There's Nothing In An American High School Education To Prepare You For Life

BUT THAT'S WHERE THE SPINE ENDS:

  Beware of chiropractors who insert two fingers into your vagina!

IT'S THE HOTTEST THING AND EVERYBODY'S TRYING IT - AGAIN:

  Maine man sentenced for ‘cult-like’ sexual misconduct 

   

 HE THINKS SCIENCE IS A PERSON:

  Biden’s got a plan to protect science from Trump

WATER WORLD:

  IS HOMEOPATHY COST-EFFECTIVE? A New Economic Evaluation of Homeopathy

MOST WHO USE COMPLIMENTARY OR ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE GET CANCER:

 Most Cancer Patients Use Complementary or Alternative Medicine

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA:

  Anticancer potential of homeopathic medicines

ZIONISTS ARE NAZIS STILL WANTING "LIVING SPACE": 

Revealed: Israeli spy chief ‘threatened’ ICC prosecutor over war crimes inquiry

PEOPLE ARE STUPID - THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS LOSING DEBATES:

  Bill Maher responds to critics claiming he's 'turned': 'It's that your ideas are stupid'

WHO'S TO STOP THEM?

  Why Nazi slogans and xenophobia appeal to rich kids

I'M BORED - I'M THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED:

  Scientists solve mystery of why killer whales are attacking boats worldwide

DRESSED FOR SUCCESS:

  Mass. stabbing spree suspect Jared Ravizza seen in pics with lip gloss, nail polish as court docs confirm name change

TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS:

  Morgan Spurlock's fast-food documentary earned him millions - then he confessed his off-camera lies and a dark past of sexual perversion, addiction... and never worked a day again

BUT SHE RAISED HIM:

  Her son was an accused cult leader. She says he was a victim, too

WITH FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI:

  Woman admits to EATING her grandmother's remains and cooking them in a pasta dish in shock radio confessional: 'I ate my Nan'

STICK TO THE WHITE BEAR NEXT TIME:

  Black bear 'kebabs' gives family parasitic worms, 3 people hospitalized

THE SISTERS OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE FINALLY GOT TO HIM:

  Pope Francis shocks bishops by saying gay men should not be admitted to church seminaries because 'there's already too much f*****ry'

TOP-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT - IF YOU RIDE A BROOM:

  Classics of Pagan Cinema: Teen Witch (1989)

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NO HELMETS, AFTER-SCHOOL ADULT SUPERVISION, AND POT WAS ILLEGAL: 

Millennial Mom Tells Her Kids the Horror Stories of Being Raised by Boomers

YOURS, TOO? Harriette Cole:

  My girlfriend’s astrology obsession has become too much

AT LEAST IT'S NOT YOUR WIFE:

  Skowhegan woman learns to heal from nearly 20 years of stepfather's 'cult-like' abuse

AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT YOUR KIDS:

  Hundreds of children rescued from religious cult after police raid in Zimbabwe

HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEL:

  Bob Dylan's rare abstract painting from Woodstock years sells for nearly 200K at auction... after he traded it for an astrology chart

WHEN BEING FILMED FUCKING A GUY NAMED "RAY-JAY" IS CONSIDERED SUCCESS:

   The Kardashians Are in Their Flop Era

THROW SOMETHING OVER MEGHAN:

  Nigeria’s first lady slams US after Meghan Markle visit: ‘We do not want nakedness in our culture’

THROW SOMETHING OVER AUSTRALIA:

  Australian police arrest a man accused of running naked through an airliner

NOT-SO GLAMOROUS: 

Glamorous doctor 'faked cancer diagnosis to scam friend out of $160,000'

OLD PROBLEM - GETTING THEM - NEW PROBLEM: 

People who use weight loss drugs like Ozempic face a problem: What to do when they run out or can't take them anymore 

    

 BONEY M: 

24 Pictures Showing How Much Skinnier Female Idols Are Compared To Regular People

AN ACADEMY-LEVEL PERFORMANCE: 

Master of Make-Believe - A struggling actor struck it rich in Hollywood—then the F.B.I. showed up

THE NOT-SO-NEW "YOU": 

'Crying mom' who went viral for baking video slams ex for sharing her dark past: 'I know who I am!'

LIFE IS MESSY: 

Why you shouldn’t be afraid of being a mess

THEY THINK THEY CUTE: 

Sold-out San Francisco event proves flirting's back

SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN: 

Indiana nuptials descends into chaos with groom in jail and one person shot after guest is seen 'flirting' with woman who wasn't his wife

SHE'S ALREADY DEAD TO ME: 

‘I feel like my sister died’: inside the shocking TikTok dance cult

NEWAGE: 

The Cult-Like Language That's Coursing Through Business - What do crypto companies, hyper online career coaches, and cults have in common?

GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE: 

BTS And HYBE Face Massive Backlash After Group’s Shocking Plagiarism Scandal Resurfaces

EXPOSURE: 

Musician's Middle School Bully Asked Her To Perform At Her Wedding For Free To Build Her Portfolio— ‘It's Bold Of You To Assume I'd Gift You A $2,500 Service'

CALL ME WHEN THEY START FORKING: 

50 Cent Reacts To Rumor About Diddy “Spooning” Male Producer

SOUL COPY: 

Sole copy of Wu-Tang Clan album to be played to the public for first time at Mona 

   

 IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, BABY: 

Doug Ingle, frontman of rock band Iron Butterfly, dies aged 78

Bob Dylan's "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" By The Crack Emcee

"The Crack Emcee has returned,...for a couple of numbers"

Support The First Man Canceled™:

The Best Cultural Icons (Can Reject What Birthed Them)

"Judas!"

“Shaman? I don’t know. I don’t like that scene.”

Here's two reasons white supremacy can't produced any prophets:

They're usually concerned with the truth - and what's wrong,….

Johnny Cash's First Show, W/ Bob Dylan & Joni Mitchell

Boomers Betrayed Blacks (With Their Fecklessness)

It doesn't sound like ol' Bob Dylan is feeling very NewAge-y either:

  “Why is it that when people talk about me they have to go crazy? What the fuck is the matter with them?...I sounded different. So fucking what? They want to know what can’t be known. They are searching—they are seekers. Like in the Pete Townshend song where he’s trying to find his way to 50 million fables. For what? Why are they doing this? They don’t really know. It’s sad. It really is. May the Lord have mercy on them. They are lost souls. They really don’t know. It’s sad—it really is. It’s sad for me, and it’s sad for them.”

It's sad for all of us.

Every single one,…

 

I'm The Indian Escaping At The End Of "Cuckoo's Nest"

This is a gun.

If you're not crazy, they're all kinds of cool.

If you are crazy, we've got a problem.

How do I define "crazy"?

That's where I'm faced with a dilemma.

See, I live in a culture that encourages people not to concede to the rational - like believing a man who walked on water watches over our lives, and may even talk to us.

Is that crazy?

Then there's the idea certain humans possess magical powers, say of redemption, like Westerners did Bob Dylan and The Beatles, and like The Beatles did the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi from the East, in turn.

Was that crazy?

Our lives are overflowing with asinine ideas people still insist on - including discredited ones.

Is letting that happen crazy?

We're not the rest of the world.

Americans are supposed to be different.

We're supposed to be stripping away the fraud that defines the hardships of other people's lives.

Instead, we treat it as a show.

In such a culture, the military couldn't stop the Washington shooter for being crazy, any more than society can stop Jenny McCarthy - who's killed way more people - using different means.

Even with a diagnosis of schizophrenia, the shooter's beliefs are no stranger than hers, or many others.

This is our culture.

They call it the NewAge and, as a society, it's "the path" they've chosen.

The one that says the Washington shooter deserved to die and Jenny McCarthy is a star of television and publishing - despite being identical in beliefs, actions, and crimes.

 That's how I define crazy.

And, I think, things will start to work out again - and fewer people will die - once we commit ourselves to curing it,...