I Was A Punk Before You Were A Punk (And I Was One Of The Smart Ones, Too)

The Democrat Party - pretending they didn't know where their actions were taking us - cracks me up. 

   

Living in a law-abiding nation - when our lawmakers don't know the law - should tell them we're now deep in their NewAge. 

If reading about the spread of disease (in part because idiots are going to outdoor concerts) doesn't.

   

Living in the NewAge is why Ezra Klein can talk to Jake Tapper, about "How Groupthink Protected Biden and Re-elected Trump," like Tapper wasn't part of it. They're so confused.

   

 I've already written lengthy pieces about all of this - countless times - and I was going to write one about it again, but then, someone beat me to it AND summed it all up, too nicely:

"Absolutely nothing about Gwyneth Paltrow is punk rock"

The Left's Problem Is Not Trusting Rationality To Do What A Lie Can Accomplish

SHE 'INFLUENCED' HERSELF TO DEATH:

  Influencer, 33, dies in Brazil after BBL surgery

DEMANDING TO SEE THE 'D' IS DEMOCRATIC:

  How Jill Biden's top adviser now 'controls everything' despite claims of sexual harassment, bullying and fixation with 'size of male staffers' endowments'

THEY BLAME THEIR DIGITAL OVERLORDS:

  Journalists: Don't Blame Us, We Were Just Following Orders

THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO BE ALIVE:

  Candace Owens: "I'm not a Round Earther… science is a pagan faith"

BUT I'M THE CRAZY ONE:

  The Kardashians believe in UFOS! Most of the family gets into a heated ski trip discussion about aliens after a bizarre Miami 'shadow aliens' incident

DON'T TELL THE SWIFTIES:

  Fandom Officially Declared Cult

I WORKED A SHOW WITH HER ONCE AND SHE WASN'T CRAZY:

  Controversial rapper launches clothing line that ‘protects from 5G dust’

A ONE-EYED MAN WITH A ONE-EYED SNAKE DOESN'T SOUND CONTROVERSIAL TO ME: 

Director speaks out after erect penis shown in graphic House of the Dragon scene left viewers speechless

TRUMP'S NOT A RACIST BUT THIS IS FASCISM:

  Rapper Waka Flocka Flame kicks Biden supporters out of concert: 'We're gonna party right now for T24'

WHAT WHINE PAIRS WELL WITH A WORD SALAD?

  VP Harris top choice to replace Biden in election race if he steps aside, sources say

THIS IS ALL THEIR OWN FAULT:

  There’s nothing new about the Democratic disinformation machine

LIKE NOBODY WAS GONNA NOTICE:

  Late Night Guests Are Liberal 94% Of The Time, According To Study

JESUS MUST BE JEALOUS:

  Italian teenager dubbed ‘God’s influencer’ to be canonized as first millennial Catholic saint

ROSEMARY'S BABY - INVERTED:

  Pregnant Woman Faces Family Pressure To Give Up Her Baby To Her Infertile ‘Godly’ Cousin

THEY DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER:

  Glamorous female school workers who were each other's bridesmaids are arrested for having sex with male students

HE'S THE EARL OF SANDWICH:

  White Chick-fil-A worker appears to block black mother from entering their gated Georgia complex in heated confrontation

CAN'T BUY ME LOVE:

  Prince Harry, Meghan Markle ‘trying to buy the public’s respect’ with awards

AN INSIDER LOST CONTROL OF HIS INSIDES WHILE BURROWING DEEP INSIDE:

  Mystery celebrity who fled Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home after suffering 'catastrophic' diarrhea is REVEALED - as insiders claim bowel issues were NOT caused by Ozempic

YOU CAN DRINK IT: 

As temperatures rise, so do myths about sunscreen

THEY CALL IT THE L. RON HUBBARD HOUSE:

  Miami Real Estate Mogul, Scientologist Lists $42M Mansion on Cryptocurrency Platform

I DOUBT THE KIDS JOINED ANYTHING:

  Missing mom and her two young kids feared to be ‘coerced’ into religious cult

GETTING RAPED BY ANYONE NAMED 'BABA' HAS TO BE HUMILIATING:

  Who Is Baba Rajinder Kalia? Indian-Origin Cult Leader Fined By UK Court For Sexual Abuse, Financial Exploitation

LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT IS OVER:

  How to get someone out of a cult – and what happens afterwards

'SPRAYOLOGY' IS A VERY CONVINCING NAME:

  Critics Claim Sprayology Homeopathic Remedies are Ineffective

SHOOTING BIG OL' HOLES IN THE HOLY LAND:

  Israel announces largest West Bank land appropriation since Oslo Accords

ALWAYS A COMFORT:

  SF's controversial 'hill bomb' is back. Police don't seem to know what to do.

WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT EXPERTS?

  Fujitsu "expert" helped Post Office falsely convict countless postmasters in IT scandal

HOLD UP - WAIT A MINUTE:

  Cult mom and convicted child killer Lori Vallow’s trial suddenly delayed one month before start 

   

 'LIVE EACH DAY AS IF IT'S YOUR LAST' IS BAD ADVICE:

  Doctors told me I only had six months to live - three years later I'm still alive but my life is RUINED

GOD IS GOOD:

  Pastor dies in vacation house fire along with his two daughters and three granddaughters after running into inferno to save his family

THE PETTIEST GRIFT IN HISTORY:

  Mom sparks fury by charging another parent for their kids play date 'expenses' including chalk and 'wear and tear on couch'

THIS IS THE END:

  Gen Z Losing Faith In American Dream: July 4th Poll

There's No Media, Journalism, Or Reporters, If There's No Skepticism Among Us

WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW:

  Six Books About the Art of Deception

SAME OL' STORY:

  Study finds homoeopathy causes severe liver injury, doctors condemn public funding

SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT:

  What is ‘hypergamy’ — the dating trend sweeping 40% of Americans?

HYPERGAMY - AT WORK:

  Jackie Kennedy’s husband Aristotle Onassis was a closeted, violent bisexual, new book claims

REMEMBER - THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE MORAL PARTY:

  'I know who killed Marilyn. The Kennedys were lady-killers': The unearthed, dynasty-shattering claim about JFK and his brother Bobby... the FBI's role in her death... and all the signs it WASN'T a suicide, exposed at last by MAUREEN CALLAHAN

EWWWWWWW:

  Inside Jackie Kennedy's years-long affair with JFK's married brother Bobby

JACKIE COULD'VE USED THIS:

  Electrical brain stimulation can ease heartbreak, study finds

THEIR TIME - YOUR TIME - TIME:

  ‘Dancing for the Devil’: A Cult Docuseries That Takes Its Time

GOOP IS BAD:

  Think Goop is bad? It's only the tip of Netflix's pseudoscience iceberg

DON'T TELL GWYNETH PALTROW:

  Pseudoscience exacerbates the burden of disease

GUESS WHO'S CALLING ABOUT YOUR CANCER? NO, REALLY, GUESS:

  Gwyneth Paltrow sends surprise message of support to Kate Middleton following royal's triumphant Trooping the Colour appearance - after going on a double date with Meghan Markle and Prince Harry

THE NEW MILLENNIUM HAS TURNED OUT NOTHING AS PROMISED:

  The age of pseudoscience

BEG, LIKE THE SCIENCE-BASED DOG THAT YOU ARE:

  A new review and meta-analysis suggests Reiki “demonstrated effectiveness” – but I beg to differ

JUST WHAT YOU WANTED:

  Whole Foods' handprint scanning turns grocery shopping into a dystopian reality.

AND AWAY WE GO:

  It was supposed to be a California utopia. It turned into a ghost town.

GOOD IDEA:

  Ogun establishes special court to try cult-related cases

TRUMP SHOULD DO THIS:

  Obaseki declares war on cultism, raises task force

BITE THE BIG APPLE - DON'T MIND THE MAGGOTS:

  'Jihadist' with terrifying trunk of weapons arrested near LaGuardia Airport in NYC

NYC IS STILL RUNNING ON CRYSTAL ENERGY:

  Sean 'Diddy' Combs returns honorary Key to the City at request of NYC Mayor Eric Adams

YOU'RE REPEATING YOURSELF:

  Cultism, drug abuse major security threats

CREEPIEST 'SOULMATE' EVAH:

  I just found out the man I'm about to marry is my brother - and we have three kids together: 'He's the love of my life' 

   

 JESUS WEPT:

  Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump spiritual advisor confesses to 'inappropriate sexual behavior with a young lady' after woman claimed he abused her when she was 12

NYCE:

  Popular preteen girl’s Instagram followers are 92% grown men — who fetishize her pics on the dark web 

WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY 'INTIMATE PHOTOS'?

  'Hackers leaked intimate photos after my laptop was stolen'

TRUST ME - YOU'RE NOT A TV RELATIONSHIP EXPERT:

  I'm a TV relationship expert. But 24 hours after I got engaged a fan told me she'd slept with my fiance - and I never saw it coming, writes Michelle Elman 

   

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THE RUNES ON THE COVERS SAID THAT:

  John Paul Jones Gets Honest on Led Zeppelin Relationship in Interview: “We Weren’t Friends”

IF YOU THINK ZIONISTS ARE CRAZY:

  Most Haredi men who volunteered for IDF after Oct. 7 rejected as unsuitable, not unneeded

BUT I BOUGHT FLOWERS AND EVERYTHING:

  Let’s Stop Romanticizing the Cult of Protest 

   

 THIS IS HOW THE DAILY KOS GOT STARTED - AFTER GETTING BUSTED FOR FRAUD:

  Stock-obsessed Gen Z are using astrology and tarot to invest—and swearing by the results to the tune of over $400,000

THAT'LL DO IT:

  Cultism: The menace scaring Awka people from their palatial homes

ANGEL ASSASSINS ARE REAL - GOD IS A HITMAN:

  Proof of Bible story about angels killing 185,000 soldiers in a night is uncovered after 2,700 years

YEAR OF THE BLANK:

  Religion and Spirituality in East Asian Societies - A survey in Hong Kong, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan and neighboring Vietnam finds many people don’t identify with a religion but say they believe in unseen beings, venerate ancestors’ spirits and engage in ritual practices 

   

 HAPPY STORY OF THE DAY:

  Moment Arizona sheriff’s deputy shoots dead seven starving and abandoned dogs after giving them water

HIDE YOUR HUSBANDS, HIDE YOUR KIDS:

  'New Nostradamus' names date World War 3 will start - and it's just days away