We're Positively Gay About The Implications Presented

Can somebody alert me to what episode of Will & Grace this situation was covered:

A man arrives at Heathrow airport. He’s not a journalist, but someone carrying a mystery package for a friend. What he’s carrying could, by common consent, have huge implications for the national security of the UK if it fell into the wrong hands. By definition, the wrong hands could include terrorists. 

What do we honestly expect the UK authorities to do? Give him a sly wink and say “off you go son, you have a nice trip”? 

It’s clear David Miranda wasn’t stopped because he was Glenn Greenwald’s partner. He was stopped because he was suspected of carrying classified information highly detrimental to the UK national interest. And if we don’t stop people because of that, who do we stop?

Good question.

It all sounds so much like The American Civil Rights Movement, it's scary,...

 

You Can Count On It: We're Coming To Get You

Talk about being politically subversive:

Above is a photo of someone in Egypt, saluting the protesters in Wisconsin - care of Alternet, the Leftist website - when Alternet knows their fellow Leftist protesters in Wisconsin were totally against the man who was determined to free Egypt - just as Alternet worked to convince the Egyptian he should be!

A website like Alternet has absolutely no interest in allowing that Egyptian to know who's who, and what's what, in his battle for freedom - just as they've had no interest in telling the truth about anything else - but, mark our words, the truth of what these clowns are doing will eventually get out:

And lying outfits like Alternet will pay.

Oh - and for the record - "One World, One Power" is bullshit, too.

Whoa

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

Lying, Lying, Everybody's Lying, Just So They Can Do What They're Already Doing At Home

It's always nice to see, in this nation of liars, we're not all the suckers they take us as:

Marijuana is legal in Arizona, smoke up.

Nit pickers might argue that it’s only legal for people with certain medical conditions who have a note from their doctor, but that was sham legal mumbo jumbo used to dupe Arizonans into voting for legalizing marijuana.

The proof that this has nothing to do with medicine is written into the law – you don’t need a prescription from a doctor to get it, you just need a “recommendation” and you don’t even need a doctor, you can go to a naturopath or a homeopath to get one.

Homeopathy and naturopathy are simply government-regulated quackery. Not even uber liberal California allows these so-called physicians to prescribe marijuana.

Hey - homeopaths have to do something in this country - and cultural/political subversion is about all NewAgers are good for! Leave 'em alone! That's our job!

You've Got To Understand It (To Get Out Of It)

A Prophet - Or Could It Be I'm Fooling Myself?

Gee, is it possible that people are finally getting the message about the NewAge Left that we've been saying, like, forever? Let's see:

The single most dangerous thing about leftists is their capacity for self-delusion. Most leftists really do believe that they personally know what is best for everyone.

That can't be right - it's too straight forward. Plus, it's written by one of those crazy American Tea Party conservatives, so there's no reason to take their word for anything - let's go to Europe, where they're at least edumacated:

Look to the whole of the Left, and you find gullibility. Stick two fingers up at the establishment, flash some 'alternative' credentials, and the Left will embrace you as a subversive Messiah. These are the people who spawned the manic organic brigade, happy to pay inflated prices for bog-standard goods. Lefties cheered on the feminist sisterhood, who talk of loving women but in fact want to be just like men. The Left also fell for the Fair Trade campaign, even though farmers in developing countries say it is our protectionism, not our pricing, that cuts into their income.

Time and again, the Lefties fall for some questionable initiative that promises a panacea for the world’s ailments – from the patriarchy to pesticides. Their boundless naivety propels them towards dodgy causes,...it also makes them vulnerable to gross self-deception.

Man, if they keep this up, I'm probably going to have to find a new gig - like fortune teller!

Call Me (Whenever You Get It Figured Out)

It's weird how NewAgers are always saying, if I would just do as they tell me, I would be able to get rid of my ego and be a nicer person (like I'd want that) but those same NewAgers don't blink an eye when the daytime TV Queen of NewAge, Oprah Winfrey, reportedly has a problem controlling her "ego and hubris".

The great holy men of India are supposed to have conquered this problem as well, but there's just one little problem:

"'They are very egoistic,' said Anand Bardhan, the administrator overseeing the Kumbh. 'One moment they suddenly become angry and the next moment they will shower lots of affection. You need to understand their nature.'"

Oh, I understand their nature, alright. It's called hypocrisy. As Shinie Antony says about Indian Essentials, the new collection of essays on Indianness, or the Eastern way of seeing things:

"Three potentially addictive pieces are Samrat’s Hum Log, the Sex Log, Srividya Natarajan’s Gold’s Fools and Jerry Pinto’s Talking Bollywood. The first delves deep and dirty into our moral hypocrisies, the second lays bare the gilt in our bling and the third, of course, talks drolly of Sharmila Tagore and Rajesh Khanna. These take the content and form debate firmly into the latter’s lair. When the substance is new age and subversive patriotism, style has to play imp."

It most certainly does. Face it: most NewAgers have to make up their own belief system because - being to cowardly to ditch the whole "spirituality" charade - that's the only way they can have a religion that'll accommodate their bullshit:

"It is telling that Kitty Kelley's new biography of Oprah Winfrey accuses the star of making up childhood sex-abuse stories to enhance her career -- something that would have been unimaginable in any other culture but our own and in any other age but this one."

And what age, exactly, is that again?

Captain Obvious Wins Magic Decoder Ring

"Since his arrival on the national stage, Obama has been blessed with adversaries who overplay their hand claiming he is a 'Manchurian candidate' out to destroy America from inside.

Obama won last year's historic election by rising above that nonsense.

His casting aspersions on the very genius of the American government because he can't get his way is cause for alarm."

-- Charles Hurt, getting hurt by Mr. Charley - I mean, Mr. President - which has to mean a nutjob like me must be looking, more and more, like a direct portal into the mind of any one of those high velocity multi-pronged motivational Life Coach types these days, huh? Huh? At least to slow thinkers, like, at The New York Post?

Getting these "we were wrong" moments out of individual liberals ain't easy, and it can be truly heartbreaking, but in the end - hey - that's the only way known to snap 'em,...