THE MEDIA'S STILL ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:
KING CHARLES MUST BE SO PLEASED:
Pseudoscience in the Cancer Services of the English National Health Service ["Documents included claims about chakras, meridians, and invisible energy,...Ten trusts required that informed consent be obtained from patients.
Yet, informed consent could not have been obtained because information given was misleading."]
THE POOR JUST GOT EXPLOITED:
OBVIOUSLY NOT A REAL NURSE YET:
BRIDEZILLA IS A REAL THING:
PRIVATELY IS BETTER:
IT'S SHOCKING HE COULDN'T DO THIS YEARS AGO:
WHO ASKED FOR THIS?
THEY HAVE A HABIT OF DOING THAT:
THEY'RE NOT CRAZY ABOUT THE NEW 'STAR WARS' SHOW, EITHER:
BOOM! POW! BIFF! SLAM!
LA's beloved Pink's Hot Dogs roasted by savage food critic ["If you think a sad hot dog topped with sauerkraut and named after Rosie O'Donnell is the real Los Angeles, we worry for you."]
THAT NOT REAL BIRD:
BITE THE BIG APPLE - DON'T MIND THE MAGGOTS:
FUCK YOU AND THE CROSS YOU DRAG AFTER YOU:
IT'S A PUBLIC SHRINE - NOT YOUR MAT TO FART ON:
ANSWERING QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKED:
I'VE BEEN TOLD THIS - 'TRYING' BEING THE ONLY PART THAT'S FASCINATING:
IT'S CALLED 'ACTING' IN HOLLYWOOD:
WELLS FARGO DOESN'T HAVE THE BEST REP EITHER Y'KNOW:
AFTER DECIDING HER CONCERN FOR HER WEIGHT IS THE WORLD'S PROBLEM OPRAH 'CONDEMNS' US LIKE SHE'S BECOME THE ARCHBISHOP OF FATTERBODY :
BIG PIMPIN' - ONLY BANGING WOMEN FOR MONEY:
CIRCUIT-BREAKER:
SO IT'S SERVED SOME DECENT PURPOSE AFTER ALL:
YOU KNOW THEY WAS UP TO SOMETHING:
