Gentle art Is Bringing "Internet Funny" To Politics (And Democrats Get It Good)

Eat My Shorts, Planet

Because of their NewAge "training" (in how to disrespect others) calling the Democrat Party, or any of it's cult members, a bunch of hypocrites does you no good: they couldn't care less. Go on, try it. Words - yours, theirs, these - mean NOTHING to them. They're NewAge Nazis after power, and nothing more - definitely not the truth. You'll find NO political tranquility that way.

But, actually capturing video of those same Democrats BEING hypocrites - over and over again - over years? And playing it publicly - where everybody can see exactly what level of shit-eating narcissistic liars they are, and have been, that we've been forced to live with? And, not only with their voter's support, but before the bullshit support of the entire, one-sided, low-information-getting, Trump-hating stupid-assed, always-doing-as-they're-told-on-mothafuckin' TELEVISION-while-thinking-they-got-a-brain world? 

Now THAT can be quite satisfying.

 

I Make Music For Fun (Others Make Fun Of My Music)

A video road trip to Zion and Bryce Canyon National Parks by Steve Cordova

Wait - Stop: TMR Forgot Violence (That Can't Happen,...)

This isn't stupid - pay attention, Ladies: 

We can be knocked out  - from behind the head,...

 

I'm Starting To Get Turned Off To Facebook

This isn't exactly my experience on Facebook - my experience is of "friends" wearing blinders to such a point they want to immediately "de-friend" if you disagree with them on anything. Today, it was a black gay guy who decided that - because he's reading a new book on Malcolm X (the one that claims Malcolm X was gay) - Donald Trump is a "Klansman" for demanding to see Obama's birth certificate.

Seriously.

Now his other friends are writing in, telling him to choose his friends more carefully - I'm a whackjob! There was also the former Punk, who is now a NewAger, and has decided our 20 year friendship is worth abandoning since I informed her there's no such thing as a "chakra". She not only de-friended me but closed off her personal email. Yeah, there's a reason I got away from these people.

What do you think? Is Facebook "all that" for you? Had any weird experiences? Is it worth it?

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

Nobody Told Me About Her: The Way She Lies

The Butthole Surfers Doing "American Woman"

I'm just posting this Canadian diss of my country and it's women because A) many American women do leave something to be desired these days B) Canada will always be a joke to us, and C) I definitely don't post enough Texas acid heads.

Real Black Men: You Just Don't Fuck With 'Em

So much for that NewAge concept of fear everybody's always talking about,...

Sai Baba's BBC Perv Doc: "The Secret Swami"

The Babaster is one of the biggest. BBC News produced an excellent documentary exposé, yet he still has millions of sadly deluded devotees. He also has a cadre of internet attack specialists, a number of whom have gone to substantial lengths to discredit yours truly.



Miracle-faking and twink-diddling, along with rumors of massive government corruption and a few murders, are only a few of this man's sins. But all that said, I'm still entirely convinced that the man functions as a perfectly adequate image upon which to project the idea of God, making him more a stand in than incarnation, something that is true of every guru who has millions of followers.

--jodyr, Guruphiliac Forum

Synova Attacks (She's Never Done That Before)

My friend, Synova, challenges me on Althouse:

At what point, Crack, are we supposed to enforce "good" on anyone?

Now - try it now - it's not like you've tried it before. You never know - things just might change for the better.

What do you want us to do about crappy Brittney Spears music?

Ignore it. As Frank Zappa reminded Tipper Gore's PMRC, there's other music. You don't have to do this.

What do you want us to do about silly 20 year old boys?

Do what my friends and I did with one today: educate him.

Perhaps we can appoint a committee to approve music?

That would be communism.

Do you think that your music would get approved?

Hell no, I destroy communism.

We could approve books, too.

Funny you should say that while misreading me.

Do away with something as vacuous as a NASCAR romance.

What? You got a problem with NASCAR? Don't put it on me.

We could have a committee to approve books and do away with all the outright damaging new age self-help crap.

I'll settle for prosecutions for fraud, and other related crimes, thank you.

Maybe the committee will enforce good Christian morality in everything.

I don't know where you got this committee thing, or where you're going with it, but I'm glad it's your idea and not mine.

Instead of reporting a blog the citizens don't like so it gets flagged, maybe it will get shut down instead.

This blog has been taken down twice, and now flagged as indecent, so you don't think getting it shut down isn't already the intent?

We could pass laws against fast food, since fast food is bad for the masses, the poor and minorities who need protection, and if it's illegal maybe they'll eat more vegetables. Sound like a plan?

If you're a liberal.

Do you just want us to agree that Brittney Spears sucks? Yes, she sucks.

A little louder, please.

But at this point you sound a little bit like the whiners who complained that Joe the Plumber got a slice of the finite publishing resources that someone else deserved... someone with the right opinions instead of the wrong ones... someone worthy.

I "sound a little bit like" that? That's probably because you spent this entire post putting your words and viewpoint in my mouth. The only thing you said that sounded even remotely like me is "Brittney Spears sucks". I never asked or demanded a committee for anything.

One of the biggest problems I have talking to people, online, is their assumption they can read my mind, sort my thoughts, or interpret my meaning, without asking me for clarification. Setting up a bunch of straw men and then knocking them down yourself is your and Obama's tactic, not mine, so it doesn't surprise me you're confused as to where I'm coming from:

Like Obama, you don't care where I, or anyone else, is coming from or you would've asked and not gona on and on, charging me with this made up committee nonsense.

That, too, is a much too common problem today.

But not as common as thinking such behavior constitutes fair play, good citizenship, or debate. Your whole line of attack strikes me as silly. Too silly for me to seriously reply to it. I will say this much, though:

Maybe if we did start listening to people who are worthy - you know, not those who will claim "He is risen" while knowing anyone who says that is committing a fraud - we might be better off.

Way, waaay, better off.

Very Appropriate: The Cars (2011) - "Sad Song"

Interesting. It appears the boys see us driving off a cliff as well,...welcome back, guys.

"STOP, STOP, STOP - NO!"

And to think, throughout the history of mankind, men and the societies they've built have gone out of their way to protect these delicate little flowers.

It's starting to look, now, like it was from themselves and each other.

What fools we've all been.

TIP: How To Behave During An Islamic Massacre

"People tend to act according to their beliefs,..." Yeah, if we could only do something about that, like stop indulging ourselves with stupid beliefs - you know, like saying, "Wow, that's a stupid belief and not actual knowledge, so I don't have to pay any attention to it!" Things might improve greatly.

But no, that's too straight forward, too intelligent, and too darned easy for anyone to go for. Better to keep going with killing in the name of God, murdering while performing exorcisms against the Devil, having your child die because your church doesn't allow you to use medicines, or allowing your mother to croak because your water-based healing cure is better than the entire history of Western medicine and the evils of BIG PHARMA. Yes indeed, let's carry on with that stuff instead:

That way, by mentally blocking out their actions, believers of all stripes can continue to feel superior to everybody else.

It's been a winning formula so far.

Charlie Sheen & Sarah Palin Can't Be Defeated

Keep it up, people - it doesn't matter who you are - they're rubber and you're glue:

It was a cold night in Toronto, Canada when reporter Saphia Khambalia prepared for a live shot outside the city’s Massey Hall theater where Charlie Sheen had just wrapped a performance of his “Violent Torpedo Of Truth Tour.” What happened next viewers couldn’t have predicted,...

Unless you understand the LQF,...

Sticking Her Nose (Job) Where It Doesn't Belong

This is great - one of my favorite NewAgers in the music biz, Lady Gaga, flipped out on the New Music Express about her latest song, Born This Way, which a lot of people happen to think sounds a lot like our other favorite NewAger in the music biz, Madonna. The Amplifier blog called GaGa's outburst "her very own version of the Five Stages of Grief!" except they added one stage I've never heard before:

Religious Pandering:


[Starts crying] "I feel like honestly that God sent me those lyrics and that melody. When you feel a message to give to the world and people are shooting arrows at it... there's no way for something that pure to be wrong."

Now that's a great bit of logic there! But here's my question:

Is there ever going to be a NewAger who doesn't use their feelings ("Nothing more than feelings,...") as the ultimate justification for trying to get their way? (Or, in this case, attempting to change reality?) They need to try a new schtick, if you ask me, because their own feelings ain't cutting it. News to GaGa:

Ain't nobody else feelin' it.

You Think You Know A Place,...

When I was living in Europe, I'd hear this song, and was so glad we didn't indulge this shit here. Now I'm back and live in America, and the bullshit's followed me here - along with European-style socialism, and homeopathy, and everything else I hated once I could see it for myself. And many of my fellow Americans have embraced it.

It's all very disturbing.

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

Homeopathy Is Insane (Denying It Makes It So)

Oh, take my word for it, Mr. - that's all we're giving you:

A New Plymouth doctor says a medical researcher's claim that homeopathy is crazy is a "national scandal".

Dr Joe Rozencwajg, of Natura Medica Ltd, has been practising natural medicine in New Plymouth for 10 years and said homeopathy can be successful.

"We (homeopaths) know what we are doing, we are properly trained and we should be given the minimum respect we deserve."

Oh, get off it - you're a friggin' water salesman posing as a physician! "Properly trained" my ass. Listen to me, you delusional fool:

When we start to give your kind anything more than the minimum respect (like that which a cat accords a mouse) then, and only then, will there be a problem.



Oh, and be sure to watch for the first homeopathic authority in this broadcast, a woman who does something that's becoming quite familiar,...

Weird Al On Lady GaGa: Everything But Maturity

It's pretty weird to have found this right after that last music post, where I mention I was a porcupine, but I guess that just goes to further show how lame GaGa is. It's Weird Al Yankovic doing "I Perform This Way", and it's got a few good lines in it, as all Weird Al songs do:

He, at least, isn't pretending he's making great art.

Is This An Alien? Or Is It Not An Alien? You're An Alien. At Least You Are To Me: Talkin' U.F.O.

I couldn't be a believer, because I live in the real world, and know there's a real world - one that regularly bounces back at me - whether I like it or not. For instance, a point I made about Democrats in my post to Chauncey DeVegas is also being made in Ann Coulter's new book:

"Just as fire seeks oxygen, Democrats seek power, which is why they will always be found championing the mob whether the mob consists of Democrats lynching blacks or Democrats slandering the critics of ObamaCare as racists."

Nazis. What's to like? Coulter's book is called Demonic and it'll be out on Tuesday. I'm here, even when I'm away from it, practically every day.

Fact: Liberals Can Be Weird, Creepy, And Rude

Shudder.