Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Naked Barack Obama Unicorn Porn (I Feel Ya)

"You've got Obama naked, face down and out of it. The unicorn is rubbing lotion on his back and sort of leering at him like he wants to perform an act that would surely be illegal in all 50 -- or if you're Barack Obama -- all 57 states, if unicorns were real. It's like the start of a porn film co-directed by Liberace and Gary Gygaxx."

-- John Hawkins, showing us how "out there" the electorate is right now, which really is Right Wing News.

We at TMR want to see what that horn's used for. And does this mean it's cool now to publicly idolize black men in this way? Like Barack Obama is a married, straight black male, and here's this homoerotic fantasy painting of him right before being poked in the ass - isn't that more than a little gay? But then, isn't Barack Obama more than a little gay? Hmmm. Michelle better watch out:

Having one horse-faced lover in a marriage is enough.