Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts

Friday, October 27, 2023

A World Full Of Bitches And Witches But Still A Big Ol' Dick Ain't Free (Do Better)

Do you condemn? (Say "no" and watch how quickly people threaten you,...)
Pope Francis reaffirms priesthood is 'reserved for men'
Salem bet big on spooky season. Now witch girlies are everywhere
Fan wears giant penis costume to college football game and is quickly ejected: "He got too cocky"
 

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

Bold Opinions (On Madness)

BUSTED - AGAIN: Hunter Biden received $250K wires in Joe Biden's home
NOT SO SECRET: Mayor Adams named ‘Master Mason’ in secret Freemason ceremony
THE FIX IS IN: Chess Champ to Piers Morgan: Your Fixation on Anal Beads Is ‘Concerning
BEGGING: Colin Kaepernick writes to Jets asking to join team
YOU'D BE ARRESTED FOR THIS: Cher hired four men to kidnap troubled son
SO SOPHISTICATED: France moves homeless people out of Paris
NO MORE STRUDEL: Germany: Study shows former East and West growing apart
THEY GOT THE POINT: 90-year-old acupuncturist charged with sexually assaulting patient
DON'T TELL FUNKADELIC: Canada's Speaker Anthony Rota resigns after Nazi in parliament 

   

 YOGA MONSTERS: “How do you convince someone to actually become normal,...?"
UH-HUH, SURE: Prankster says he didn't know he scared man who ended up shooting him

Saturday, September 23, 2023

Dose The Nation With Acid In The 60s (Blame Blacks When It Doesn't Work Out)

5 Yoga Asanas To Beat Constipation (which you didn't have before you started doing yoga)
Conservatives congratulate VP Harris for new role as gun czar after 'bang up job with the border'
Jordan Peterson Issues Ominous Warning to Gavin Newsom
Repairing the damage Columbia’s Teachers College did to American kids will take years
Education Secretary Cardona rips 'misbehaving' parents 'acting like they know what's right for kids'


Hillary Clinton on Trump: 'I don't believe him on anything' (is this part of her "Russia hoax" too?)
Comedian Kathy Griffin says Kanye West is “100% abusing” his wife Bianca Censori (Griffin then went back to distributing pictures of Trump's decapitated head to his child - as a joke,...)
Eat eggs or drink milk? Then you're no feminist 

   

 Kevin Bacon reveals he DESTROYED abandoned home on his farm when he bought it because previous owner feared it was haunted 

  

Woman is arrested for attack on couple doing 'inappropriate stretches' by a swimming pool
NFL's first trans cheerleader Justine Lindsay likens her role to being a doctor
Aaron Rodgers insists that he's 'not drinking any piss' as he recovers from an Achilles tear... adding that his reported use of the sounds of dolphins mating to recover 'was a joke

   

 Dad once boasted his temper goes ‘from zero to prison
'Full Hulk Guy' is BANNED from Michigan golf course,...Also barred from nearby resort
If It Weren't For Therapy and My Husband, I Would Still Be In Jim Bob's Cult 

   

 'Only God Can Thank You': Female Health Workers Fight to Be Paid
There’s a lesson to take from China’s abandoned electric cars

Tuesday, September 19, 2023

That One Time When What You Haven't (Heard) Is Better Than What You Have

Officials throw punches at Youth Football Game
There are free flights over Burning Man, including to join Mile High Club


Should we abandon hope and prepare for anarchy?
Elementary school teacher gets to be a 'Rockstar' for a night with Nickelback

 

 Stand By the Seawall (Alternate Version) - Steely Dan, Aja Outtakes, 1977

Saturday, September 16, 2023

Fine (Everything's Fine)

Abandoned Apollo 17 lunar lander module is causing tremors on the moon
‘It is not possible to organise in Iran
Mitt Romney Names The Republican Senator He Disrespects Most
Witch cult accused of sexually abusing children, forcing kid to eat pet food
How Danny Masterson wooed Ashton Kutcher to Scientology
Jill Duggar reveals dad Jim Bob once offered to send her husband Derick Dillard to REHAB - because he drank a SINGLE beer
"BS High" shows how easy it is to fall for a football scam
Alex Jones spent over $93,000 in July. Sandy Hook families have yet to see a dime

Tuesday, September 5, 2023

Everything Is Faded Now

"Obama is in a tough spot: bar the release of those emails and play a role in the cover-up, or do nothing and potentially expose his own role in Biden’s corruption."
Bill Maher Tells Marianne Williamson Her Spiritual Work “Sounds Like Scientology
California pharmacies are making millions of mistakes.
Austin police urge robbery victims not to call 911
Loneliness stalks the NBA