Showing posts with label tattoos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tattoos. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 4, 2024

Every Netflix Special On "Cults" Has Errors TMR's Seen Through - Multiple Times

THEY'RE FOOLS - ACTIVELY FOOLING YOU:

SHE ATTRACTED ATTENTION:

A NOT-SO-HAPPY PRIDE MONTH:

THE SEX IS GREAT THOUGH: 



DEMOCRACY IS CONVICTING YOUR OPPONENT AND THEN TRYING TO CAPITALIZE ON IT:

THINKING YOU'RE GOD IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA BUT SO WASN'T JENNY, JIM CARREY AND OPRAH DESTROYING TRUST IN VACCINES BACK IN 2008:

TMR CALLED S.F. "SAN FRANCISCULT" ALL THE WAY BACK IN 2007 - WHEN EVERYONE WAS DENYING ANYTHING'S WRONG:

FUCK THE FORCE:

DOPES:

GANGSTER:

TOO MUCH TIME IN PARIS:

ENDORSE CHEATING, DAMN YOU:


    

 WIFE-Y MATERIAL:

OR JUST A JERK:

NEVER BE A FIRST ADOPTER:

SMART MAN:

"THE TRUTH" MY ASS: 

YOUR BELIEFS ARE IRRELEVANT:

MARVIN GAYE AT LEAST OFFERED "SEXUAL HEALING":

OUT COME THE KNIVES:

PREJUDICE - NOT REASON:

THIS SEEMS TO BE THE MODERN WORLD'S WAY:

DID SHE NKEEP THE MONEY? 

HINDU FASCISM:

EVERY ATHEIST I8N AMERICA KNOWS THIS ALREADY:

Monday, June 3, 2024

Clint Eastwood's "High Plains Drifter" Is Just A Ghost Story In Western Dress-Up

DON'T MENTION PROSTITUTION WHEN AN UGLY OUT-OF-SHAPE CONSERVATIVE UBER-RICH MEDIA BARON CAN "MARRY" FIVE TIMES:

LOOK IT UP - MACHO DOESN'T MEAN UNFAIR:

WOMEN INITIATE 70% OF DIVORCES - THUS WORLD PAIN:

PRO-TIP - TAKE ALL YOUR FAMILY PLANNING ADVICE FROM WHORES: 

HALF OF AMERICANS THINK RACHEL MADDOW IS A JOURNALIST:

THEY SAY SHE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR U.S. SOCIAL MAYHEM BUT THERE'S NO ADVERTISING IT OR NEWS REPORTS AND DOCUMENTARIES SHOWING HOW:

LIBERALS REALLY LIKE BEING LIED TO:


    

 MLK'S "DREAM" HAS BEEN ACHIEVED: 

TRYING TO MAKE LOSING "AMERICAN IDOL" MATTER:

GOD, GIVE ME STRENGTH, AFTER YOU MADE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO ME:

REWARDING THE FAKEST OF FAKE RITUALS:


   

IT'S A GAME OF "CAT AND MOUSE" - YOU'RE THE MOUSE:


   

 REMEMBER WHEN THE INTERNET PROMISED TO MAKE US SMARTER THAN THIS?

YOUR LIFE IS EASY WHEN A DERMATOLOGIST CAN FIX IT:

OR THE BEST THING EVER:

TRUMP JURORS MADE JOY BEHAR WET HERSELF:

DONALD J. TRUMP - FATHER OF US ALL:

TRUST NO ONE:

OH, COME ON, D:

BILL CLINTON'S CULT LEADER KEN WILBER HAD A "THEORY OF EVERYTHING" THAT HILLARY ONCE SAID SHE WAS AFTER: 


   

 FUNNY THAT "SCIENCE" DIDN'T SAY THAT AT THE TIME - AND WHERE WAS NEAL DEGRASSE TYSON'S SORRY ASS?

IT'S JUST WATER BUT - OF COURSE - THAT'S NEVER THE ISSUE: 

HUH - DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING:


     

 THIS WAS THE FIRST UNFUNNY EPISODE OF SNL'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" 

   

 YOU WERE AMAZING - THANKS, ED - AND "GOODNIGHT":

Wednesday, May 29, 2024

The Only Women 'Looking For A Man' Are NewAge Witches Who Can't Keep One

WE GOT YOUR NAZI TECHNOLOGY RIGHT HERE:


   

 KIND OF AN EXTREME TITLE:

DOOMSDAY ON PROBATION:

EVERYBODY SAYS THIS BUT NOBODY NAMES NAMES:

MARRIED TO A FIRECRACKER:

THE EXISTENCE OF THE NEWAGE PROVES THIS:

THE WOMEN OF "THE VIEW" ARE EXPERTS IN EVERYTHING:

WE LOVE YOU NOW SHUT-UP:

 GREAT WHITE SHARK: 

I STILL CAN'T TELL YOU ANY OF HER SONGS OR ALBUMS - AND I'VE HEARD THEM:

YOU, SIR, ARE UNDER ARREST:

FORGET IT, JACK, IT'S CHINATOWN:

AS ONE DOES:

LIFE AS COMPETITION - LIKE ANIMALS:


   

 THE COUGAR THAT DIDN'T BITE BACK:

WHAT SHAME? WHERE'S ANY SHAME? I DO NOT SENSE SHAME:

THE OTHER GODDESS HAS A BLEACH BLONDE BUTCH BODY:


   

 CURSES ARE REAL:

HE LOVED THAT DOG:


   

 THIS WOMAN'S GOT THE SAME LEADERSHIP QUALITIES AS NEW YORK'S MAYOR:

I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN:

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT:

WHEN THE DIVINE BECOME MORTAL:

HER "FANS" HAVE BEEN KILLING HER:

REPEAT - PUTTING A HOROSCOPE IN THE NEWSPAPER EXPLAINS EVERYTHING:


   

TMR IMAGINES HE SAID "FEED HIM TO THE LIONS":

THEY "SAVE THE PLANET" NOT THE PEOPLE:

WHAT IS A QUACK?


   

 THE RESOLUTION SHOULD BE HELPING TO AVOID THEM:

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A THING - IT'S A NEW THING:

EARLY ALZHEIMER'S DIAGNOSIS USING PANCAKES IS ALRIGHT:

ALL CALLS GO TO RICHARD DREYFUSS' OFFICE:

THIS IS THE NEWAGE - TRUST NO ONE:

SOMEBODY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND - NEWAGERS LIKE BEING MISLED:

I USED TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU AND NOW I DON'T:

TATTOO LATE:


   

 REPEAT - THEY PUT HOROSCOPES IN THE NEWSPAPER AND THE WAPO HAD A SELF-PROCLAIMED WITCH AS RELIGION REPORTER: