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Conservatives, There Is No Wiggle Room For Your Lies

Flying high

The Right insists they aren't the racists - as I've said they are - but three major conservative candidates have been receiving donations from racists, which they're now desperately trying to return:

"Left unaddressed by all three candidates was why a man who leads a hate group would choose to help fund their campaigns."

Just as my conservative "friends" have been trying to ignore why a black guy - who was once willing to really-hear what conservatives had to say - would choose to tell them to kiss his ass,...

How White America "Works": Blacks Who Have Hurt No One Die While Killers Get Donations By The Thousands

A regular series of "cool" interchangeable villains

So, The White Man's Hero is starting to crack, and finally lets the world know why he's The White Man's Hero:

"‘Do you know who I am?’ George Zimmerman threatens to kill driver in road rage incident: Florida cops"

An illustrated example of what a "country" looks like to whites

This fits perfectly with the rest of Zimmerman's profile - and that of his (and Darren Wilson's) supporters:

 "The most morally rotted and ethically suspect supporters of Darren Wilson have collectively donated at least 500,000 dollars to protect him from the consequences of killing Michael Brown.

As I wrote here, donating money to Darren Wilson (and other white vigilantes and extra-judicial killers of black people such as George Zimmerman) is the new lynching photography of the 21st century. Instead of buying postcards of hung, tortured, and burned alive black bodies, those who donate to Darren Wilson enjoy the vicarious pleasures of killing a black person by proxy. Michael Brown, and by extension other black American men, are born with a bounty on their heads.

Darren Wilson is the white gunslinger who brought the black “thug” to “justice”. This is cathartic violence for the White Right and its Fox News driven propaganda machine.

The supporters of Darren Wilson are enjoying the fun of a thrill kill; they are sharing ownership over the deed by donating money to their idol Darren Wilson."

Blacks who ask for donations get teased, whites who don't - and kill blacks - can get half a million white dollars overnight

Ol' Georgie Boy Zimmerman must be as in need of extra cash as I am, now,...

 

A Fake Conservative's Great "Race Hustle" Continues

Because it's so much easier out here than I'm letting on,...

A New CMC Song: The Great Migration To Babylon.com

Back in 2000, when the dotcom boom first started, the label Bomb Hip-Hop asked me to do a song about the effect of these new Silicon Valley millionaires on the San Francisco Bay Area, so I quickly delivered "Babylon.com," above.



Now, the second wave is upon us, but the conservative scourge has moved - from Silicon Valley right into the heart of San Francisco - evicting artists and the poor alike right into the streets, which are, today, filled with blacks carrying everything they own on their backs. "The Great Migration To Babylon.com" fills in the unspoken 400-year backstory of the original moneyed-attitudes - and the original income inequality - that made it possible for us to get to such a place, even in America's ultra LiberaLand - Here's a hint:

   

As we learned (or obviously didn't) from blacks being the food that fed slavery - once money starts flowing - America's NOT what it portrays itself to be:

And the proof is in the historical puddin'.

Enjoy - there's more tracks, of all kinds, on the way.

And - as always - donations are welcome,...

Rarely Has A Blog Been So RIght (4 So Long 4 So Little)

If this were true, most conservatives still wouldn't help me.

You know, I don't get you guys - it just occurred to me - as a blogger, I am fucking BRINGING IT, and nobody's hitting The Tip Jar. 

Establishing committed readerships can be trickier than you think for black conservatives.

Fine. Be that way. See if I care: 

First Planned Purchase - go to India and buy slaves.

 When reparations come, TMR ain't sharing with NOBODY,…

 

Reparations Talk = Donation Time (I've Earned My Keep)

Potty mouth.

TMR isn't a blog dedicated to the premise that you'll donate because you like it.

Even racists need friends.

TMR is a blog dedicated to the premise that you'll donate, specifically, because it cares about you.

I will not kiss your ass.

TMR is a blog dedicated to the premise that you'll donate because you want the truth, from somewhere, however it's phrased.

Stand.

TMR is a blog dedicated to the premise that you should donate because, if told - long ahead of time - race, racism, and reparations will be America's topic of the day, then you (no matter what walk of life you come from) should also be one of the folks who aren't surprised in the least race and reparations are now America's topic of the day.

Who told you otherwise?

If TMR told you Mitt Romney didn't stand a chance to win an election, then you should've donated for the heads-up because Mitt Romney never stood a chance to win an election.

Did you know Chairman Mao invented "ancient" acupuncture, like, in the 50s?

If TMR told you the supplements Mitt Romney sells are worthless, then - Damn it - you should've donated because you knew it would be exposed supplements are worthless.

Mormons abuse a lot of children, too.

If TMR told you Mitt Romney is a member of a racist cult, then you should've donated before the Romney cult's racism could be publicized.

Homeopathy, BTW, isn't "a new way to heal" either - it's a new way to kill.

If TMR told you there's no point in talking to NewAgers, then you should've donated because science found no point in talking to NewAgers.

If I'm walking down the street, I cross to avoid myself, and always lock my doors.

TMR has told you what's coming - better than the chronically-inaccurate Glenn  Reynolds, better than the media, and better than most - even without a dime.

Does "getting in on the ground floor" HAVE to mean "broke"?

It'll be even better with resources.

Nobody's joining the country club.

TMR is a blog many try to misconstrue, as "begging" for handouts, because each post has a closing banner that merely suggests a donation.

You can NOT eat this.

But TMR is a blog where you're mostly paying for continued access, to an accurate cultural viewpoint, no matter what's happening out there - in politics or spirituality - or to TMR.

My spirit guide says "Stop looking at me!"

And TMR thinks, over and over, the value of that ability has now been proven - the American public needs someplace to hook them up.

Speaking of people not doing their job,...

So, that said, this post is directed specifically at TMR's conservative readers. 

…And who SHOULDN'T be getting any money,...

Donate - today - because TMR will be worth much more to you in the future.

Because THEY didn't warn you,...

That is, if it's YOU who want to survive, politically. 

Things are changing.

Because, TMR is now saying, America's about to clean house.

And not like you think.

You just gotta trust me on this one:

The big talk will now come to an end.

Being in the wrong, going forward, is really going to cost you.

The lies are no longer relevant.

For the first time in history, conservatives can't go home again.

It's time for MLK's American Dream.

At least, not until others - like this blogger - can get one,...

The G.O.P.'s Black Charlie Crist (Ass Out In The Cold)

Real Talk

After reading an Atlantic piece, on the the exodus of Charlie Crist from the Republican Party, I can see - in many ways - I'm actually part of a trend, rather than just idiosyncratically outraged at it's revealed racism when stressed. The Tea Party broke what - at one time -  "looked" respectable (They should thank their lucky stars for George Bush's personal decency) but now the G.O.P.'s nowhere multicultural America should want to be. 

I, too, am going Democrat, leaving strict conservatives with their reconstituted John Birch Society.

Real Love

Needless to say, my interests have changed, focusing mainly - not on the interests of black folks (if I did that, not only would there be more gospel, but a lot more Jesus) - but on disrupting Lee Atwater's deeply troubling, white supremacist, in-group/out-group cultism over us "lazy" black criminals "playing the victim" while "we don't see race" and no - though no one asked - you can't make me feel guilty! If even one white person reads this blog and discovers anything that either puts a dent in that line of "reasoning" or, at the very least, adds to it in some substantive way that makes the black experience more real (Slavery & Jim Crow, etc. = a good chance for poverty and crime? Even today? Hmmm) then my efforts and travails will have been worth it. 

Because, like Charlie Crist apparently, I give a damn. Not in the "sunny" way he does, but in the way that says, "Crack, you better put on another layer of rhino hide - and fight, fight, fight through the despair - because Martin Luther King wouldn't give a damn if Rand Paul's out there, or Glenn Reynolds is telling you seaweed is going to get us to the moon, even those crazy sombitches won't be left behind."

Real Bad

Real race shit is uncomfortable. This blog is uncomfortable. I know that. Which is why, I think, the internet is perfect for displaying the art of our age and dealing with it. The privacy, just for starters. No one wants to be openly accused or associated with the doofus' above, but the current conservative line can't be detached from it. It's the Southern Strategy. No racism, no hatred: 

It. Must. Be. Defeated. Here. Now. Today. TMR.

Real Good (Joke)

Just as the tide finally seems to be turning on NewAge practices, I predict white conservatives - not just evil KKK types - will eventually understand how they Fred Phelps-ed themselves during the Trayvon Martin trial, and want to find a new language, and attitude, about the darkening of America. This is serious business.

Real Confused

I can acknowledge Paul Ryan might be "trying". But, after mentioning Charles Murray, he's obviously talking to the wrooong people. If he can walk into a room full of credible black folks, and come out with that same cocky look he shows the world now, well then - brave man - he's onto something. I don't know if he's got it in him. We'll see.

The Real Deal

Finally, I'm trying to hold up a brave face in a dire situation, too - one that can lead to a very bad outcome. I'm talking death or prison. Whether you "get" what I'm doing or not, I'm a human being and need some help. 

Some people hear the heart that beats behind these words and pictures, some don't. As an artist, what I've hoped is that you're moved.

I'm here every day. Knowing, as in all things, the rest is up to you.

 Feel me, one way, or the other,…

 

Donate Cash To Send The Crack Emcee Back To Africa

Nigeria has to beat this.

You know what? Forget my previous post about being in poverty - fuck poverty - I need money so I can leave:

  "Fancy Midwestern Restaurant Hosts Nazi-Themed Dinner Party" 

 These fucking people are out of their minds,…

 

If I Hear This Guy Wants His Donation Back I'll Scream

You can help keep me from joining him here,...

WARNING: It's NOT The "Dr. Cosby" You're Thinking Of

If I could transplant Dr. Cosby’s brain into Dr. Dre’s body, black America would be changed forever,...

I Got A Lott Out Of This (And So I'm Giving A Lott Back)

Alright, everybody line up! TMR's got a big job today, and American whites are busy spending black's inheritance, so the weight of this nation ain't going to carry itself!

Hey - stop that singing! Are you listening to me?

You there - third from the right - nice haircut! Now that's the kind of self-initiative I want to see around here! Join the TMR "hot yoga" class at the end of the day, you butt-kissing black son of a bitch!



The rest of you look around - that boy's got potential!

Settle down.

Alright, as you know, not many people, white or black, comment on TMR - afraid they'll get the racial blowtorch - so (since this ain't a blog obsessed with stats and shit) that can lead to thinking no one's reading, or agrees, or cares, until a donation rolls in. 

But I'm known for hanging around a while at the Althouse, which can sometimes bring some much-needed light in, instead (and gets my yah-yah's out). Because, at least, I know she and "kind Massa Meade" give a damn that blacks get some kind of exercise AND social interaction with our daily dose of overwhelming white oppression and mayhem. 

That's right - they're "organic" - so any niggas they know is "free range" and you know what that means:

You get to go waaaay out. 

Don't get any ideas.



Anywhoo, my participation on behalf of TMR brought this thoughtful missive from a Mr. David Lott, that I thought everyone should hear. 

Might make you work harder. 

It is, as the saying goes, "Pretty Fly For A White Guy". 

Still, pay attention! Don't get swept up in it! By the time he gets to the phrase, "Then came the 50's and 60's", your mind should already be blown wide-open, and I don't want the extra work of wiping up brains at the end of the day (I hate that shit,...) So, that said, without further ado, Ladies and Gentlemen, Massa David Lott - DAVID LOTT! Let's hear it for him before I chop your hands off, David Lott:

Whites in this country enslaved blacks, even before we were a country. They did it in great numbers in the south, and built an economy in which (so they thought) enslaved blacks were essential. Thus their tenacious fight to preserve slavery and their need to see blacks as inferior.

Northern whites eliminated legalized slavery before the Civil War, mostly because they did not need it. This made it easier to object morally, but everyone knew that the nation could not have been created without acquiescing in slavery. Even the slaveholding revolutionaries (Jefferson, Washington) knew that slavery was incompatible with the democratic ideal, but they went ahead anyway. Blacks were victims of what the American revolutionaries saw as a higher ideal. But victims neverthless and very few shed a tear for them.

Whatever Lincoln's ultimate motivations were, the average northern soldier did not fight to end slavery. There was a small cadre of aggressive abolitionists who for a time had considerable power, but it was not sustainable power. Nor were the abolitionists without bias. Certainly very few of them had a taste for using the government to help blacks. For them the 13th, 14th and 15th amendments were enough. Beyond that, the blacks were on their own, especially after the election of 1876. On their own was not likely to go well, and it did not.

Then began the long sorry era of discrimination, further oppression segregation. There was slow change, much stepping forward and back, but mostly sideways. The political marginalization of blacks, and the suppression of their vote, put the whole issue as much out of sight as the politicians could make it be. Democrats were the main oppressors (and that is the right word) and the Party of Lincoln lost interest in the struggle as a important issue for the nation.

The biggest progress came from people we have never heard of and never will, because they had no public role. It took a long time but as people moved around more and communications became more immediate and vivid, the injustices were more apparent. And there were leaders, white and black, in and out of government, who took stands and made changes. Small changes but changes. What had changed least was education. While some blacks rose above it, most people are not exceptional and the lousy education, discrimination and prejudice left millions ill prepared for the world they had been born into.

Then came the 50's and 60's which gave blacks more legal protection but also increased suspicion and fear. Blacks learned how to exploit each other, in media and entertainment, in race politics that made false promises and got limited results. The Democrats, the so called champions of the blacks, put black politicians in gerrymandered reservations and milked their votes without doing much that actually helped. Affirmative action became just another false promise administered by rent seekers. Welfare was intensively destructive and liberal educational policies were a dismal failure.

Then Obama confounded everyone by creating a cross racial alliance and getting himself elected President. This was a personal achievement, not an institutional one. Unfortunately he has governed badly and has done little in the area where he should have helped most, education. There is doubtless a racist undertone to some of the criticism and certainly some of the tone. It does not help that Obama is so aloof and distant, so the valid complaints about the man and his misgovernment get mixed in with the racial crap. And then of course there is the hiding behind complaints of racism, which this stupid reaction to the photo illustrates, and which Obama can not control even if he wanted to. (Who knows what he thinks about it? His course of staying above it is the only one he can possibly choose.)

What I do not understand is why, after this sorry history of disappointment with and by whites over two centuries, blacks continue to trust in government or other supposedly benevolent white dominated institutions as their path to betterment. Why trust a government that has been miseducating your kids for generations? Why seek more benefits when the so called benefits have negatively impacted your families? Why trust in affirmative action when you do not trust the people who administer it? Why wait for police or social scientists to solve the issues of crime, drugs and violence? Why keep voting for the full bore pro choice people when "choice" has aborted 15-20 million black babies over the last 40 years? Why elevate Dr. King to a Godly status when you know that the victories you had came as much or more from the courage of the nameless nobodies than from leaders? Why follow current leaders who do not know or care where they are taking you?

I think blacks have to figure out where the road really runs. It runs through every family, every coach, every minister, every block, every neighborhood, every church, every parent, every teacher. This has always been a bootstrap country. A pull yourself up country. For a long time, for most blacks, pulling on the bootstrap only resulted in blistered hands and a sore back. Now (I think, I hope) it is different. But the whites are not going to lead the blacks out. Some will help, some will not oppose, some will exploit, many will be utterly indifferent. But I don't think they will (or can) stop you anymore if you just pull. A massive, across the board, accept no bullshit pull.

Not easy. Not fair. But necessary.

--David Lott

Good God, that was great - that was great! For a white devil, he really rocked that shit, TMR-style! Boy, oh, boy!

Just what a slave needs before a breakfast full of feces! 

(Yes, feces, again!)

Nice, and fresh, and steamy hot - but don't worry about it:

I told you - it's organic,...