Make Sure They Prey In Schools

“We made a very, very, very terrible mistake with our children and we went with radical honesty. But don’t do it, I’m not advocating for it, I’m not advocating for it. We made a deal from really young with our kids. The deal was, if you tell the truth,, you won’t get in trouble. 'The only way you can get in trouble in this house is if we find out you did something and you don’t tell the truth.' It’s a mistake, it’s terrible. Because they do whatever they want and then just come tell you. It’s awful don’t try it. You want your kids to lie definitely, you don’t want to know some of the stuff your kids are thinking of doing.”

- Will Smith, sounding like God

White Mother Tries To Teach Son To Fight Using Blacks

The cross-armed, I'm-the-authority look:

It goes with a lot of stupid behavior,...

I Am The 7th Child From 1 Woman (With 4 Different Men)

Your christmas' and birthdays and other holidays are going to SUCK.

The kid described below is lucky, because he knows all his siblings:

"Jordan Ott was the third of his mother’s six children, born over the course of four marriages.

By age 8, he’d had two step-dads; his brothers and sisters had more or fewer based on birth order. Each child also had different numbers of siblings, depending on whether their own dads fathered other children. Ott has one full sister, four half-siblings and at one point had three step-siblings “that I know of,” he said. His own father has mostly lived far away.

His story is not uncommon today,…."

"Are you my Daddy?"

Baby Mama City, Baby:

"Don't worry about where your brother is - did you wash your hands?"

Despite the fact they're all together, and probably eat better, it still must be confusing either way,...

Play Louis Armstrong's "Oh, What A Wonderful World"

A college student was very sad when her father announced that he is divorcing his wife.



However, she became furious when she learned the identity of her father’s new lover, her college roommate.



Now, the daughter, who is a college student in Zhuhuai, Guangdong Province, in China, is seeking justice and revenge.



The heartbroken student went online, posted her story and showed photos of her father’s girlfriend, who was her friend.



The girl wrote of her grievances against her father. She told people that her father left her mother for her roommate and then she wrote: "My roommate is pregnant and guess who the father is? My dad!

”

The woman said that her father met her roommate when they were Freshmen in college. It is unclear when the two began to see each other romantically.



"The world is just terrible. I lost trust in friendship and my family," she wrote online.



After being abandoned by her father, the girl said that her life has become difficult. Her father also stopped paying her tuition bills as he now has another family to care for.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Out Of Control)

"They arranged to meet up with her at a Walmart in north Stockton on Saturday under the pretense of making the marriage work, according to Lt. Mike Jones, of the San Joaquin Sheriff’s Department.

She willingly got in the car."

UPDATE:

“She said she was able to text her boyfriend,,…”

Scary Monsters (Super Freaks)

"Dragging a piece of rotting meat through the jungle right next to your vulnerable young is actually a really great way to attract predators,…"

NewAge Has Made "I Don't Care" A Winning Argument

A naturally slender woman, who is 26 weeks pregnant with her first child, has come under fire for promoting an extreme diet which sees her eat predominantly bananas.

Loni Jane Anthony, 25, from Australia, reveals on her blog Aleven:11 that she eats up to 20 per day, raw and in smoothies, for breakfast, often lunch and sometimes mixes it up by having salad for dinner.

After opening up about her fruit-based meal plan to news.com.au, commentators deemed the pretty blonde 'irresponsible' and 'narcissistic' - especially as her Instagram account, which boasts almost 100,000 followers, features dozens of 'selfies' showcasing her svelte figure.

Life Is Really Simple (When You Put It Like That)

“Arrian was 15 years old. She ran track at Parma Middle School. 


In June 2012, she got food poisoning.

She vomited so badly she ruptured her esophagus.



She slipped into unconsciousness and went into cardiac arrest.



She died.”

Tom Cruise: Mr. "Risky Business" Gets Naked In Court

“That was one of the assertions, yes.”

It's Harmless, Plus People Have A Right To Believe What They Want To Believe & If Some Kid Dies That's Too Bad

“My brother was on his deathbed because my parents practiced faith healing, which a lot of children would die from. His throat was so swelled that he was unable to eat and he had to be given drops of water through a straw.”

Thank Goodness (Mom Explained It)

All That (And Adultery Too)

“Kids aren’t stupid, they really know where to get drugs. I feel it’s easier to get acid or speed, than it is to buy bubblegum at a store because (at a store) you have to wait in line.”

Playing Divorced Parents Off Each Other Is Relationship Training For The Future, Too: You Don't Have To Mature

Oh - God Lord, People - do NOT make me laugh:

  How your parents can break your heart: Children starved of warmth and affection suffer lifelong health problems

• Strong biological link for how negative early life experiences affect physical health

• Can even lead to cardiovascular disease

Fuck you - the direction of society and the NewAge Boomer's divorce statistics, alone, prove there has never been anything more important to anybody's success than a parent's happiness,...

 

I've Got Several Good Uses For A Baseball Bat In France

Keep this in mind the next time you hear the French treat their kids as little adults:

"A French mother who allegedly held down her four-year-old son while he was raped by his stepfather in a prison visiting room went on trial in Strasbourg on Monday."

Strasbourg? I've lived near there - right on the German border. So now I don't know what's sadder: 

What happened to this child, or watching the other ones in their backyards, each playing soccer alone,...

 

My Country Is My True Family (And I Was Raised Mean)

"Government Tested AIDS Drugs On Foster Kids"

I've made a point of mentioning I'm the product of foster care, so all I can offer on this whopper of a story is - if you were one of those kids - your Momma and Daddy (or somebody) would be maaaaad:

Hope that explains my outlook a little better,...

Determined You Never Be Like The Greatest Generation

Guess which pop celebrity recently said it: 

  "My dad used to make me sit outside on the steps all night long looking for UFOs flying by, and I had to do that for years." 

 I say, parenting got weird once hippies got their hands on it,...

 

Don't Matter If The Child Did Bite Him You Can't Hit Kids

My heart goes out to cops when they have to deal with crazy people,...

This Must Be What They Mean By Mothering Being Hard

Making A Fight For Survival (More Than A Show Again)