'S A REAL RANGER:

  Man says Houston park ranger made him strip, demanded sex and money at Cullen Park

THEY'RE CALLING IT THE STAR WARS KILLER:

  Did ‘The Acolyte’ Just Introduce a Coven of Lesbian Witches to the Star Wars Universe?

INAPPROPRIATE AND MOUTHY - WHAT A CATCH:

  Mississippi trooper fired for 'sharing gay romp sex tape' with fellow cops breaks silence to reveal 'dirty little secrets' of the panel of men who fired her - including asking her for nude photos

NO WU 4 U, GOD:

  Judge bars ‘pharma bro’ from streaming Wu-Tang Clan album after suit says he copied it

RIP, PARDNER:

  Mark James dead at 83: Legendary songwriter behind Elvis hits Suspicious Minds and Always On My Mind passes away in Nashville

The Popularity Of Yoga Proves People Are Followers And Not Thinkers Or Healthy

THE EXPECTED RESULT TO SOMEONE WHO'S REFUSED TO ENTER A MOVIE THEATRE SINCE "THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT":

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 AMERICANS LOVE HIS FASCIST ASS - AND HIS PUSH FOR YOGA - INDIANS NOT SO MUCH:

  ‘India has rejected Modi’s rhetoric’

POWDERED MEAT? EWWWW:

  ‘Playing Russian roulette’: my encounter with LA’s raw-milk, powdered-meat smoothie

"NEARLY HALF" IS SHOCKINGLY LOW:

  Nearly half of Americans believe young people are influenced by pop culture to identify as LGBTQ 

THE GAYEST STAR WARS - YET: 

The 'Gayest Star Wars Yet' Is Already The Most Hated Star Wars Yet With An Embarrassing Rotten Tomatoes Score

SHE'S STILL HORNY - AND SEXY TO SOMEBODY:

  Evil mother who abused her baby son Tony Hudgell so horrifically he had to have both his legs amputated is back in jail after 'having a fling with a sex offender'

FOR YOU - NOW - BUT GIVE IT TIME:

  The Day My Old Church Canceled Me Was a Very Sad Day 

   

ADMITTING WE WERE LED TO BELIEVE LIES IS A GOOD START:

  The hippies of the ‘60s were not all we’re led to believe

Everything's Horrible, Degraded, Debased, And Classless OR Completely Normal

IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION:

  The Crack Emcee has also started writing a Substack Post 

     

 NETFLIX - NOT THE NEWS: 

This New Cult Docuseries Is The Top Show On Netflix Right Now

THE CULT-OWNED NEWSPAPER:

  An Epoch Times executive is facing money laundering charges

THE TWO-BY-TWOS:

  Secretive sect under investigation faces venue cancellations after email campaign

CULTISTS PUT OTHERS THROUGH SO MUCH HELL:

  ‘Dancing For The Devil: The 7M TikTok Cult’: Kylie Douglas Details ‘Dying To Your Family’

BY FAILING US THEY FAILED THEMSELVES:

  Media scrambles for survival ahead of 2024

"WE'RE IN THE HOSPITALS - WE'RE GETTING LEGIT - YOU'D BETTER 'GET IT' BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!":

  Health care needs more spirituality, experts say

THE INFLUENCE OF THE STUPID IS UNRELENTING:

  The influence of zodiac signs on health, well-being, quality of life, mortality and infections

STICK TO MUSHROOMS:

  FDA advisors reject MDMA therapy for PTSD, amid concerns over research

SO DOES TMR - START ALIEN YOGA:

  The Dutch want to ban puppy yoga 

   

 THE MOON IS IN THE SECOND HOUSE AND JUPITER'S ALIGNED WITH MARS - OR IT'S ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT BEING 'GODDESSES' THAT'S FINALLY BACKFIRING: 

Why Dating Feels Like a Nightmare for Young Women Right Now

HE'S THE MICHAEL COHEN OF THE LEFT:

  Democrat Goes Viral for Unrelenting Blast Against Republican "Cult"

FUNNY HOW THEY ALL SHOW UP AT ONCE:

  Colorado Republican Party issues call to burn all Pride flags

BRUTAL:

  White House Claims Your Inability To Afford Groceries Is Misinformation

HE'S NOT GOING TO SIGN-UP NOW:

  Nigel Farage Gets Milkshaked by OnlyFans Model on First Day of His Campaign

TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL:

  Read the disturbing threats Big Pharma exec 'sent to bosses at health insurance provider' after they refused to pay for Crohn's medicine - Justin Dynlacht, 54, allegedly sent 15 emails, 12 letters and two faxes to his ex-bosses, Aetna, and its parent company CVS Health in a yearlong campaign of terror. The letters detailed in a court affidavit threatened to kill, rape, torture, and mutilate three executives, their families and children, and various other staff in revenge. Threats were often incredibly graphic, including cutting victims into pieces and putting them around Aetna offices as a warning to others.

WE NEED MORE RELIGION IN SCHOOLS MY ASS:

  Glamorous Christian high school teacher, 31, learns her fate after having sex with a student in parking garage and after the junior-senior ball

TRY IT IN FRANCE INSTEAD:

  'Darkest period of my life': Gay conversion therapy in Italy

WAIT - HUH?

  Pope Francis tells gay man rejected from seminary to ‘go ahead with your vocation’

TIME FOR MORE YOGA:

  Shocking Indian election results are a crushing blow to Modi

NO LONGER GIRLS - NO LONGER FUN:

  Cyndi Lauper announces farewell tour

STAR WARS IS NOT THE STAR WARS I'M LOOKING FOR:

  'The Acolyte' Is Not the 'Star Wars' You're Looking For