Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Research For Rats

"You mean you plan on doing surgery on rats to implant these monitoring devices, and then you plan on doing magic on them to see if you can reduce their heart rate in response to the stress of noise? That's your experimental plan? I guess those reiki masters are really skilled. Not only can they detect and recognize human life forces, but they can detect rodent qi as well and fix it. I don't know how they do it, but those reiki masters are amazing, aren't they?"

-- Orac, getting a little bit bigger laugh out of me than the asshole pictured above was capable of, for Respectful Insolence.