To Win: Rand Paul's Echoing TMR (But He's Still Lying)

Rand Paul sets a great example - that other white conservatives emulate 

 This video was taken in Iowa after Rand Paul said this: 

"Until you show that you care about them and that you want to do something about them, you're not going to win. So if we want to win, we're going to have to change." 

He was speaking about blacks but - in the spirit of doing something "about" others - TMR assumes Paul left so the lady can have his seat,...

 

Distinction Vs. Distraction (A Metaphor Trick For Artists)

Keep Your Eyes On The Prize - or on a mantle. The book made of skin stays in a desk drawer. 

Culture trumps politics - and the force is strong with this one: 

"Hillary Clinton benefits from her new popularity with liberals, but her strength comes from her position with black voters, who seem committed to a Clinton candidacy. And as long as that’s true, Hillary Clinton can’t lose the 2016 Democratic primary, period." 

Republicans have noticed blacks are made to feel at home on the Democrat's "plantation." 

We add in a dollop of, "it's always darkest before the dawn" - put in quotes - so everyone can see where this is coming from:

Blacks noticed power structures get shaky at the foundation.

And where it's aaaall going….

 

Mitt Romney (With Scott Walker As His Running Mate)

I just wanted to be sure I got that title up, where it could be seen, before anyone said I didn't consider it.

Seriously.

Total fucking political curveball,…

 

Follow Your Dreams, Wingers & Make Somebody Happy

"I shudder to think what Republican presidential contenders will say in a 2016 primary to win over voters who think Eric Cantor isn't conservative enough."

Pressed-Oh-Change-Oh (You Can Still Say It But Don't)

Hot Air's Allahpundit did a bit of,…well, let's call it "creative political visualization," and TMR's most likely scenario was played out:

"Imagine that Jeb falls flat for dynastic reasons, Christie flames out because of Bridgegate, and Rubio can’t get traction as a last-ditch back-up establishment choice. Ted Cruz stuns the world in Iowa and New Hampshire and wins the nomination — and then he loses to Hillary. Where does the party go from there? The base’s longstanding thesis, that the GOP would surely recapture the White House if it put forth a loud-and-proud 'true conservative' as nominee, would be shattered,...I don’t know what happens to at that point,...The idea that the GOP would change fundamentally somehow in order to prevent it isn’t entirely out of left field." 

And - BOOM! - They're gone:

I love that "somehow" at the end, too, because only the most dense are missing these many "colorblind" euphemisms - for the racial obvious - while the rest of us are catching them in a bucket,…

 

Conservatives Show A Good Face (But Can't Maintain It)

"82% of Democrats Want Hillary Clinton to Run for President in 2016"

Let's Make A Deal

If TMR knows your political ideas, and still tells you to "pound sand," you might want to check how far it's shifted beneath your feet:

"Christie said breathless 2016 speculation made him 'feel badly' for President Barack Obama, who famously crossed party lines to join Christie in 2012 for a tour of the storm-ravaged New Jersey shoreline. 'He just won [reelection] a year ago, and as we shove him out the door, we minimize his ability to be an effective executive,' Christie said."

I guarantee you, it could be a great deal,...