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The Left's Problem Is Not Trusting Rationality To Do What A Lie Can Accomplish

SHE 'INFLUENCED' HERSELF TO DEATH:

  Influencer, 33, dies in Brazil after BBL surgery

DEMANDING TO SEE THE 'D' IS DEMOCRATIC:

  How Jill Biden's top adviser now 'controls everything' despite claims of sexual harassment, bullying and fixation with 'size of male staffers' endowments'

THEY BLAME THEIR DIGITAL OVERLORDS:

  Journalists: Don't Blame Us, We Were Just Following Orders

THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO BE ALIVE:

  Candace Owens: "I'm not a Round Earther… science is a pagan faith"

BUT I'M THE CRAZY ONE:

  The Kardashians believe in UFOS! Most of the family gets into a heated ski trip discussion about aliens after a bizarre Miami 'shadow aliens' incident

DON'T TELL THE SWIFTIES:

  Fandom Officially Declared Cult

I WORKED A SHOW WITH HER ONCE AND SHE WASN'T CRAZY:

  Controversial rapper launches clothing line that ‘protects from 5G dust’

A ONE-EYED MAN WITH A ONE-EYED SNAKE DOESN'T SOUND CONTROVERSIAL TO ME: 

Director speaks out after erect penis shown in graphic House of the Dragon scene left viewers speechless

TRUMP'S NOT A RACIST BUT THIS IS FASCISM:

  Rapper Waka Flocka Flame kicks Biden supporters out of concert: 'We're gonna party right now for T24'

WHAT WHINE PAIRS WELL WITH A WORD SALAD?

  VP Harris top choice to replace Biden in election race if he steps aside, sources say

THIS IS ALL THEIR OWN FAULT:

  There’s nothing new about the Democratic disinformation machine

LIKE NOBODY WAS GONNA NOTICE:

  Late Night Guests Are Liberal 94% Of The Time, According To Study

JESUS MUST BE JEALOUS:

  Italian teenager dubbed ‘God’s influencer’ to be canonized as first millennial Catholic saint

ROSEMARY'S BABY - INVERTED:

  Pregnant Woman Faces Family Pressure To Give Up Her Baby To Her Infertile ‘Godly’ Cousin

THEY DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER:

  Glamorous female school workers who were each other's bridesmaids are arrested for having sex with male students

HE'S THE EARL OF SANDWICH:

  White Chick-fil-A worker appears to block black mother from entering their gated Georgia complex in heated confrontation

CAN'T BUY ME LOVE:

  Prince Harry, Meghan Markle ‘trying to buy the public’s respect’ with awards

AN INSIDER LOST CONTROL OF HIS INSIDES WHILE BURROWING DEEP INSIDE:

  Mystery celebrity who fled Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home after suffering 'catastrophic' diarrhea is REVEALED - as insiders claim bowel issues were NOT caused by Ozempic

YOU CAN DRINK IT: 

As temperatures rise, so do myths about sunscreen

THEY CALL IT THE L. RON HUBBARD HOUSE:

  Miami Real Estate Mogul, Scientologist Lists $42M Mansion on Cryptocurrency Platform

I DOUBT THE KIDS JOINED ANYTHING:

  Missing mom and her two young kids feared to be ‘coerced’ into religious cult

GETTING RAPED BY ANYONE NAMED 'BABA' HAS TO BE HUMILIATING:

  Who Is Baba Rajinder Kalia? Indian-Origin Cult Leader Fined By UK Court For Sexual Abuse, Financial Exploitation

LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT IS OVER:

  How to get someone out of a cult – and what happens afterwards

'SPRAYOLOGY' IS A VERY CONVINCING NAME:

  Critics Claim Sprayology Homeopathic Remedies are Ineffective

SHOOTING BIG OL' HOLES IN THE HOLY LAND:

  Israel announces largest West Bank land appropriation since Oslo Accords

ALWAYS A COMFORT:

  SF's controversial 'hill bomb' is back. Police don't seem to know what to do.

WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT EXPERTS?

  Fujitsu "expert" helped Post Office falsely convict countless postmasters in IT scandal

HOLD UP - WAIT A MINUTE:

  Cult mom and convicted child killer Lori Vallow’s trial suddenly delayed one month before start 

   

 'LIVE EACH DAY AS IF IT'S YOUR LAST' IS BAD ADVICE:

  Doctors told me I only had six months to live - three years later I'm still alive but my life is RUINED

GOD IS GOOD:

  Pastor dies in vacation house fire along with his two daughters and three granddaughters after running into inferno to save his family

THE PETTIEST GRIFT IN HISTORY:

  Mom sparks fury by charging another parent for their kids play date 'expenses' including chalk and 'wear and tear on couch'

THIS IS THE END:

  Gen Z Losing Faith In American Dream: July 4th Poll

If You Didn't First Hear The Word 'Cultism' In School Then Your School Failed You

'HEALERS'/'HELPING'/HOAX:

  Homeopathy for hemorrhoids? (Or is perhaps homeopathy a pain in the backside?) 

     

GETTING A REAL EDUCATION:

  University students report approaches from cult group: Campus workers

I PLAYED A SHOW WITH M.I.A. ONCE:

  M.I.A. PROMOTES TIN-FOIL ACCESSORIES ON ALEX JONES' SHOW TO PROTECT PEOPLE FROM 'EVIL DUST'

RACISM IS SO OVER:

  White West Virginia couple forced their adopted black children to work as slaves and live in barn

THIS GUY'S ONTO SOMETHING:

  Revealed: 'RHONY' Star's Doctor Dad Sent Text Messages to Mentally Ill Scientologist Warning 'Drugs Could Numb' Her — and Claimed Church's Dead Leader L. Ron Hubbard Was Supporting Her From Beyond The Grave

CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY:

  The 'dilapidated' Manchester building that could become a Church of Scientology hub

WELLNESS:

  Shock coroner's report reveals death of boy, 12, at Trails Carolina 'wellness' camp was 'homicide' after he was sealed into sleeping bag-like 'burrito'

GOOD OL' GWYNETH/OPRAH/CRISTINA TO THE RESCUE:

  Chicago woman, 41, 'mysteriously vanishes' from plush Bahamas yoga retreat called 'otherworldly' by Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop - amid travel advisory to increasingly troubled island

NOW PUT BOLTS IN HER NECK:

  Model who spent £130k on ‘Frankenstein’ surgery to be 5.5ins TALLER shows off results of final agonising bone-stretch op

PARTY TIME:

  Judge arrested at Atlanta nightclub removed from office for 'judicial misconduct'

THAT IS ONE CRAZY TOWN:

  Shifty Shellshock's wild life: How Crazy Town singer battled crippling addiction, a turbulent love life and multiple arrests - as he becomes THIRD member of band to die young

UNDERCOVER:

  Song Seung Heon Poses As Devotee To Take Down Cult In “The Player 2: Master Of Swindlers”

A CONTROLLING COUPLE CHECKING OUT THE OTHERS:

  OnlyFans couple celebrate wedding with bridesmaids and groomsmen naked: 'It's our way of life'

'THE SECRET' IS SCIENCE:

  Oprah Winfrey named Mass. Conference for Women's 2024 keynote speaker

THANKS, MOM:

  Sherri Papini made her kids ‘breathe in’ rubbing alcohol to make them sick, ex-husband says

TELLING THEM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL:

  74-year-old HOA board member accused of pooping on homeowner’s wall in ongoing dispute

FROM PS2 TO PTSD:

  Enraged gamer flew from New Jersey to Florida to attack rival with hammer after online argument

MEETING THE TOWN'S FIRST PRUDES:

  He wanted to throw an Idaho town’s first Pride. Angry residents had other ideas.

JOIN US - OR ELSE:

  LGBTQ+ groups left FURIOUS as Texas Rangers still refuse to join the rest of MLB in hosting Pride Night: 'It's an embarrassment'

WHAT WOULD YOU THINK AFTER READING HIS?

  What would Jesus think if he read your social-media posts, church review asks

THEY'RE 'HIDING':

  Mysterious 'ring-shaped UFO' seen hiding in the clouds above Venezuela in broad daylight that looks eerily similar to Jordan Peele horror movie monster

KEEP IT ONLINE, BUDDY:

  FDA warns company selling human poop by mail