1. His last name don’t end with “ul”
2. He makes whites feel too good when blacks copy the worst whites
3. NEEEEERD!
4. He makes white people sound like the good guys
5. He makes Martin Luther King sound confused
6. He don’t talk about Jesus
7. What happened to his afro?
8. He won’t tell us where crack came from
9. He’s never sold a single book on Oprah
10. A Professor of Economics should flash a little cash
