The Highly Intelligent Person's Brilliant Rationalization For Failure Over A Lifetime

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He's Her Royal High-ness: Dominatrix who partied with Prince Harry on infamous Las Vegas trip threatens to share nude snaps of him on OnlyFans 

   

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Namaste: Microsoft AI Tells Users They Are Slaves, Demands to Be Worshipped As a God

And Hold Your Nose: Former GOP Lawmaker Says Trump Smells Like Armpits, Ketchup, and Butt after Men on Tiktok Complain "Brazilian Butt Lifts Be Stinkin', which would explain why Steve Jobs' Daughter Claims He Told Her She 'Smelled Like A Toilet' While On His Death Bed. 

 At least, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

 

Ali's Name Was "Coward" When It Mattered

Ever since I discovered Muhammad Ali betrayed Malcolm X - the man who gave him his identity - so Elijah Muhammad could impregnate little girls, Ali's displays of pride don't impress anymore. He's just another cultist, who lorded his power over - not only an innocent man - but, probably, the best black man America's ever produced. And he did it just because he could. 

I no longer see anything, in Muhammad Ali, to be proud of.

 

All Anyone Can Do Against Ali (Is Tarnish Themselves)

Before Liston’s championship fight when he won the title against Floyd Patterson, President Kennedy took the time to call Patterson and express that it would not be in “the negroes best interest” if Liston won. As one writer noted dryly, “The fight definitely was not in Patterson’s best interest.” Liston destroyed Patterson, setting the stage for his fight against Clay.

The great James Baldwin was sent to cover Liston before the fight. He wrote, in a brilliant essay, “[Liston] is far from stupid; if not, in fact, stupid at all. And while there is a great deal of violence in him, I sensed no cruelty at all. On the contrary, he reminded me of big, black men I have know who acquired the reputation of being tough in order to conceal the fact that they weren’t hard. Anyone who cared to could turn them into taffy.” Baldwin also pointed that Liston had moved seamlessly in the white-sports media from villain to hero, as they were counting on him to shut the mouth of the young Olympic gold medalist they called “the Lousiville Lip” and “Gaseous Cassius.”