"At first, police said, the boy said he was 18. Later at the hospital, though, he admitted being 13 but claimed he and the PTA mom were only kissing."
-- Jennifer McLogan, who - if she and the other citizens of this nation still had the stuff - would be ready to lead a conga line all the way to the courthouse (to a chorus of "Hulk Smash!") instead of just reporting and reacting to this NewAge mayhem, from WCBSTV.com.
And yea - women were always caught in cars with little boys - before NewAge, right?