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"If people want to pick up Jewish traditions without learning the background or observance, let them share in receiving the Desmond Tutu and Louis Farrakhan blood-libel attacks.

See how it could help? Take, for example, the Hollywood Kabbalah cult. I was always taught that Kabbalah was advanced Jewish study, and I was told that before I could truly understand it I would have to know Judaism backward, forward, and sideways. Yet the Hollywood Kabbalah cult skipped the foundation and went straight to the Zohar (the sacred Jewish text of Kabbalah).

I say we should give them our blessing. But before 'Esther' puts on her yarmulke, douses herself with Kabbalah water, or makes another music video about Kaballah while behaving inappropriately with another woman, I ask that she has a little press conference.

She should announce that it is she, not the Jews, who controls the media.

It’s a believable concept. Let’s face it — anybody who has seen any of her last few movies may already believe the only way she could have had them produced would be if she controlled the media.

Or take Madonna’s Kabbalah protégé, Demi Moore. Demi has a tattoo of a cross on her arm. Judaism forbids tattoos, so a tattoo of a cross … let’s just say it’s not very kosher.

But I say we tell Ms. Moore all is well, so long as she calls Obama advisor Samantha Power and convinces her that the Jews don’t control foreign policy in America — she and Ashton do."

-- Sammy Benoit, showing why I'm a sucker for almost any Jew named "Sammy" - long story, but it all started with Sammy Davis, Jr. - which is probably what they're using to take over Pajamas Media.

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"['Green jobs' czar Van Jones’s] Wikipedia entry notes that he is a fellow of the Institute of Noetic Sciences. Founded by astronaut-turned-parapsychologist Edgar Mitchell, the Institute declares itself in mission statement to be 'a nonprofit membership organization located in Northern California that conducts and sponsors leading-edge research into the potentials and powers of consciousness.'  It also goes on to say that it 'explores phenomena that do not necessarily fit conventional scientific models, while maintaining a commitment to scientific rigor. The first part of that statement is correct, but as far as commitment to scientific rigor goes, you won’t find it at this institute. The main areas of research are 'extended human capacities' (just a fancy way of saying spoon-bending and reincarnation), 'integral health and healing' ( not just the expected quack remedies and therapies, but even worse 'distant healing' methods as well), and 'emerging worldviews' (which combines ecological extremism with New Age spirituality). Members of the Institute’s board of directors and extended faculty include Bishop Desmond Tutu, professional pseudoscientist Rupert Sheldrake, religious left guru Michael Lerner, and the Clown Prince of Quackery himself, Deepak Chopra. You’ll find Van Jones listed as a fellow on the board of directors page, along with 'collective consciousness' scholar Chris Bache and former Noetic Institute president  James O’Dea, who currently runs a variety of 'spiritual” retreats and workshops'."

-- RWA, telling you the kind of NewAge stuff I already told you to look out for in government has arrived - long after I said it - like it's going to do any good now, even coming from someplace called Darwin Central.

Hat Tip: Little Green Footballs

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"I have a hotline to God."

-- Archbishop Desmond Tutu, who - clearly - hasn't been on the phone lately, in The Daily Mail.