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So where was I? 

Oh yeah - I was Charlton Heston at the end of Planet of the Apes or something.

Was I right or what? 

Of course I was.

But it's time to get back on that horse.

Seems to me NewAgers overplayed their hand again, and the "Mayan Apocalypse" - like the "Harmonic Convergence" before it - reduced them to the Republican Party of the spirit world.

Nothing new there, apparently:

The real Santa was truly a rough-and-tumble son of a bitch,…Not only did he smack the bishop, but,…Of all his strong opinions, none matched his hatred of paganism.

And a Merry Christmas! to that!

Celebrate by freely telling "be humble" types to get over themselves.

They wouldn't have been insisting on it if they weren't intimidated or otherwise threatened.

(That's "operating from a position of fear" for those of you keeping score at home.)

Oh, I feel like a bad guy on Batman's old TV show, all yakkity-yak-yak-yak - so quickly:

We're on to you.

It's over.

And starting today - in honor of Ol' Saint Nick - let the beheadings begin,….

 

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The Macho Response: Moses (1924-2008)

Charlton Heston was a great man. He was the star of the first film that ever made an impression on me (The Ten Commandments) and he marched with Martin Luther King, Jr. when he didn't have to do it.



Michael Moore should be eternally ashamed, both, for assaulting Charlton Heston in his old age and, especially, for trying to make him out to be a racist. If anyone ever needed proof Michael Moore is a liberal, lying, propagandist of the highest order, look at the photo that leads this post, and then rent Bowling for Columbine. (For the record: I was taken in too.) Bowling for Columbine is a cinematic travesty of justice, if ever there was one; easily the equal to D.W. Griffith's The Birth Of A Nation for twisting the truth.



The death of Charlton Heston is one occasion when I wish I believed in a personal Hell so I could condemn Michael Moore to it.

Is there no justice?