It's 24 Hours After 'Independence Day' And - Whoops! - You're Financially Trapped

THAT'S WEIRD - KAMALA THINKS SHE'S A BLACK WOMAN, TOO: 

Joe Biden, 81, describes himself as a black woman during radio interview

THIS CAN'T BE THE FIRST TIME: 

Disgusting moment Nathan’s contestant projectile barfs all over stage

IT'S WHAT THEY DO: 

Video: The Media and Establishment Are Still Lying About Biden

THE SECRET:

Hero of the Democrats: Marianne Williamson boldly volunteers to replace President Biden

THE SUPREME COURT STRIKES AGAIN:

SHOCKER! Biden's Cross-Dressing Dress Thief Scores Sweetheart Deal

THAT'S WHAT GOT THEM INTO THIS: 

The Conspiracy of Silence to Protect Joe Biden

TIGER BLOOD: 

GOP Heritage Foundation: Democrats must step in line with MAGA — or expect blood

I NEED MY OWN COMPOUND:

Bizarre history of Straitway Truth Ministry after ex-NFLer’s missing son found at ‘compound’ in early morning raid

SERVE ME - FOREVER: 

“I had to wait in line to, I don’t know, buy a f–king coffee or whatever. I was like, ‘This sucks. I want to go back to being famous.'”

HE'LL BE STEVE-O-O:

  Steve-O reveals he’s planning to get breast implants

NOW THAT'S SOUND REASONING:

  Man tortured and starved girlfriend’s children because he ‘didn’t want them to have to poop’

THE WORST OILMAN: 

The Fake Oilman

PRISON'S TOO GOOD FOR HER:

Samantha Ruth Prabhu responds to TheLiverDoc’s call for her to be ‘thrown in prison’ for being a ‘health and science illiterate’: ‘Shall be more careful’

TRANSCENDENT: 

Dalai Lama’s followers pray for his knee surgery recovery outside makeshift ‘temple’ — a ritzy NYC hotel

EAT THE MEAT:

Woman who won $43,000,000 was offered a steak dinner instead of her winnings by casino

THEY DO SEEM TO GO TOGETHER:

So-called alternative medicine (SCAM) is worringly popular with HIV-positive individuals

RIP - AND THANKS - I OWN ALMOST ALL OF YOUR WORK:

  Frank Zappa Bassist Tom Fowler Has Died

Build Muscle All Over - Strengthen Your Core - Boost Your Metabolism, And Die

SHE'S THE SELF-PROCLAIMED HOMEOPATHIC CANDIDATE: 

Cult Entanglements: Marianne Williamson’s Ties to Scott Catamas, Sunrise Center, and TwinRay

FEELING INFLUENCED YET? 

Influencer’s two-year-old son drowns in hotel pool while parents napped

BOGUS ASS WANNABE BOSS BITCH:

The Prophet Who Failed After the apocalypse that wasn’t

GREAT ARTISTS STEAL - AND THEY APPARENTLY LIE:

Damien Hirst falsified dates on at least 1,000 of his pieces

CULTISTS USED TO ASK "WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?"

'Cult' US town run by polygamist leader where everyone asks 'what are you hiding?'

PASTOR'S WIVES HAVE A HARD TIME: 

Bodies of pastor’s wife and friend allegedly killed by ‘God’s Misfits’ were found in freezer on farm

THE WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART - TOM PETTY:

Survivors of secretive Two by Two sect waiting to access National Redress Scheme

MEET BORN DIED SHE WILL BE MISSED: 

Mother reveals she went to cemetery for inspiration for her baby’s name

HE ONLY LIKES MOVING PICTURES: 

Gérard Depardieu leaves the ‘King of Paparazzi’ ‘bloodied’ after brawl in Rome

WHAT'S IT SAY THAT IF YOU DON'T PAY YOU STAY ON THE CRUISE? 

Man who had seizure on Royal Caribbean cruise forced to pay $2500 bill before evacuating

EVERYBODY THINKS THEY'RE SMARTER THAN NEAL DEGRASSE TYSON: 

Neil DeGrasse Tyson EMBARRASSED After Spreading Covid Misinformation

NO, LITERALLY EVERYBODY: 

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Intellectual Attack Gets Exposed on Joe Rogan Experience as Terrence Howard Confesses Ugly Truth – “Attacking One Time One Equals Two”

FATHER, SON, AND THE HOLY GOUT: 

North Korea elevates Kim Jong Un’s portrait to make big three

NOW HE GOT NONES: 

Nuns Denounce Pope Francis, Break From Catholic Church

I'M GOING TO GRACELAND - PAUL SIMON: 

GRACELAND AUCTION FRAUD ON FBI'S RADAR

ONE IS TOO MANY:

California property with dark ties to 2 cults, including the Manson Family, lists for $6.2M

THEY WOULDA GOT AWAY WITH IT, TOO, IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE DARN KIDS: 

American Airlines claimed a child was at fault for being secretly recorded in a restroom. It’s now changing its response

ONE PUSSY PEEPER, TWO PILL PUSHERS, AND TEN PROFESSIONALS WITH KIDS TO FEED:

Gynecologist, 2 pharmacists, 10 drug dealers sentenced to prison in metro Atlanta pill mill bust

THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT ANYMORE: 

Felony Pleas Of US Officers Bribed By ‘Fat Leonard’ Defense Contractor Thrown Out Over Prosecutorial Screw-Ups

THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE:

Baltimore Teacher Accused of AI Hate Hoax Also Allegedly Faked Most of His Resume

THEY WEREN'T IN KANSAS ANYMORE:

  Investigators reveal where they found bodies of two Kansas women who vanished before being killed by sick cult

420 WOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH: 

State Lines Up 422 Witnesses Against Shakahola Cult Leader Ahead of Hearing

MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO: 

Viral Hostage Tape sleeping trend gains steam as doctors warn of potential dangers

A SWINGER WITH A BETTER SWING:

Jealousy of porn actor led to murder attempt with golf club, LAPD says 

   

 BUSY BOY - AND DEEPLY RELIGIOUS: 

Chad Daybell trial live: ‘Cult prophet’ introduced children to Lori Vallow day after wife’s funeral

2024: Looking Over A NewAge Culture In Bloom

THIS DOESN'T STOP ANYBODY: 

Workplace wellbeing programs don’t work

PERISH THE THOUGHT: 

NPR in Turmoil After It Is Accused of Liberal Bias

QUACK QUACK QUACK: 

Iowa Board of Medicine: Acupuncture patient was abandoned, called sheriff’s office for help

DROP DEAD: 

A Grateful Dead-themed music festival in Ventura, California cancels last minute, won't refund $2,000 ticket packages

I SAW THE FUTURE - THEN DIVORCED MY WIFE: 

‘What the Bleep Do We Know!?’: The pseudo-scientific oddity that became a cult favourite

BEWARE A SOCIETY THAT'S NEVER HEARD OF CULT MARKETING AFTER LULULEMON: 

‘Brandy Hellville’: A New Twist for Cult Documentaries: The film examines the retailer’s tactics and is surprisingly similar to exposés about cults.

COME ON: 

The Truth About Organic Milk

"This is the problem with civilians wanting to go to war: once you've been there,...once you've seen it,...you never want to go again, unless you absolutely fucking have to. It's like France." 

 - IN THE LOOP

TRUTH SOCIAL: 

Marianne Williamson says she's a 'homeopathic remedy' in the 2024 presidential election

BIGFOOT WILL NEVER DIE: 

'Sasquatch Sunset' is so relentlessly gross that people are walking out of screenings.