Or Playing A Game Of Liar's Poker

"Imagine what will happen when [your kids] find out they've been given fake drugs by the people they trust most, and that the truth was taunting them on the bottle's label. They'll think they're in the plot to 'Lost.'"

-- The Alpha Mummy, commenting on "Obecalp," the new placebo for children (and, by extension, the entire industry of "alternative" medicine) in the Times Online.