Showing posts with label Bigfoot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bigfoot. Show all posts

Monday, April 29, 2024

Choking On Air (To Lose The Wait)

When we find articles saying Everything’s a cult now, it's safe to say TMR's won that debate.
Misinformation has created an alternative world for some Americans, and crawling out of that is not going to be easy.
So we get to watch as Bill Maher Batters His Buddy RFK Jr. Over Anti-Vax Claims, decades after Bill Maher, himself, helped start the Anti-Vax craze RFK Jr. is trapped in.
And Dan Rather returns to CBS for the first time 18 years after his disgraced departure, without ever admitting he made a disgraced departure 18 years ago.
And even Sean Penn’s Angry Letter to Trey Parker and Matt Stone Post-’Team America’ Is Still Hilarious 20 Years Later because,...it's Sean Penn. Ask him where all of SF's cultism went in Milk?

   

FACT: “Bedknobs and Broomsticks,” a parable for Gardnerian Witches, is a good reminder of the NewAge nonsense the world's been raised on.
'The Synanon Fix' shows how the California dream went awry for a rehab group turned cult, AND everyone associated with them, California, or drugs.
Model Ditched Career Posing For Cameras To Teach Naked Yoga Poses because those clothes simply aren't going to remove themselves.
And, believe it or not, THAT' is life's lesson to us all. You can ask Sean Penn where they went, too. 

That man loves to party. 
 

Friday, April 12, 2024

2024: Looking Over A NewAge Culture In Bloom

THIS DOESN'T STOP ANYBODY: 

PERISH THE THOUGHT: 

QUACK QUACK QUACK: 

DROP DEAD: 

I SAW THE FUTURE - THEN DIVORCED MY WIFE: 

BEWARE A SOCIETY THAT'S NEVER HEARD OF CULT MARKETING AFTER LULULEMON: 

‘Brandy Hellville’: A New Twist for Cult Documentaries: The film examines the retailer’s tactics and is surprisingly similar to exposés about cults.
COME ON: 

"This is the problem with civilians wanting to go to war: once you've been there,...once you've seen it,...you never want to go again, unless you absolutely fucking have to. It's like France." 

Friday, July 19, 2013

Lay Lines

"One of the ways that I describe these people — and it’s really quite unfortunate — is that they’re a bunch of unfuckable white dudes. I haven’t found a single black guy looking for Bigfoot. I’ve look high and large, and it’s all white dudes in their late forties and fifties. It’s all midlife crisis people. They’re not the happiest people in the world — and no disrespect — but they’re looking for things to be real that aren’t necessarily real."
 

Monday, August 27, 2012

This Is Better Than Busting Guys Making Crop Circles


I'm happy to report there's one less fraud trying to get the public to "believe" shit:
A man dressed in a military-style “Ghillie suit” who was attempting to provoke a Bigfoot sighting was struck by two vehicles and killed on U.S. 93 South of Kalispell Sunday night.  
“He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting,” Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider said. “You can’t make it up. I haven’t seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.” 
The Flathead County Sheriff’s Office identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell. 
Schneider said Tenley’s motivations were ascertained during interviews with friends who were not in the immediate area but were nearby when the man was struck at about 10:30 p.m. 
“Alcohol may have been a factor,” Schneider said. “Impairment is up in the air.” 
Not anymore it ain't,... 

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Obama: "I Can No More Disown Him Than I Can The Black Community” (But I'll Be Damned If He Didn't,...)



Bill Maher calls Mormonism a ‘cult’ 

Why even listen to  on foreign policy? His entire FP experience is 2 yrs trying to brow-beat Frenchmen into joining his cult


Theocracy in America

If you have lived, as I have, as a non-Mormon in a place whose population is 70 percent LDS, you would understand the real dangers in mixing too much church with state. I was born and raised in Utah, and my entire family still lives there. Every time I go back, from the minute I wade past the missionaries in the Salt Lake City airport to my first watered-down beer, I am struck by the fact that, while inmates may be able to duck Chuck Colson, the average Utah citizen has no hope of escaping the Mormons.



Joseph Smith: Nineteenth Century Con Man? 

It was an axiom of faith among church opponents that Mormon leaders created Mormonism solely "for the purpose of picking the pockets of the community." ... Anti-Mormons charged Joseph Smith, in particular, with an insatiable lust for money, and they occasionally reported his candid "admission" of the fact.,,, One need not be a republican ideologue to disapprove of swindling, but the common non-Mormon perception of Joseph Smith wallowing in his ill-gotten gain revealed a republican repugnance to the idea of decadent luxury.... When anti-Mormon writers moved their discussion away from the hierarchy to a more general treatment of the church as a whole... Smith did not so much corrupt the virtue of once good citizens as merely assemble those who had no civic virtue to begin with. 

"Scorin' with Orrin": How the gentleman from Utah made it easier for kids to buy steroids, speed, and Spanish fly.

"[Hatch] is directly implicated in this affair," said Prince Alexandre de Merode, chairman of the IOC medical commission.

The IOC criticism was particularly biting given that Hatch's home state [hosted] the,...winter games in 2002, and that one of the games' major sponsors is, in fact, a supplement company. Utah had already produced a major Olympics bribery scandal; all it needed was a reputation as the world's steroid capital just as the IOC was arriving with its drug-test lab.

Hatch considers his 1994 law, DSHEA, a triumph on behalf of consumer health freedom. But a close look suggests that if anything, DSHEA (or the Hatch Act, as body builders call it) has left Americans "free" to serve as guinea pigs for a multibillion-dollar industry, much of which is built on a foundation of fraudulent claims, pyramid schemes, and lousy manufacturing practices.

Since DSHEA became law, substances as varied as paint stripper, bat shit, toad venom, and lamb placenta have all been imported from overseas, bottled up---often by people with no scientific or health backgrounds---and marketed as dietary supplements to unsuspecting American consumers. 

Many supplements have been tainted with salmonella, arsenic, lead, pesticides, unapproved foreign prescription drugs, as well as garden-variety carcinogens. 

And despite their New-Age health aura, a significant portion of these "natural supplements" are stimulants, depressants, and other mood-enhancers that some medical experts believe would be classified as drugs if they were synthetic. A surprising number of these products are addictive.

Thanks to Hatch, the U.S. now has standards as low as those in many Third World countries for the sale of many products with serious, pharmacological effects. The results have been deadly.

A look at The Mormon Endowment Ceremony 

The more I learn about Mormonism the more strangely fascinating it is and the crazier it sounds.


LDS Church: Believing in Bigfoot and the Mark of Cain 

Mormons seems to have a peculiar--and prejudiced--fascination with tales of a large, ominous, ape-like, black-skinned "Bigfoot" (who, they swear, is actually Cain), condemned by the Mormon God to wander the Earth where he ends up scaring the faithful into invoking the Mormon priesthood in order to drive big, bad Bigfoot away.



BYU Prof: Mormon Racism Was Justified 

Professor Bott is no outlier. Especially among older Mormons, racist rationale for the priesthood ban—linking it to Old Testament pretexts, or to moral infirmity in a pre-earthly life by the souls of Africans and African-Americans, and other racist apologetic mental gymnastics exemplified in Bott’s statement to the Post—persist and circulate, generally unquestioned and unchallenged.
For its part, the LDS Church has never authoritatively addressed racist theologies developed in defense of the ban in the late nineteenth and twentieth centuries. Instead, it has attempted to step quietly beyond its racist past, as it has with many other thorny and troubling historical matters.

Mitt Romney’s Mormon faith tangles with a quirk of Arkansas history 

On Sept. 11, 1857, a wagon train from this part of Arkansas met with a gruesome fate in Utah, where most of the travelers were slaughtered by a Mormon militia in an episode known as the Mountain Meadows Massacre. Hundreds of the victims’ descendants still populate these hills and commemorate the killings, which they have come to call “the first 9/11.”


Mormon group still using discredited 'gay cure' therapy 

"slow, psychiatric and spiritual suicide"

Mercer County church league plays hardball with Mormons 

"Most of our churches don't view them as Christians. We don't regard the LDS church as a Christian church. When you include someone in a group -- that's kind of like saying they're fundamentally the same as most people in the group. We don't feel that's accurate with LDS."

Monday, July 20, 2009

Or They Can Always Call It A Comic Book,...

"Tim Miejan became the editor of a New Age magazine this year. And he found himself smack in the middle of the shifting, fractured New Age world — where beliefs change faster than you can flip a tarot card.

'We are about what it means to be human, in the metaphysical, holistic and spiritual realms,' said Miejan, of Woodbury, who bought The Edge magazine with a partner in February.

As the editor, Miejan has become a New Age gatekeeper, deciding which legitimate beliefs get into the magazine and which are too far out to be included.

It's not an easy job.

Chiropractors want out of the New Age movement. Channelers wonder if they belong at all, and pagans feel jilted. Organic farmers don't want to be near pet psychics. And no one knows what to do with the witches.

For a movement based on peace, love and understanding, New Age looks like a battleground.

'I have customers who completely believe in fairies and will laugh at you if you believe in Bigfoot,' sighed Teisha Magee, owner of the Sacred Paths Center, which describes itself as an 'organization celebrating earth-centered spirituality,' in St. Paul.

Lest anyone laugh at their beliefs, New Agers point to the tenants of mainstream religions that seem bizarre to nonbelievers — such as virgin birth, turning water into wine and rising from the dead.

'Is there a way to prove the afterlife?' Miejan said.

Until Miejan took over, The Edge was 'an airy-fairy New Age publication,' he said. But he is redefining the magazine's mission — and whipping up some Age of Aquarius acrimony.

Miejan favors articles on stress reduction and spiritual quests. He welcomes columns on astrology, written by 'Moonrabbit.' He recently featured an article which pleaded for a halt to construction of wind turbines because of the harm to life-force energy flows called 'prana.'

He says he would include stories about 'nature divas,' the politically correct name for fairies. 'We would never say those do not exist. We are one of the forums where people can share those ideas,' he said.

But even Miejan's open mind sometimes snaps shut.

Channelers — people possessed by spirits of the dead — are out. So is the belief that reptile-like aliens have taken over the bodies of celebrities, including Queen Elizabeth and — according to one Web site — former Minnesota U.S. Rep. Bill Luther.

Paganism? Out.

'I am not saying that because paganism offends anyone,' Miejan said. 'But it is a complete niche by itself.'

Other New Age leaders are appalled.

'He is excluding channeling? Yikes. Or pagans? He should not be doing that,' said Kathy McGee, editor of the Washington-state-based magazine New Age Retailer.

'New Age is an umbrella term encompassing anything on a spiritual path — Bigfoot, Jesus, Buddha. Even worshipping a frog is sort of OK,' McGee said."


-- Bob Shaw, capturing the "debate", if you can call it that, on what NewAge is - other than a lot of politically-motivated people with severe mental problems - in the Pioneer Press.