"Donald Trump Should Win"

So says Professor Allan Lichtman, who has correctly called every Presidential election since 1984. He does add Trump is a "history-shattering" candidate, so there should be an asterisk next to his name, but, the odds are still in his favor. 

 It feels like a landslide from here.

 

Biden: "Winning Means Doing The One Thing I Can't Do"

"Winning Means Uniting America."

TMR Hasn't Agreed With Joe Scarborough On Anything In A Long, Long Time And Now It Feels Good To Do So

Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing, Baby - Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing (So I'm Becoming The Real Thing)

He's never looked the same.

Last year, when assessing why he lost the 2012 presidential election, Mitt Romney’s big head said “the biggest mistake I made was not focusing very early on minority voters."

I had rarely been clearer.

Of course, 2012 was the year I, a black Republican, stopped voting out of disgust with the stupidity of my party.

It was time to get real.

If you think I’m joking, it was but one year later that Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal gave me a thrill by admitting the GOP had to "stop being the stupid party" – all that was left was to wait for it to happen.

But you can't get through.

It never did.

The GOPs a bunch of creeps - creeping us out.

Because it can’t.

You can decide who's-who.

The peeling off of Erik Erickson and the Young Republicans' leader in the face of a Trump nomination is all the evidence I need of that.

I've always understood what's-what..

(Notice, they never took this principled stand over the Right’s nausea-inducing position on race over the years, if you want to understand the problems that have always been present,…)

They thought they could survive without me.

Time to die.

Leaving me a choice between Trump University and Eleanore Roosevelt's U.F.O. crew.

BTW – Studies show Fitbit is a scam. Of course, it was reviewed positively by Instapundit, who I also told you was incapable of spotting such things.

As I slowly walk away from the voting booth - again,….

Fact: Trump's Doing Away With Campaign Advisors

Last year, 15 people in the GOP said God told them to run for president, but the one dude who didn't is about to win the nomination. Which means, either, God enjoys humiliating his followers (not a stretch, since he doesn't mind killing them, and/or having them sexually abused) or they're actually hearing someone else's voice in their heads. 

My money's on the latter,...

How Do You Find The Racists In America When No One Is Willing To Openly Say The Word "Nigger" Anymore?

Scott Walker Is A Totally Passive-Aggressive Racist

Goofy is as goofy does

This guy has blown every test on race life has ever presented him, and his calling #Black Lives Matter "ridiculous" in New Hampshire is just the latest indication he's a simple-minded, passive-aggressive, racist to his heart. To sweeten the deal, he even added he wanted to talk about "things that matter" - as though black lives don't - and a reminder of all those racist and sexist jokes his staff got busted for, way back when. I've always said he doesn't care. Anyway, the dork's a loser, and it's nice to see him actually losing for a change. Fuck him:

He simply isn't worth the attention he's gotten already,...

Ben Carson & Dr. Oz R 4 Entertainment Purposes Only

Thank you, Republicans: I love popcorn,...

When This Blog Comes Full-Circle The Noose Tightens

Woody Allen once said he wouldn't join any group that would have him for a member. Smart man - doesn't need TMR:

"[Ben] Carson hasn’t ruled out the possibility of a run in 2016, and his cult grows daily. I call it a cult because criticizing him in some circles is tantamount to criticizing Obama to Democrats."

But most people ain't so smart - or artists - so we gotta watch what they fall into, or the fall-out could be horrendous:

"The [Ron and Rand] Discipauls engage in the same unquestioning hero worship that causes them to deride equally enthusiastic Barack Obama supporters as 'zombies,' or the particularly vomit-inducing 'sheeple.'”

Let me clarify, one more time, before the shit hits the fan:

TMR is, was, and always will be, about cults. 

The only difference is, now, since racism is such a huge part of it:

I want to enjoy the spectacle as well.

Get a rope,...

Distinction Vs. Distraction (A Metaphor Trick For Artists)

Keep Your Eyes On The Prize - or on a mantle. The book made of skin stays in a desk drawer. 

Culture trumps politics - and the force is strong with this one: 

"Hillary Clinton benefits from her new popularity with liberals, but her strength comes from her position with black voters, who seem committed to a Clinton candidacy. And as long as that’s true, Hillary Clinton can’t lose the 2016 Democratic primary, period." 

Republicans have noticed blacks are made to feel at home on the Democrat's "plantation." 

We add in a dollop of, "it's always darkest before the dawn" - put in quotes - so everyone can see where this is coming from:

Blacks noticed power structures get shaky at the foundation.

And where it's aaaall going….

 

Mitt Romney (With Scott Walker As His Running Mate)

I just wanted to be sure I got that title up, where it could be seen, before anyone said I didn't consider it.

Seriously.

Total fucking political curveball,…

 

Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down: Mitt Romney Has Too Much Money From Scams 2 Go Away Defeated

"This is the consequence of a president that did not take the right actions at the time opportunity presented itself." 

So says The Mittster, our perpetual-presidential candidate - who is THE perpetual-presidential candidate - only because (on several occasions in more-than-one attempt) it was HE who "did not take the right actions at the time opportunity presented itself."

Amazingly, he seems to miss that, when he speaks publicly.

That must be because, as with his work in alternative medicine, conservatives are willing to overlook his faults in order to prop up their belief in the myth of an honest politician.

Coming out of the Mormon church of all places.

I mean, it could happen.

But that politician would have to be one dumb bunny.

And Mitt Romney's no dumb bunny.

He sells worthless supplements to his fellow Americans:

So he knows someone's feeling his shit,…

 

Follow Your Dreams, Wingers & Make Somebody Happy

"I shudder to think what Republican presidential contenders will say in a 2016 primary to win over voters who think Eric Cantor isn't conservative enough."

Pressed-Oh-Change-Oh (You Can Still Say It But Don't)

Hot Air's Allahpundit did a bit of,…well, let's call it "creative political visualization," and TMR's most likely scenario was played out:

"Imagine that Jeb falls flat for dynastic reasons, Christie flames out because of Bridgegate, and Rubio can’t get traction as a last-ditch back-up establishment choice. Ted Cruz stuns the world in Iowa and New Hampshire and wins the nomination — and then he loses to Hillary. Where does the party go from there? The base’s longstanding thesis, that the GOP would surely recapture the White House if it put forth a loud-and-proud 'true conservative' as nominee, would be shattered,...I don’t know what happens to at that point,...The idea that the GOP would change fundamentally somehow in order to prevent it isn’t entirely out of left field." 

And - BOOM! - They're gone:

I love that "somehow" at the end, too, because only the most dense are missing these many "colorblind" euphemisms - for the racial obvious - while the rest of us are catching them in a bucket,…