Why The Heck Is It That We Always Have To Do A Search If God Is Supposed To Be Everywhere?

"We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favor of Google’s divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.

We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of 'God', as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.

We have compiled a list of nine proofs which definitively prove Google is the closest thing to a 'god' human beings have ever directly experienced."

-- Matt MacPherson, insane founder of the Church of Google (CoG) which some view as a new cult, on Peer-To-Peer.net.