Showing posts with label Ted Haggard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ted Haggard. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I'm Just Askin' (Is It That Hard To Understand?)

The Rev. Ted Haggard - who told the world he was "a deceiver and a liar" - has gone back to preaching about God.

Doesn't anyone understand he's, not only delusional but, "a deceiver and a liar"?

Some faith-healing parents, whose daughter was taken into protective custody after they let a huge growth over the baby's left eye go unattended, are fighting to get their daughter back. This is the second marriage for the father, whose first wife died of cancer, after she and her husband refused medical treatment.

Doesn't anyone understand this man is, not only delusional but, "a deceiver and a liar"?

A woman was trying to promote vegetarianism, by wearing a gown made of lettuce leaves, but, instead, got herself arrested.

Doesn't anyone understand she's, not only delusional but, "a deceiver and a liar"?

Really?

If you ask me - and nobody did - the time is right to bring back The Funny Farm.

What do you think?

Monday, March 23, 2009

You Bought A Line (In More Ways Than One)

"As for the drugs, I'm not sure what I bought."

-- Ted Haggard, the disgraced former evangelical pastor who got busted for having gay sex - and using meth - that now (pay attention reality TV fans:) will appear on FOX's April Fool's Day episode of "Divorce Court," where you'll find all the Monsters and Critics.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Making It Easy On Everybody

"I am a loser."

-- Ted Haggard, the former president of the National Association of Evangelicals (and senior pastor of the New Life Church) who was discovered using male prostitutes and drugs, in The New York Daily News.