Jello: We Wonder How He Felt Whenever He Discovered The Shooter Was From His Side?

Don't get us wrong - we love Jello:

He signed our first group, and The Dead Kennedys were an amazing punk band, and we still cherish a post card from him, saying how much he liked our "rock" group, Little White Radio.

But - BUT! - here he's being a butt, falling on the wrong side of every issue, and we bet - serious business and we'd be willing to put up serious money to back it up - we bet, after he discovered Jared Lee Loughner was a Left-wing, NewAge Bush hater, he didn't even make another video admitting he was wrong about anything. No, instead of showing some integrity, he was happy to let his misinformation ride, and his now ultra-stupid minions are running around spitting this shit at each other like it's gospel, and that's just wrong.

Oh well, we love him anyway.

It's just too bad he's such a fucking dishonest ass about everything.

News You Can Use (Starting With The Jews)

This is NOT NewAge shit here - it's a renegade Jew:

"Humanity lived in darkness—until He came. In the beginning only a few rallied to his cause. It was too enigmatic to arouse much popular support, and political opposition forced its champions underground. But a coterie of apostles resolved to spread a simplified version of his good news against stiff-necked enemies who often made martyrs of them. Then something remarkable happened. Thanks to a collection of gospels about his morality, the zealous devotion of followers and, of course, the obvious truth of his good news, his call for emancipation spread far beyond his native land and eventually set the world on fire.

This is how Jonathan Israel describes the message, and preaches the story, of a renegade Jew—the philosopher Benedict Spinoza. The creed Spinoza defended was the Enlightenment, with its devotion to reason, not faith, and its vision of secular liberation leading to the establishment of a society based on the collective good rather than the authority of kings and the tradition of priests. Yes, it's true that several centuries on, the Enlightenment has not yet succeeded in either breaking the shackles of outworn creeds or lifting the yoke of scandalous oppression across the globe. But this is no reason to surrender. More preaching of the gospel of Enlightenment is all that's required."

Alright, since everybody wants to do stupid shit, no matter what I say, I done got the message that y'all also must not want me to be the last holdout, so fuck it - let's get racial:

I do not play well with others.

White people pretend they your friend, or else they pretending the shit don't matter, which - if either one of those was true - they wouldn't be pretending. Then you got those fools for whom the shit really don't matter, but they going to go out they way to show you it don't - they think they mastered some kind of skill - so they hit you with some Master of the Universe shit, just expecting you to follow them around like a slave. It's bullshit.

Take it from me:

There's way more to this shit than just trying to make friends. White people are a god damn obstacle course.

Richard Pryor said white girls suck your dick real fast.

Brothers was listening.

Speaking of listening:

Tea Partiers, "Man's Best Friend" is Ice Cube's Second Amendment anthem from 1991; all the PC types attacked Death Certificate - a deeply conservative concept album (as all of Ice Cube's early solo albums were) DC was the last of the great ones - and it was declared a racist travesty that overshot the bounds of decency. Real Heads call it a Masterpiece, both for the carefully constructed, sample-based music and Ice Cube's attention to detail lyrically.

My God Mother was Ice Cube's art teacher, and she just told me she still has 40 original Michael Jackson albums from the '70's, that she's holding for me, all still in the plastic. Pretty cool, huh? This is cool, too - "Man's Best Friend" - Ladies and Gentlemen, Ice Cube:

Here's another topic I'm addressin
so learn a quick lesson, about your Smith and Wesson
Sit your ass back and comprehend
as I let you know about man's best friend
Now remember: it used to be a dog like Lassie
but now in ninety-one it's a gun if you asked me
Just like a jimmy hat's used for protection
I use my nine when suckers start to flexin
Cause if you run up and try to play mine
I'd rather have a AK than a fuckin canine
Cause if you shot your gun, and my dog tried to fetch her
me and the dog's goin out on a stretcher
And I ain't with that, so I gotta get that
big black gat, aim and I hit that
Forget about a dog fool, he'll shit in the den
Nowadays.. a gat is man's best friend

Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack
Just in case the little punks try to jack
I can't put a motherfuckin pitbull
under a coat, in the small of my back
So I gotta take my beretta, and I betcha
it'll probably work, a 100 percent better
Cause it'll keep me out of danger
with sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber
So this goes to all y'all intruders
Beware of the owner, cause the owner is a shooter
I don't just wanna give your ass rabies
I'd rather have your ass pushing up daisies
And I can't do that with Benji,
Rin Tin Tin, or Spuds McKenzie
Forget about a dog fool, he'll shit in the den
Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend

Just don't let me see you shoot no dogs!

Yes, being white is something you can learn, but it's better to be normal.

All white people should go to Stuff White People Like, find any part that pertains to them, and then stop that shit:

I know there's a human being in there somewhere.

White people trying to show they ain't racist is annoying.

O.K., this ain't racial, but FYI:

The Discovery Channel's Stupidity, Bill Maher's Religulous, and The Onion Movie are all available through Google Video.

You're welcome.

My band, Little White Radio, wasn't named Little White Radio because all but one of the members was black. It was named Little White Radio because that's what I glanced at when I was trying to come up with a name for the band.

Stupid niggers.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
On Topic: In the News - Race in America
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

Yea, I said it. Pass it on.

The Mainstream Media's Gone Mad

"Longtime Metro Detroit radio reporter Karen Dinkins has been fired after wearing a pro-Barack Obama T-shirt while covering a rally for the presidential candidate Sunday at the Detroit Public Library."

-- George Hunter, providing even more proof of how many journalists have lost their objectivity - and/or their collective mind - and are now losing their jobs, while reported for The Detroit News.

Commanding The Airwaves

Alright: the most basic of MySpace pages is done - so now TMR's campaign to right the world's wrongs will soon begin "broadcasting live" through my very own "Rock" band, Little White Radio:

Stay tuned,....and there's even more tracks here (electronic stuff)

Long Time Gone

Wow: it feels like I haven't posted in, like, forever. (When you write as often as I do, even a *slight* return to real life - i.e. "offline" - can seem like a betrayal.)

I put up a few more music tracks, on the post with some of my album covers, so if you're interested in what I do - beyond talkin' shit - then go get 'em. They're all favorites, from my pre-conservative days, back when I thought working on shit like this postcard, above, was deep (the Ralph Steadman-like "crack" was my contribution to that particular revolution). You live, you learn.

Sometimes people hear my older stuff and find it hard to believe I'm the same guy but, yea, it's still me: I've just gotten from underneath everybody else's thing, and can, finally, speak my mind without worrying about the leftward tilt that's always been expected of me as a performer. (I'm partially-pictured with Kevin Carnes' U.A.F., above, in the top left.) Plus, I've always been "harder" than the people I've played with - and I've never liked Clinton, or cultish behavior, so none of this is really new.

Hell, in some ways you could say I went so far left politically, and as an artist, that I merely came full circle. It works for me anyway. All parts of the whole.

Writing and playing my own stuff probably has a lot to do with it: I can remember working with Consolidated on their "Play More Music" album and just feeling that, no matter how much I love those guys and/or how talented they are, their politics and mine just weren't the same.

And though my first Little White Radio (above) was filled with my hand-picked guys, they were playing with other bands too, so it wasn't really my thing yet. But - check it out - I did have my "electric shaman" feeling by then! And - hey - check it again: the guy sitting down in the picture, playing bass, is Ubi Whitaker: Bob Dylan's god son! Not only that but - for anyone who discovered Storm Large on that American Idol-like TV show, Rockstar: Supernova - check out who the Storm was blowing people out with back-in-the-day (that's her on the right):

Sigh. Oh well: I'm ramblin' and reminiscin', I guess. I just wanted to get something down before I returned to my usual reading. I'll probably be up late tonight, catching up on all the latest haps.

People have been trippin' since they reported we've been in Iraq for 5 years, and now they're all worried we're headed to Iran. Those people worry about everything. I swear, civilians have got to learn to get a grip:

I'm fine, and I've been dealing with this Middle East shit for 30 years,....

Get It Right When I Write

So I see a headline saying Scott Weiland's leaving Velvet Revolver, and I'm wondering who Scott Weiland is - and what has the awful name of Velvet Revolver? - when I see the name Stone Temple Pilots and I go, "Oh, yea, they sucked." It seems Duff McKagan, of Guns and Roses, is in Velvet Revolver. I was on a record with him a really long time ago (above) but what really tickled my fancy was this quote from the scribe, Margaret Wappler:

"All I’ve got to say is that no one in this fine mess has written a song as cool as 'Mr. Brownstone.' Well, at least not since Slash actually wrote 'Mr. Brownstone.'"

It's like she was reading my mind,...

Here's a few other releases I was on, in no particular order, and just the ones I could find quickly - not all of these were mine, and some were very-limited releases:

"America Fears The Drum"

"Rock Star"
Free download: Temporary Jigsaw (Written by "Uncle Ray" Wilcox and The Crack Emcee. Performed, produced, engineered, and recorded by The Crack Emcee)


"Sex Bomb"

"Suck"

"Tasty Licks"

"The Big Lowensky: Crackhouse Hits From The Clinton Era"
Free download: Democracy Sucks! (Written by The Crack Emcee. Performed by The Crack Emcee's Little White Radio. Produced, engineered, and recorded by The Crack Emcee.)

"The Crack Emcee (Best Of Collection)"
Free download: Pow! (Written by Broun Fellinis and The Crack Emcee. Performed and produced by Broun Fellinis and The Crack Emcee.)

"'Till The Bars Break"

Neighborhood Freak

Here's one of my demos for y'all to hear: Neighborhood Freak

It'll only be up for a week, so get it now - I'll be performing a version of it with the new line-up of my band, Little White Radio, soon.