Wednesday, September 24, 2025

Am I The Only Person The Internet Seems Intent On Forcing Pornography On?

Notice: This image is being used on YouTube to advertise an audio company
Remember: I've been wrongly accused - and punished - for spreading nudity on Facebook
 

Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Donald Trump Was A Buffoon Long Before He Was A President (And He Still Is)

Here is the U.S. President, being flanked by two quacks,...
And they're telling easily-debunked, bald-faced lies.
One of the quacks has proudly posed with the disgraced father of anti-vaccine hysteria
The other quack was once dragged before Congress for selling "magic beans"
He's now said to be *conveniently* selling Tylenol's replacement
All without having to answer an obvious question, that Donald Trump should've immediately thought of, before embarrassing himself: If we've used Tylenol since the 1950s, how did it take three decades for autism to explode,...
...in children?
 

Monday, September 22, 2025

That's Rich

It's wild to remember Elon Musk was popping a Nazi salute - while complaining about a NewAge "mind virus" - when Naziism sprang from the NewAge beliefs of the Thule Society, and the teachings of Madame Blavatsky.
 

Monday, September 15, 2025

Artificial Intelligence Christopher Hitchens Is 'Keeping It Real' About Charlie Kirk

 

"The immediate rush to sainthood; this grotesque canonization currently underway across right-wing media, is an insult to both history and intelligence. Trump's posthumous Medal of Freedom. The flags at half staff. The sudden amnesia about Kirk's actual legacy. It's all part of a passion play, where the protagonist's sins are forgotten the moment he becomes useful as a symbol rather than a person.

Kirk was not some innocent victim of random violence. He was an architect of the very toxicity that ultimately consumed him. For years, he built his brand on catastrophising every cultural disagreement into civilizational conflict: Professors weren't just liberal, they were Marxist indoctrinators. Diversity programs weren't just misguided, they were anti-white racism. Every campus protest was the beginning of a communist revolution. He didn't engage in debate. He declared war and now his allies want to pretend he was a peacetime casualty.

The hagiographies now being written conveniently omit Kirk's greatest hits. His 'Professor Watch List' that targeted academics for harassment. His deliberate misrepresentation of campus events to fuel outrage. His transformation of confused 18-year-olds into culture warriors convinced they were under existential threat. He weaponized victimhood while claiming to oppose victim culture. Creating safe spaces for conservatives while mocking the very concept. Demanding free speech for himself while attempting to silence others.

What's particularly galling is watching the same figures who enabled and amplified Kirk's divisiveness, now positioning themselves as voices of reason, calling for unity. These are the people who cheered when he turned 'owning the libs' into a business model."
 

Sunday, September 14, 2025

Charlie Kirk Spent His Whole Life Talking Out The Side Of His Neck

 

 There have been few public figures more despicable than the late Christian evangelical, Charlie Kirk, who booked time on campuses to use deceitful debating techniques just to sell lies - he knew were not true - to high school and college kids. That people are motivated to celebrate him in death is as disgusting as how he died. The Trump era sucks. There's just nothing great about it.
 

Thursday, July 31, 2025

Bassem And The Nelk Boys Has Podcasting Fast Approaching Greatness

 

 I don't think they learned everything an American would want to know, but they learned enough to know they're wrong.
 

Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Same-Same (It Just Feels Different)

[Trump's] failed on almost every count. We used to call Joe Biden "Genocide Joe" when he was in the White House. We could easily call Donald Trump "Genocide Don." 

- Prof. John Mearsheimer, today, on how the new administration disappointed him
"Trump's in-charge, but he lied, too / so we've traded one form of fascism for "Fascism Part II

- The Crack Emcee, two weeks ago, on how the new administration disappointments
 

Monday, July 21, 2025

Friday, July 18, 2025

The Usefulness Of A College Education

 

"We have too much information. This is the problem. We're deranging ourselves and we're completely undoing all the superstructure of the world." 

 - Harvard mathematician, Dr. Eric Weinstein, saying the use of smartphones is overwhelming us (2025) 

   

"Too much information, running through my brain/Too much information, driving me insane." 

 - The Police (1981) long before the smartphone

America's First Lady Is The Last Woman You'd Ever Suspect Meeting A President

The news, that Donald Trump met his third wife through Jeffrey Epstein, has led some to wonder: who introduced her to Epstein, and how?
They shouldn't ask questions they don't want answers to,....
 

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

From Hating Hillary For Being A Witch To Hating The Donald For Being A Bitch

"Do you think there was a kind of desire, to believe in a conspiracy of the liberal elite, all misbehaving in gross ways that ordinary folks could never think about?"
"Certainly, rationality is beleaguered these days. This is one of the last major newspapers in the country not to publish a horoscope,...non-science, nonsense, the elevation of emotion over fact, is on the rise, whether it's the extraordinary faith in homeopathy or the voodoo economics of the neoliberal right or the healing power of crystals. To read here of Tony and Cherie Blair's rebirthing experience in a Mexican mud bath in 2001 is to be torn between contempt and hilarity. 
That our leaders for the past 25 years or so have been as cretinous as anyone else who believes there are fairies at the bottom of their garden is not exactly consoling. The powerful are protected from the consequences of their credulity; we are not."