It's 24 Hours After 'Independence Day' And - Whoops! - You're Financially Trapped

THAT'S WEIRD - KAMALA THINKS SHE'S A BLACK WOMAN, TOO: 

Joe Biden, 81, describes himself as a black woman during radio interview

THIS CAN'T BE THE FIRST TIME: 

Disgusting moment Nathan’s contestant projectile barfs all over stage

IT'S WHAT THEY DO: 

Video: The Media and Establishment Are Still Lying About Biden

THE SECRET:

Hero of the Democrats: Marianne Williamson boldly volunteers to replace President Biden

THE SUPREME COURT STRIKES AGAIN:

SHOCKER! Biden's Cross-Dressing Dress Thief Scores Sweetheart Deal

THAT'S WHAT GOT THEM INTO THIS: 

The Conspiracy of Silence to Protect Joe Biden

TIGER BLOOD: 

GOP Heritage Foundation: Democrats must step in line with MAGA — or expect blood

I NEED MY OWN COMPOUND:

Bizarre history of Straitway Truth Ministry after ex-NFLer’s missing son found at ‘compound’ in early morning raid

SERVE ME - FOREVER: 

“I had to wait in line to, I don’t know, buy a f–king coffee or whatever. I was like, ‘This sucks. I want to go back to being famous.'”

HE'LL BE STEVE-O-O:

  Steve-O reveals he’s planning to get breast implants

NOW THAT'S SOUND REASONING:

  Man tortured and starved girlfriend’s children because he ‘didn’t want them to have to poop’

THE WORST OILMAN: 

The Fake Oilman

PRISON'S TOO GOOD FOR HER:

Samantha Ruth Prabhu responds to TheLiverDoc’s call for her to be ‘thrown in prison’ for being a ‘health and science illiterate’: ‘Shall be more careful’

TRANSCENDENT: 

Dalai Lama’s followers pray for his knee surgery recovery outside makeshift ‘temple’ — a ritzy NYC hotel

EAT THE MEAT:

Woman who won $43,000,000 was offered a steak dinner instead of her winnings by casino

THEY DO SEEM TO GO TOGETHER:

So-called alternative medicine (SCAM) is worringly popular with HIV-positive individuals

RIP - AND THANKS - I OWN ALMOST ALL OF YOUR WORK:

  Frank Zappa Bassist Tom Fowler Has Died

Clint Eastwood's "High Plains Drifter" Is Just A Ghost Story In Western Dress-Up

DON'T MENTION PROSTITUTION WHEN AN UGLY OUT-OF-SHAPE CONSERVATIVE UBER-RICH MEDIA BARON CAN "MARRY" FIVE TIMES:

  Rupert Murdoch marries beautiful bride Elena Zhukova in warm sunshine at his California vineyard

LOOK IT UP - MACHO DOESN'T MEAN UNFAIR:

  How Mexico, bastion of machismo, got a female president before the U.S.

WOMEN INITIATE 70% OF DIVORCES - THUS WORLD PAIN:

  The pain of loss is felt in much the same way as physical pain

PRO-TIP - TAKE ALL YOUR FAMILY PLANNING ADVICE FROM WHORES: 

Stormy Daniels urges Melania Trump to leave husband Donald now

HALF OF AMERICANS THINK RACHEL MADDOW IS A JOURNALIST:

  Half of Americans think Trump's guilty verdict was correct, should end campaign: POLL

THEY SAY SHE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR U.S. SOCIAL MAYHEM BUT THERE'S NO ADVERTISING IT OR NEWS REPORTS AND DOCUMENTARIES SHOWING HOW:

  Oprah Kicks Off Pride Month

LIBERALS REALLY LIKE BEING LIED TO:

  Jon Stewart and Rachel Maddow Are Luring Liberals Back to cable TV 

    

 MLK'S "DREAM" HAS BEEN ACHIEVED: 

Justin Bieber Gave Odell Beckham Jr. Oral Sex At Diddy Party, Jaguar Wright & Tokyo Toni Allege

TRYING TO MAKE LOSING "AMERICAN IDOL" MATTER:

  David Archuleta on leaving the Mormon church, coming out and 'living a meaningful life'

GOD, GIVE ME STRENGTH, AFTER YOU MADE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO ME:

  Kathie Lee Gifford turned to faith after her husband's affair: 'I was never the same'

REWARDING THE FAKEST OF FAKE RITUALS:

  Stunning image of man leaping through fire during Hindu ritual among the winners of National Geographic Traveller Photography Competition 

   

IT'S A GAME OF "CAT AND MOUSE" - YOU'RE THE MOUSE:

  Robert Irwin becomes latest target in scam that's fleeced $8 million from Aussies 

   

 REMEMBER WHEN THE INTERNET PROMISED TO MAKE US SMARTER THAN THIS?

  British-born Carlo Acutis - aka God's Influencer - died aged 15 in 2006 after a life of piety and online preaching... Now he is set to become the Patron Saint of the Internet

YOUR LIFE IS EASY WHEN A DERMATOLOGIST CAN FIX IT:

  Woman Shares Aftermath As Tattoo Goes Wrong—'Never Regretted Anything More'

OR THE BEST THING EVER:

Ozempic users are shedding pounds — and hair: ‘A real nightmare’

TRUMP JURORS MADE JOY BEHAR WET HERSELF:

  To pee or not to pee? That is a question for the bladder—and the brain

DONALD J. TRUMP - FATHER OF US ALL:

  Every blue eyed person on Earth is a descendant of one single person, scientists find

TRUST NO ONE:

  ‘Trust Jesus’ MAGA bus crashes on way to Trump rally

OH, COME ON, D:

  Trump Pretends He Never Called for Hillary to Be Locked Up

BILL CLINTON'S CULT LEADER KEN WILBER HAD A "THEORY OF EVERYTHING" THAT HILLARY ONCE SAID SHE WAS AFTER: 

A physicist dismantles Terrence Howard's nonsensical "theory of everything" 

   

 FUNNY THAT "SCIENCE" DIDN'T SAY THAT AT THE TIME - AND WHERE WAS NEAL DEGRASSE TYSON'S SORRY ASS?

  In the pandemic, we were told to keep 6 feet apart. There’s no science to support that.

IT'S JUST WATER BUT - OF COURSE - THAT'S NEVER THE ISSUE: 

Homeopathic dispensaries reel under shortage of dispensers

HUH - DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING:

  Judge dismisses 'pyramid scheme' lawsuit versus Herbalife, CEO 

     

 THIS WAS THE FIRST UNFUNNY EPISODE OF SNL'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" 

   

 YOU WERE AMAZING - THANKS, ED - AND "GOODNIGHT":

  Ed Mann, Frank Zappa's Longtime Percussionist, Dead at 70

That's Entertainment 2024 (And Throughout The Ages)

 

 I'm from a different time and place, so you'll have to excuse me. 

   

 But 'Bravo!' to True Classic t-shirts: the over-arching concerns of modern life have rarely been so well-depicted. 

   

 OK, I take that back - I forgot Tender Dracula - but, still, it's a good commercial. 

   

 AI's getting good, now, too. 

   

 HBO just dropped 8 seasons of This Week Tonight online, and that's nothing to complain about. 

   

 Especially when, today, you can couple it with Mystery Science Theatre 3000, anytime, too. Wow. 

   

Follow that with the album named something "that showed up on an ouija board at one time."

   

 After whatever society's taking wears off, of course - and then we're solid. Until you crash the car.

 

Same As It Ever Was (Including Falling For It)

Hipsters Were Always Hypocrites - And Conventional. Ask Frank Zappa. In his 1973 song, Camarillo Brillo, he perfectly described resisting a NewAge woman's charms - who sounds just like Amy Carlson, the Love Has Won cult leader - over two years before she was even born:

 

"She said she was a Magic Mama/And she could throw a mean Tarot. And carried on without a comma/That she was someone I should know. She had a snake for a pet/And an amulet. And she was breeding a dwarf/But she wasn't done yet. She had gray-green skin/A doll with a pin. I told her she was alright/But I couldn't come in,..."

 

There's "Killing" And Then There's Killing

 

 Mormon leaders accused of 'covering up' a decades-long 'epidemic' of sexual abuse and INCEST 

 REMINDER: Utah piano group The 5 Browns talk about their father’s sexual abuse 

   

 20-year-old arrested for lying about being victim of anti-Palestinian hate crime 

   

 A U.N. team enters Gaza's Al-Shifa Hospital and finds a "death zone" 

   

 Congresswoman with brain disorder skipping therapy to serve in House 

   

 Blue-eyed 'AI Jesus' threatens damnation if viewers ignore his TikTok commandments 

   

 The Macrons are an exception. My teacher’s seduction scarred me 

   

 Tampa woman recalls saving her kids from cult leader Jim Jones

The Mistaken Era

“People thought the Beatles were God. That's not correct” 

 - Frank Zappa

Conspirituality: How New Age Conspiracy Theories Became a Health Threat just came out in June, 2023. I haven't read it, but, I think it's safe to assume, a bestseller with three authors has its subject matter, and phrasing, chosen well. So there's little doubt, between those pages at least, the NewAge movement is a real phenomena (not a cultural fad that died in the '70s) and what its members are doing is causing the world considerable damage. 

It's just a little teeny-tiny bit late.

Genius: An Extremely Intelligent Person (That Stupid People Avoid Like COVID)

Geniuses tell the truth. But few follow their example.

That's because most people are stupid. And stupid people want to be popular - to make friends - which prohibits being honest.

The stupid can't grasp that friends are NOT why geniuses tell the truth.

Geniuses tell the truth to expose our enemies.

All those stupid occult liars, skulking 'round us, in the dark.