Eat Too Much Ice Cream? Snow In Your Pants!!!

That is our suggested topic for the next alarmist/hysterical media campaign that could be spearheaded by poofer extraordinaire Kevin Grandia, who’s hand-wringing over the growing demise of AGW (Al Gore Warming) threatens to ruin his manicure. You can read his blog at The Huffington Post, or, if you want a more in-depth look at his scientific understanding, get a copy of “Dummies for Dummies”.

-- Joseph Nigro