Weird Al Yankovic's Great Cover Of Lorde Called "Foil"

Weird Al On Lady GaGa: Everything But Maturity

It's pretty weird to have found this right after that last music post, where I mention I was a porcupine, but I guess that just goes to further show how lame GaGa is. It's Weird Al Yankovic doing "I Perform This Way", and it's got a few good lines in it, as all Weird Al songs do:

He, at least, isn't pretending he's making great art.

U.F.O. Tofu And Liberal Childcare

I overheard a conversation between a liberal mom and her pre-schooler the other day:

Mom: "So what do you want to eat tonight?"

(I'm thinking: this kid has a choice?)

Kid: "Pizza!"

Mom: "Don't you want some tofu?"

Kid: "Pizza!"

Mom: "But I made lots of tofu,..."

Kid (angry): "I want pizza!"

Mom: "O.K., you can have pizza and I'll have tofu."

Kid: "O.K."

And that's all that needs to be said. Except, considering tofu, I'm glad the kid had a choice after all,....