Showing posts with label mayans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mayans. Show all posts

Monday, May 5, 2025

'Helter Skelter': When Ringo Starr Screamed "I've Got MS-13 On My Fingers!"

 

In my last post, I marveled that Trump wasn't drunk or high, and, last night, John Oliver did the same – see above. Watching Trump, a former Democrat, in that clip, also reminded me of so many previous conversations I've had with members of the party, over, say, the 2012 Mayan predictions of the apocalypse, whether or not Jenny McCarthy was a trusted source for information about vaccines; whether or not homeopathic concoctions are "medicine," or whether or not AI is "god-like," or even whether or not the people who insisted on these things ever defended those positions.
Those conversations, which - like Terry Moran - I never wanted to have, all went exactly like Trump's. And I present Oprah Winfrey's invitation, and appearance, at every Democratic Party Convention, as evidence those insane debates were just as real, instructive, and destructive, as the one just seen on ABC News. The Democrats want to forget about them, or wish we would, because that's how we got to this place: Americans, being as looney - and as intolerable in their lunacy - as Donald Trump.

 

BTW - if you want to know the difference between Trump's two administrations - as you can see above, after his first election win, Rachel Maddow assured viewers we're "not in Hell." But, here, at the start of his second administration, John Oliver just assured Terry Moran he not only made the trip "Downtown" but even got a personal tour.
Which should answer The Atlantic's question "Is This the Worst-Ever Era of American Pop Culture?" pretty decisively. I mean, Trump was a "celebrity" before he was a "politician," so we're straddling the fence now, or combining the two, but - whatever you call it - Taylor Swift's Palestinian Genocide Tour definitely greased the wheels for America, finally, scraping the bottom of the cultural barrel. Somebody make a casserole. We've arrived. 
 

Thursday, June 13, 2024

The Donald Says He Would've Been A Great Match With Pelosi But She's Too Old

OUR MEDICAL CARE IS EXPENSIVE - THEIRS SUCKS:

THEY CAN HAVE IT:

ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS - THIS DON'T FIT:


   

 MIGHT/MIGHT NOT:

THEY'LL BE THANKED 100 YEARS FROM NOW:

THERE'S A LOT OF CONS IN SUPPLEMENTS:

THE MOLE PEOPLE:

KIWI CHIROS CANCEL CRYING CRITTERS FOR CASH:

YOU'RE SPECIAL ENOUGH TO KILL FOR,...WHATEVER:

NOW THAT'S A REAL RANGER: