I Think I Got It

If The Theory That People Never Die Leaves You Terrified, You're Gullible, Too

Once you can grasp how vast, cold, and uncaring 'the universe' is, and the fact that living things consume one another, you have to be narcissistic-to-the-extreme - and a little stupid - to think your life will continue after death, or there's a God who cares, specifically, about YOU. 

 That poisoning narcissism's survival is why so many things in modern society don't work now.

If You Didn't First Hear The Word 'Cultism' In School Then Your School Failed You

'HEALERS'/'HELPING'/HOAX:

  Homeopathy for hemorrhoids? (Or is perhaps homeopathy a pain in the backside?) 

     

GETTING A REAL EDUCATION:

  University students report approaches from cult group: Campus workers

I PLAYED A SHOW WITH M.I.A. ONCE:

  M.I.A. PROMOTES TIN-FOIL ACCESSORIES ON ALEX JONES' SHOW TO PROTECT PEOPLE FROM 'EVIL DUST'

RACISM IS SO OVER:

  White West Virginia couple forced their adopted black children to work as slaves and live in barn

THIS GUY'S ONTO SOMETHING:

  Revealed: 'RHONY' Star's Doctor Dad Sent Text Messages to Mentally Ill Scientologist Warning 'Drugs Could Numb' Her — and Claimed Church's Dead Leader L. Ron Hubbard Was Supporting Her From Beyond The Grave

CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY:

  The 'dilapidated' Manchester building that could become a Church of Scientology hub

WELLNESS:

  Shock coroner's report reveals death of boy, 12, at Trails Carolina 'wellness' camp was 'homicide' after he was sealed into sleeping bag-like 'burrito'

GOOD OL' GWYNETH/OPRAH/CRISTINA TO THE RESCUE:

  Chicago woman, 41, 'mysteriously vanishes' from plush Bahamas yoga retreat called 'otherworldly' by Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop - amid travel advisory to increasingly troubled island

NOW PUT BOLTS IN HER NECK:

  Model who spent £130k on ‘Frankenstein’ surgery to be 5.5ins TALLER shows off results of final agonising bone-stretch op

PARTY TIME:

  Judge arrested at Atlanta nightclub removed from office for 'judicial misconduct'

THAT IS ONE CRAZY TOWN:

  Shifty Shellshock's wild life: How Crazy Town singer battled crippling addiction, a turbulent love life and multiple arrests - as he becomes THIRD member of band to die young

UNDERCOVER:

  Song Seung Heon Poses As Devotee To Take Down Cult In “The Player 2: Master Of Swindlers”

A CONTROLLING COUPLE CHECKING OUT THE OTHERS:

  OnlyFans couple celebrate wedding with bridesmaids and groomsmen naked: 'It's our way of life'

'THE SECRET' IS SCIENCE:

  Oprah Winfrey named Mass. Conference for Women's 2024 keynote speaker

THANKS, MOM:

  Sherri Papini made her kids ‘breathe in’ rubbing alcohol to make them sick, ex-husband says

TELLING THEM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL:

  74-year-old HOA board member accused of pooping on homeowner’s wall in ongoing dispute

FROM PS2 TO PTSD:

  Enraged gamer flew from New Jersey to Florida to attack rival with hammer after online argument

MEETING THE TOWN'S FIRST PRUDES:

  He wanted to throw an Idaho town’s first Pride. Angry residents had other ideas.

JOIN US - OR ELSE:

  LGBTQ+ groups left FURIOUS as Texas Rangers still refuse to join the rest of MLB in hosting Pride Night: 'It's an embarrassment'

WHAT WOULD YOU THINK AFTER READING HIS?

  What would Jesus think if he read your social-media posts, church review asks

THEY'RE 'HIDING':

  Mysterious 'ring-shaped UFO' seen hiding in the clouds above Venezuela in broad daylight that looks eerily similar to Jordan Peele horror movie monster

KEEP IT ONLINE, BUDDY:

  FDA warns company selling human poop by mail

A Long Time Ago The World Crossed A Line (Society Should Not Have Crossed)

 

 "Her parents were both homeopathic chiropractors, so honesty and integrity were very important in their household."

2022: NYC rocks: Mayor Eric Adams says crystals give city ‘special energy’ 

 2024: They’re greedy and they’re crooky, the FBI thinks they’re ooky… Democrats warn Eric Adams’ shady inner circle is threat to re-election

RFK Jr: How anti-vaccine misinformation has shaped his 'truth-teller' candidacy

MERGING PSEUDOSCIENCE AND POLITICS

California's Miracle Hot Springs closes indefinitely after second death

Dr. Hammam Alloh (1987 – November 12, 2023)

 

 "We are not animals."

 

NewAge Women (Take One For The Team)

[Elisabeth Targ] had one friend with whom she let her guard down, let herself be a normal dying person. When her friend walked into the room, they would both burst into tears. 

 "What are we going to do!?" they cried. 

 "I'm craving chocolate," Targ once confessed to her friend. "Sneak me some?" 

 "Why? Jesus, if you've only got four weeks, don't make it torture. Enjoy what you can." 

 "I don't want them to know." She was supposed to be macrobiotic.

Of the many tragedies associated with Love Has Won, there’s one that stands out: [Amy Carlson] knew she was dying and tried to get help. Before her final illness, she instructed followers never to take her to a hospital, and refused outside help. Toward the end, she reached out to family members. She even occasionally asked her followers for assistance, but the engine she ignited couldn’t be shut down. “There’s been moments when Mom has asked us to take her to a 3D hospital, and we were like, ‘Nope!’”

 

This Is Hell

 

"Use of alternative medicine hastens death of cancer patients," like it did for Patrick Swayze, Suzanne Somers, Steve Jobs, Olivia Newton-John, Farrah Fawcett, Steve McQueen, Bob Marley, Val Kilmer, and many, many others with more money - and name recognition - than brains. Society celebrates dying in this stupid manner, so there's that to consider. "Diabetics who use so-called alternative medicine (SCAM) have a lower quality of life" probably because they're too fucked-up to become as well-known: more selfies, People, more selfies. You're a rebel.

It's hilarious how, when TMR began, everyone said - no, insisted - cults did NOT exist. But now, what's the Number One insult they can lob at someone? How about 'Britney Spears compares dad Jamie to a ‘cult leader’ during her 13-year conservatorship' or 'Hillary Clinton says MAGA "cult members" need "deprogramming"'? You will notice these are women accusing men, so it sticks. When TMR began, it was a man accusing a woman. That's why no one believed it. Sexism is alive and well in the NewAge. Women engage in character assassination, so Britney doesn't care that her Father loves her, and Hillary doesn't care that cult leaders aren't elected. Angry women calling someone they don't like a cultist is as easy, today, as most women call someone they care for "the love of my life" or their "soulmate." It's the sign of a weak and unimaginative NewAge mind. I.E. They ARE the cult.

'Joe Rogan expresses nostalgia for Trump era, says country was 'without a doubt' better than under Biden' because what else can an honest person say? Good call, Democrats: You've worked as hard as anyone in the history of the world has worked, to put a nation's savior in prison, and a total fuck-up in power. 

    

 You did that. Feel the burn.

 

Water Ain't Everything (Flooding New York)

Trail of child brides, sexual abuse, drug trafficking leads to Philippine cult’s ‘baby Jesus’

Democrats Criticize Republicans For Impeaching Biden When He's Dead In A Few Weeks Anyway

MORE ON THE NEW PAT BOONE: Let’s start another war to stop Antony Blinken singing

Ashton Kutcher Is Trying To Get 'His Reputation Out of the Dirt' After Danny Masterson Support

YOU'RE THE FOOL: Pagan lunar worship has reached a new generation thanks to TikTok

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "The Apache were seldom found hunting buffalo through Berlin"

 

Eyes Wide Shut: Accepting The NewAge's Dark Side (In A Lighthearted Manner)

Anger grows over Ukraine's largest Orthodox church, still aligned with Moscow

Teacher charged with raping student, 12, rearrested for telling victim he’ll ‘regret this’

How I Stumbled Into Six Marriages — And The Shame Of Six Divorces

People Experience ‘New Dimensions of Reality' When Dying

The Canadian Culture of Death Brooks No Dissent

Ms Jacky Oh! died of complications from Brazilian butt lift 

   

 Russian murderer who put lover’s body through meat grinder pardoned for fighting in Ukraine

How Dylan Mulvaney's Career Has Soared Six Months Since Bud Light Boycott

Conference cancels panel on biological sex in human skeletons over transphobia

‘No one is safe’: France vows action as bedbugs sweep Paris

Algeria expands English classes as France’s influence wanes throughout Africa

I lost my career, my wife, friends and reputation when I was engulfed by trans rights madness'

I Testified at the Biden Impeachment Inquiry Hearing, But Found Myself on Trial

A Revelation About Trees Is Messing With Climate Calculations 

   

 And even after all these years, with all that time to write and rehearse, U2 is still garbage