Showing posts with label friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label friends. Show all posts
Friday, May 9, 2025
Monday, October 30, 2023
It's A Miracle
Matthew Perry once prayed to God for fame.
A cancer patient died after taking a herbal mixture containing mistletoe
What occult themes are found within "The Wizard of Oz"?
Netflix's 'How to Become a Cult Leader' Obscures Dark Facts
Tuesday, October 10, 2023
Post Toasties
Shia LaBeouf discovered to merely be happy is "a shitty aim in life."
Have you noticed Scientists lose debates to NewAgers on popular American sitcoms?
Israel and Iran are going to war
Tucker Carlson has discovered why people are "smoking pot every day."
And here's the story of how Tom Cruise tried to recruit David Beckham to Scientology as Rebecca Loos was seen for the first time since the David Beckham documentary aired – and she 'wants him to man up and apologise for hurting his wife'
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
Blacks Know Waaay More Whites Than The Other Way
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Thursday, October 10, 2013
A White & A Black Talk About TMR (Like Friends Will)
Two days ago, one of my oldest white conservative friends comes over, toting a 12-pack of Milwaukee's Best Premium and asks, "What's up with the blog? It's getting awful black/white."
"Yeah, it's nothing - I'm just fucking with some 'white' people."
"Let me guess - Althouse."
"Kinda sorta. That whole Trayvon Martin thing threw a few of 'em over the edge, post-Romney, so I'm giving 'em a taste of their own medicine."
"Oh, alright, I see. I was wondering - but you're alright, though? You've been in bed a long time. Anything I can do?"
"Yeah, you can take me to go see Gravity at the biggest IMAX theatre you can find. It's only 90 minutes long, so I should be able to take it. I gotta see it."
"Done - anything else?"
"Naw, you're here, that's enough."
"You got any Willy Nelson?"
"Yeah, over there, go ahead and put it on. Hey - why is it, every time you come over here lately, you control the music?"
"Because, every time I come over here lately, I buy the beer."
"Good point."
And then we clinked our beers together, to the opening strains of You're Always On My Mind,....
Thursday, July 18, 2013
If We Switched From Freedom OF Religion To Freedom FROM Religion I Wouldn't Have A Problem With It At All
A friend just stopped by, on his break from work, bringing me lunch. When I didn't immediately scarf it down, he asked if it was because of the hiccups. I shook my head and pointed at the computer screen:
"A trail of blood led to the bathroom, where plastic covered the walls and floor. There, they found an electrical circular saw with pieces of bone, blood and flesh stuck to the blade. Nearby, in a freezer, police found skin and muscles stored in plastic bags. The woman's skull, with all her teeth plucked out, her eyes removed and two upside-down crosses carved into the bone, was stashed in a backpack.
Prosecutors say that Meraz-Espinoza strangled his mother and then skinned, filleted and dismembered her body as part of a satanic ritual."
My friend also shook his head, put the food in the fridge, offered me a cigarette (I took it) and left. If no one else comes by today, I'll crawl there later on all fours and eat it cold, curled on my side, laying on the kitchen floor. Anybody want to lecture me on what being "humble" is again?
My esophagus is getting raw.
Hail Satan,...
Monday, April 15, 2013
Three Words: Out Of Control
I hate seeing this culture make young people become unhinged.
Doesn't this kid have any friends? No, I mean real friends who will kick him in the ass and tell him to sort himself out, not the idiots he has around him now, telling him his pseudo take on Hip-Hop (or whatever he thinks he's doing) is alright.
And who came up with the tin-eared term "Belieber" anyway?
They should be fired immediately - even if it's Justin himself,...
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Too Busy Making Sure I Know All About The "Slut Walk"
A few days ago, a friend of mine was describing this very situation, and how he turned it down:
Isn't it every guy's secret sex fantasy to sleep with his best friend's beautiful, yet off-limits wife? Apparently not. In fact, guys are biologically programmed to follow the rules of the man code.
These researchers should've added something like "unless you're Gavin Newsom, running for office while promoting 'gay' marriage - then all bets are off".
Oh snap! I just realized we're talking about MEN-men - Real Men - and here I am babbling on about Gavin Newsom. My bad - still, there's "one more little thing" that's bothering me, Columbo:
Why have I never heard of a "woman's code"?
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Things My Friends Say (A Series)
"Wow. The shit you find on YouTube. Chick with a tail. And I'm sure, in the flick, some guy...bangs the chick...with a tail. O.K., I'm in." -- Vince
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