Beam Me Up, Scotty - And Set Phasers On Kill!!!

"A bloke who made a comment that he was going to kill Barack Obama on a website about aliens, ufos and government cover-ups has been arrested.

Steven Joseph Christopher, in three messages on the site www.alien-earth.org, wrote that [he] intended to kill Obama in Washington 'as a sacrificial lamb.' Apparently he got a visit from the Men in Black who have banged him up for a while.

Christopher said that he didn't have enough cash to go to Washington and was short of a weapon and so he was appealing to his fellow conspiracy theorists for help."

-- Nick Farrell, on one group of crazies very few watch - NewAgers - at The Inquirer.