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Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

This Is What They Mean By "It Takes All Kinds"

Good Morning, Sunshine!

Here's another TMR reminder of "who you really are" - a little pat-pat on the head for "My Main Man" - because we love you sooooo much!

You're going to wake up one day and make us all so proud!

Remember "back in the day", like between the 1930's and the 1960's - or just way back when - where, if you were a guy, you were some girl's "Mystery Date" and got three choices for your character?

In the real world, that translated into you growing up be this guy.

Or you could be this guy.

Or you could be this guy.

Now - before any of our fellow blacks get upset with us - this guy was the same as what we put behind door #2, O.K.?

Shit, forget "Mystery Date" - that was the game girls tried to get you to play - in the real world, when it came to cool, there wasn't nothing but door #2!

We know - your manhood's already getting beat up already - but chill out and follow us here, we're simplifying shit:

See, the problem, from a societal point of view, was the goofballs who chose the guy behind door #3.

That guy.

Not these guys.

The shape-shifter.

He was the hypocrite who hung out with communists, gave you drugs, while telling you to "fight The Man" - and then informed the Feds what you were up to - what he told you to do!

If you want to think biblically (and, though we don't know why, we know many of you still do) this guy was the snake.

Now, if you had half-a-brain (!) and weren't going to be #1 (and, if you were coming of age back in the 50's, who wanted to be #1?) you wanted to grow up to be #2.

#2 was the guy who took drugs, but still knew he was an American, first and foremost.

Guy #3 was always trying to worm his way into your life, but left you (and everyone else who listened to him) to figure it all out - including what he was up to - for themselves.

Now, flash-forward to today:

Your choices haven't essentially changed.

In the real world, you can be this guy.

Or you can be this guy.

Or you can be this guy.

So what's different, you ask?

Well, a lot - but then, not much if you think about it.

American guys converged, and then split up again.

Guy #1 has tried drugs, but come back home.

Guy #2 may have been caught up in drugs, but he ultimately got much, much smarter because of it - and is now trying to lead us out of the wilderness.

And Guy #3?

The shape-shifter?

He's still up to his old tricks.

But he done lost his goddamn mind a long time ago!

Don't get confused by what you see on the surface.

No matter what he does, or how he tries to make things look, don't let him fool you.

And, whatever you do, don't join those standing on the sidelines - they're dead meat:

Just know Guy #3 is still the same shape-shifting, trouble-making, ass-wipe freak he's always been.

And you still don't want to be that guy.

Message To Black People: You're Safer With Us**

"2000 Marines heading to Haiti. To kill all the blue people, I guess."

Andy Levy, using current events to expose the lie at the heart of Avatar - and in the heart of it's deceitful, and anti-American, director and creator, James Cameron - who portrayed NewAgers as holier-than-thou, quick-to-anger, slow-eyed (and slow-brained) blue-faced fools in space, via Twitter.

**You did notice that, in Avatar, all the black people are United States Marines, didn't you?

Hat Tip: Hot Air

And There It Is

It's All A Pack Of Lies: Deal With It

"He spoke at a Barack Obama veterans rally in front of the Capitol in July, co-hosted several events with then- congressional candidate Jared Polis and attacked Republican Senate candidate Bob Schaffer in a TV ad paid for by the national group Votevets.org. And the mostly Democratic candidates he supported — looking for credibility on veterans issues and the war — lapped it up appreciatively. Now, politicians are dealing with news that the man they believed to be a former Marine and war veteran wounded in Iraq by a roadside bomb, in fact, never served in the military — but did spend time in a mental hospital."

-- Michael Riley, on Rick Strandlof AKA Rick Duncan, another exhibit in the Democrats Are Crazy! Sweepstakes, from The Denver Post.

Glenn Reynolds cynically adds:

"Doesn’t really matter. Election’s over, and he served his purpose."

Yea: getting the Insane Clown Posse elected to public office in America. How does it feel y'all?

Real Americans Bust Another NewAge Bubble

"I don’t want to attack her, but the truth is very savage. We were infected enough with her behavior in the jungle. Now I just want to get immunized.

I can get over just about anything, but I don’t know about Ingrid. Forgive? Yes. Move on? Yes. Respect? No."

-- Keith Stansell, ex-Marine, former captive of Columbia's FARC - and one of the authors of the book, “Out of Captivity” - on Ingrid Betancourt (his celebrated fellow captive) who the Americans described as "a rotten piece of fruit," in The New York Times.

Another former captive, Luis Eladio Pérez, strengthens the NewAge outlines of the story, saying:

“Ingrid is a person who generates a great deal of envy. Not even the kidnapping had taken away that karma, above all because 90 percent of the news stories that were heard about the kidnapping were about her, as if the rest of us did not exist.”

Of course, it's that (nonexistent) "karma" at work - not her behavior with others - and who in our NewAge news media cares about a bunch of men in captivity? (No one's rushing to save Ashton Kutcher, after all,...)

Ingrid, BTW, is now living in France, the "selfish and haughty" capital of the world.

Getting To Know You

"Iranian Air Defense Radar: ‘Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.’

Aircraft: ‘This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.’

Air Defense Radar: ‘ You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!’

Aircraft: ‘This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send ‘em up, I’ll wait!’

Air Defense Radar: (no response … total silence)".

-- A Marine Pilot, letting the enemy know what's up - in a hilarious conversation that was sent to Michael Ledeen - at Pajamas Media.