Getting A Tiny Piece Of Being Effectively Exploited Is Called True Artistic Success

CULTS - THE RECIPE FOR ALL GOOD TELEVISION:

  Toyota May Have Gotten Involved With Infamous 7M Cult For Car Commercial

WITH LOVE: 

Faith healing parents arraigned on charges they failed to help sick newborn who died

NO HAPPY MEAL 4 YOU:

China tries 5 alleged cult members in killing at McDonald’s restaurant

HE SHOULDA STAYED 'PUFF DADDY':

  Diddy Ordered Hits On Tupac And Suge Knight, Offered $1 Million Bounties

JUST PLAIN UNHAPPY:

  Woman accused of murdering boyfriend and putting body in suitcase parts ways with 8th ‘snotty’ defense attorney

ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW - BECAUSE 'BRAVE' WOMEN LIE TO THEM:

  I’ve Started Coming Out to All My Friends. My Husband Still Has No Clue

RAY J = TOO MUCH SEX: 

"That's child molestation sir" — Internet reacts to Ray J saying a 34-year-old woman "cleansed" him of "dirt and all sin" at the age of 14

BIZARRE - BUT STILL POPULAR:

  Bizarre health fads: a roundup of the top 10 strangest fake medicines

GLAD THAT'S OVER:

  Bay Area-based SCiFi Foods, a buzzy lab-grown meat company, shuts down

YOU CAN'T GET MORE 'SPIRITUAL' THAN THIS:

  The gruesome ritual sacrifices at Chichén Itzá: Ancient Mayans killed child TWINS in a bid to satisfy the gods of the underworld, grisly study reveals

'INEPT' ISN'T POSSIBLE:

  Is Gucci Mane's 1017 record label CURSED? Social media fans sent into frenzy after death of Atlanta rapper Enchanting - the seventh artist signed with him to suffer a tragic fate

I HAVE A DREAM: 

Arizona gun nut planned to hoist Confederate flag and shoot up Bad Bunny concert to 'incite a race war' ahead of 2024 election

BULLSHIT: 

Pentagon official reveals tantalizing seven-minute encounter with glowing blue UFO - which emitted enough energy to 'power a small city'

JEALOUS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER:

  Bachelorette star Josh Seiter is accused of FAKING her gender transition for attention after death hoax scandal - but she says trolls are just jealous of her beautiful looks 

    

 LADY LOOKS LIKE A DUDE:

  Transgender swimmer Lia Thomas out of Olympics after being dealt fatal legal blow

NO MORE AYAHUASCA FOR YOU: 

New York Jets front office is ANGRY with Aaron Rodgers over unexplained absence and is considering 'tightening his leash', source reveals

 

LIKE ADORING TAYLOR SWIFT WHEN SHE DRESSES FOR THE ICE CAPADES:

  The ‘cult of celebrity’ distracts people from real-world problems

SOUL BOY OF THE WESTERN WORLD:

  Ex-Spandau Ballet singer Ross William Wild, 36, raped three women and filmed himself molesting victims as they slept, court hears

'WE MUST DO MORE' IS A PRETTY VAGUE PROPHECY

: Rare white buffalo at Yellowstone National Park fulfills Native American prophecy

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Guessing What Was (And Will Never Be Again)

 

 WHEN DOES THE 'HEALING' PART START? 

Faith-healing couple with Followers of Christ church face charges over death of baby

THEY FORGOT: 

The longest, strangest trip: Some psychedelic drug users are stuck with unwelcome highs

SHOULDA SAID O.J.: 

AI priest defrocked after taking confession and saying babies could be baptised in Gatorade

SATAN'S CURRENCY: 

'Bitcoin Jesus' arrested in Spain on US tax evasion charges

SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? 

Little girl's imaginary closet monster turns out to be 55,000-65,000 bees

AND HE WANTS TO FIGHT: 

MAGA 'Prophet' Declares God is Far Right

ALWAYS TRUST THE INTERNET: 

Misinformation about acupuncture via YouTube

STOPPING DAD DROM DRINKING: 

Man, 22, who drowned his alcoholic father, 57, in baptism-style exorcism three years ago at Massachusetts pond is found guilty of manslaughter

ETHICS ARE A CURSE: 

Televangelist Jesse Duplantis Says His Wealth Is Because He's 'Blessed,' Calls Poverty a 'Curse'

Da Bomb

 

 Superstitious belief in faith healers is costing lives 

   

 In small-town Wisconsin, looking for the roots of the modern American conspiracy theory

Hubris (Definition)

See how this Sussex Tory candidate is looking pretty pleased with herself after saying she 'healed a deaf man's hearing through prayer,' when her own ears are so bad, she's never heard that's not possible?

That's hubris.

 

George Jetson Got COVID

Stallone shadow boxes with the Pope

"Holistic Master Coach" says "you do not need glasses" and will heal you for $11

Pediatric care by chiropractors borders on child abuse

Another Christian influencer arrested for child abuse

Cyclist Who Kneed Girl, 5, to Ground Wins Court Case

America's Closer To "Imploding Under The Weight Of Its Own Absurdities" Than Many Realize 

   

 The Navy is 'too woke' because 'people are doing poems on aircraft carriers'

Bill Gates Booked An Entire Restaurant For Two Days Just To Sip A Diet Coke And Leave

We Got Questions (You Got Answers)

 

 How do Libertarians understand a debt, when contracts are broken on Game of Thrones, but not when it comes to America and black people? 

   

How do hospitals push wellness but not hire faith healers?

How is George Stephanopoulos shocked that all the long-promised legal trouble Democrats manufactured hasn't made Donald Trump less popular?

How crazy is this nigga if he's being warned to "step away from the computer"?

 

A New Movie About The Oregonians Sacrificing Kids To Beat Death Or Good Men Trying To Do The Best They Can To Please Their God For Their Heavenly Reward

Wikipedia's Boss Called "Holistic Healers" Crazy Liars

There's been a Change.org petition circulating, demanding NewAge witchdoctors be allowed to amend the information on their practices in Wikipedia. Wikipedia's founder, Jimmy Wales, replied:

  "You have to be kidding me. Every single person who signed this petition needs to go back to check their premises and think harder about what it means to be honest, factual, truthful.

Wikipedia’s policies around this kind of thing are exactly spot-on and correct. If you can get your work published in respectable scientific journals – that is to say, if you can produce evidence through replicable scientific experiments, then Wikipedia will cover it appropriately.

What we won’t do is pretend that the work of lunatic charlatans is the equivalent of 'true scientific discourse'. It isn’t."

And with that bit of TMR, once again - slowly but surely - the western world takes another step towards my American ideal,...

The Biggest Insult: Republicans Can't Beat These Guys

New Age spiritualism has co-opted some of the language of physics, including the language of quantum mechanics, in its quest to make ancient metaphysics sound like respectable science. The New Age preaches enhancing your vital energy, tapping into the subtle energy of the universe, or manipulating your biofield so that you can be happy, fulfilled, successful, and lovable, and so life can be meaningful, significant, and endless. The New Age promises you the power to heal the sick and create reality according to your will, as if you were a god.

Study: Democrats more likely to think astrology is scientific, less likely to know Earth revolves around the sun