A Thomas Jefferson-Didn't-Know-Slavery's-Wrong Issue

Two guys who are not big fans of the facts - just chatting away.

Adam Corolla's mutterings remind me that America was founded by Thomas Jefferson, the man who wrote "All Men Are Created Equal" while owning slaves. Corolla speaks of himself (not the government) "giving" money to people who, he full well knows, are expecting money to be returned - and he's smart enough to know these are not the same thing. Corolla is really seeing himself as a white elitist, dispensing charity, rather than just a white guy who's incapable of grasping the truth:

We're the Founding Fathers, capishe?

This is about the nation admitting to, and paying for, a crime. 

"If they shop at Whole Foods, we shop somewheres else."

Most of what else Corolla says is just as ill-informed and misguided.

“Never did a man achieve more fame for what he did not do.”

Homeopathic - made in France - must be good!

Long story-short, Corolla's another member of The New Worried Well (who we should show concern for) endorsing rape and plunder, while Dave Chappelle haunts their dreams, and acts out their nightmares:

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Blacks can now read the conservative mind before it can think of something to say.

If anybody white is still wondering why "Good Ol' Dave" left his TV show, you might want to check yourself right here,…

 

Even Supporting MLK Was Just To Piss Off Somebody

Yep - just like Obama's election was going to end racial nonsense, Adam Carolla predicts what gays will do with a win:

"It'll be legalized, hopefully, and then you'll think we'll be done with it, and then they'll say, 'we want to get married at the Crystal Cathedral,'" Carolla said on a recent podcast. "And the guys at the Crystal Cathedral will go 'no, we don't agree with it, and according to our faith, a man doesn't lie down with another man, and a chick who looks like a man doesn't lay down with another human who drives a Subaru. We don't condone this.' There's a gonna be a march, and then there's gonna be a thing and it's gonna go to the Supreme Court again. This much I know ... there will be more fighting. it will continue."

And that's because the proponents for gay marriage are liars - just as Obama's supporters were (many of them are the same people). I don't know what it's going to take, to make this country stop dealing with dishonest brokers but, until then, prepare to be constantly bombarded with bullshit: 

 That's all hippies have ever really been after,...

 

Famous Last Words (Of Idiots): "I Just Believe It"

We've got to hand it to Adam Carolla. He handles Ed Asner (above) and his 9-11 Truther lunacy (and other conspiracy theories) waaay better than we could: